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Writer's Block is evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry to keep everyone waiting, but
I had my very first case of writer's block!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I own me & happipurple and no one else so don't sue because I
only have something hundred something. uh. cents! ( or is it sense? ;D ok,
so that was a bad joke, what can I say?) Oh, yeah, Airenidale belongs to my
friend, & the guest star Andra belongs to my other friend. If ne1 else
wants to guest star, send it in review. Oh, yeah, the poll about the hair
war that I mentioned in CH5 is on. Start voting!
In Moria looking for Boromir one week after last chapter
Authoress's Hikari: * appears *
Tristan: Jesus Christ! Not another one!
Authoress's Hikari: My name's not Jesus Christ Not Another One. My name is happipurple! :D
Mai: What kind of name is Happipurple?
Happipurple: It's a username! :D
YGO cast: * sweatdrop *
Gimli ( who as you may remember is a little slow): What is a Jesis Crist?
Andra: * appears * WHAT!? YOU DON'T KNOW WHO JESUS CHRIST IS!? * starts raving and yelling about who Jesus Christ is *
Authoress: * snaps fingers and Andra disappears* That's better.
Aragorn: Um. Why exactly are you here?
Happipurple: Oh yeaaaaaah! I came to remind my friend here that she sent Boromir to the Shadow Realm whilst she was slumbering! :D
Authoress: Now is not the time for your acting career, so cut the fancy talk.
Happipurple: Aww fine. :(
Gimli: If Sam is gone, and Gandalf is gone, and Boromir is gone. then who's next?
Yugi: Maybe it will be you.
Yami: * separates from Yugi * So, maybe you'd better watch you back! * smiles evilly* Gimli: Uh, eep? * slowly inches away from Authoress * * jumps up on Balin's tomb *
Airenidale: * whispers to Mai & Tea * He's trying to feel tall.
Legolas ( who is across the room) : * laughs quietly *
Airenidale: * smiles at Legolas *
Joey: * stick tongue at Legolas *
Legolas: * blushes *
Gimli: Let's not forget the orcs! * arrow hits him and he falls down *
Tea: Oh no. Poor Gimli. :(
* big battle scene with orcs & troll comes in *
Aragorn: * tosses daggers to YGO males * Take these!
Joey: We don't need those! We have these! * pulls out Dueling Deck *
Aragorn: Cards? You're going to fight with cards?
Joey: Yeah. So?
Mai: Uhhh. Joey, didn't you try that already?
Joey: Oh, right. * dejected look *
Yugi: I bet I can do it! I summon the Dark Magician! * nothing happens *
Yami: I have more experience! I summon the Dark Magician! * nothing happens *
Merry: You were saying?
Happipurple: Oh, the Dark Magician doesn't like you anymore. He went off somewhere.
* Dark Magician appears in midair and falls down *
Dark Magician (Dark): Oof! Hey! I can talk!
Pippin: So can I!
YGO cast: * sweatdrop * LOTR cast: * roll eyes * Happipurple: As I was saying, maybe you should try a different monster.
Yami: I summon Gaia the Fierce Knight!
* Gaia appears and destroys the orcs and gets destroyed by cavetroll *
Mai: Uh, that's not good.
* Frodo get's speared *
Mai: Uh, neither is that.
Frodo: Owieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowie owieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowie owieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowie! Owie!
Tristan: He's alive!
Aragorn: You should be dead! That spear would have skewered a wild boar!
Frodo: Well, I'm not dead but I'm in pain owieowie!
Everyone: * stare in awe *
Frodo: * running in circles waving arms * owieowieowieowie!
Aragorn: How many did we lose?
Tea: Gimli got shot.
Mai: Oh well. It's not like anyone will miss him.
Gimli: Hey! I'm alive! The arrow hit me in my hind quarters! * pulls it out *
All: Eeeww!
Gimli: Hey there is a piece of paper on it. * starts reading * You will find true love ^__^
* females back away. then males back away *
Gimli: or a sock. * puts hand in pocket thoughtfully * * pulls out a sock * Hooray! I have found my true love!
Tea: Uhh, that's a sock.
Gimli: What!? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Cavetroll: * dies randomly of old age *
Legolas: Yay! I killed it!
* group sighs and moves on * Airenidale: * pats Legolas on the shoulder * * trip is uneventful until the bridge scene *
Bridge/ balrog scene. ( sorry Gandalf, you got murdered by fangirls before you had a chance with the Ol' Sparky. I wonder who will take your place :D)
Dark: I am the Dark Magician!
Happipurple: Het hem.
Dark: Uhh, I mean, Servant of the Secret Fire that does not include Yami weilder of the flame of Anor!
Authoress: * mutters something about misplaced modifiers *
Dark: Well, we didn't have English class in my time!
Airenidale: Well, neither did I, but I still know what it is!
Dark: Yeah, but elves are lore masters!
Airenidale: And you live on a piece of paper!
Dark: * face turns red with anger *
Pippin: What's paper?
Merry: And I still don't know what tape is!
Happipurple: Easy Dark. We are here to kill the Balrog.
Tea: Yeah, not to start fights amongst ourselves.
Yami: If you start a friendship speech, I'll use the mind crush on you.
Yugi: But you promised you wouldn't hurt any more people.
Yami: Damn! I did! * starts swearing uncontrollably in Egyptian *
Yugi: I've known you long enough to know that those are Egyptian swear words!
Yami: Crap!
* Joey pulls Airenidale's hair *
Airenidale: * swears loudly in Elvish *
Legolas: Airenidale! * horror face *
Airenidale: It's not my fault! Joey pulled my hair!
Legolas: * enraged * *pulls Joey behind a rock * * muffled yelps are heard *
Balrog: Uhh, aren't you forgetting something?
Authoress: We're waiting for the bridge under your feet to crumble.
Balrog: They won't fall unless they are cued. The wizard guy has to hit his staff on it.
Dark: Oh, ok. * hits staff on bridge *
* balrog falls & brings Dark with him *
Happipurple: I'll save you! * jumps after Dark * Oh, shit! I forgot I can't fly again!
Authoress: * shakes her heads *
Aragorn: Do you not mourn for your fallen comrade?
Authoress: What? Oh, her. She always does that. She'll be back someday.
All: O_O Someday?
Pippin: Seriously, what's paper?
Merry: And what's tape?
Great! Now he has Pippin started! Oh well. Don't forget to review if you want to be a guest character, tell me what you want to do and I'll see if I can make it happen. :D
In Moria looking for Boromir one week after last chapter
Authoress's Hikari: * appears *
Tristan: Jesus Christ! Not another one!
Authoress's Hikari: My name's not Jesus Christ Not Another One. My name is happipurple! :D
Mai: What kind of name is Happipurple?
Happipurple: It's a username! :D
YGO cast: * sweatdrop *
Gimli ( who as you may remember is a little slow): What is a Jesis Crist?
Andra: * appears * WHAT!? YOU DON'T KNOW WHO JESUS CHRIST IS!? * starts raving and yelling about who Jesus Christ is *
Authoress: * snaps fingers and Andra disappears* That's better.
Aragorn: Um. Why exactly are you here?
Happipurple: Oh yeaaaaaah! I came to remind my friend here that she sent Boromir to the Shadow Realm whilst she was slumbering! :D
Authoress: Now is not the time for your acting career, so cut the fancy talk.
Happipurple: Aww fine. :(
Gimli: If Sam is gone, and Gandalf is gone, and Boromir is gone. then who's next?
Yugi: Maybe it will be you.
Yami: * separates from Yugi * So, maybe you'd better watch you back! * smiles evilly* Gimli: Uh, eep? * slowly inches away from Authoress * * jumps up on Balin's tomb *
Airenidale: * whispers to Mai & Tea * He's trying to feel tall.
Legolas ( who is across the room) : * laughs quietly *
Airenidale: * smiles at Legolas *
Joey: * stick tongue at Legolas *
Legolas: * blushes *
Gimli: Let's not forget the orcs! * arrow hits him and he falls down *
Tea: Oh no. Poor Gimli. :(
* big battle scene with orcs & troll comes in *
Aragorn: * tosses daggers to YGO males * Take these!
Joey: We don't need those! We have these! * pulls out Dueling Deck *
Aragorn: Cards? You're going to fight with cards?
Joey: Yeah. So?
Mai: Uhhh. Joey, didn't you try that already?
Joey: Oh, right. * dejected look *
Yugi: I bet I can do it! I summon the Dark Magician! * nothing happens *
Yami: I have more experience! I summon the Dark Magician! * nothing happens *
Merry: You were saying?
Happipurple: Oh, the Dark Magician doesn't like you anymore. He went off somewhere.
* Dark Magician appears in midair and falls down *
Dark Magician (Dark): Oof! Hey! I can talk!
Pippin: So can I!
YGO cast: * sweatdrop * LOTR cast: * roll eyes * Happipurple: As I was saying, maybe you should try a different monster.
Yami: I summon Gaia the Fierce Knight!
* Gaia appears and destroys the orcs and gets destroyed by cavetroll *
Mai: Uh, that's not good.
* Frodo get's speared *
Mai: Uh, neither is that.
Frodo: Owieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowie owieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowie owieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowieowie! Owie!
Tristan: He's alive!
Aragorn: You should be dead! That spear would have skewered a wild boar!
Frodo: Well, I'm not dead but I'm in pain owieowie!
Everyone: * stare in awe *
Frodo: * running in circles waving arms * owieowieowieowie!
Aragorn: How many did we lose?
Tea: Gimli got shot.
Mai: Oh well. It's not like anyone will miss him.
Gimli: Hey! I'm alive! The arrow hit me in my hind quarters! * pulls it out *
All: Eeeww!
Gimli: Hey there is a piece of paper on it. * starts reading * You will find true love ^__^
* females back away. then males back away *
Gimli: or a sock. * puts hand in pocket thoughtfully * * pulls out a sock * Hooray! I have found my true love!
Tea: Uhh, that's a sock.
Gimli: What!? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Cavetroll: * dies randomly of old age *
Legolas: Yay! I killed it!
* group sighs and moves on * Airenidale: * pats Legolas on the shoulder * * trip is uneventful until the bridge scene *
Bridge/ balrog scene. ( sorry Gandalf, you got murdered by fangirls before you had a chance with the Ol' Sparky. I wonder who will take your place :D)
Dark: I am the Dark Magician!
Happipurple: Het hem.
Dark: Uhh, I mean, Servant of the Secret Fire that does not include Yami weilder of the flame of Anor!
Authoress: * mutters something about misplaced modifiers *
Dark: Well, we didn't have English class in my time!
Airenidale: Well, neither did I, but I still know what it is!
Dark: Yeah, but elves are lore masters!
Airenidale: And you live on a piece of paper!
Dark: * face turns red with anger *
Pippin: What's paper?
Merry: And I still don't know what tape is!
Happipurple: Easy Dark. We are here to kill the Balrog.
Tea: Yeah, not to start fights amongst ourselves.
Yami: If you start a friendship speech, I'll use the mind crush on you.
Yugi: But you promised you wouldn't hurt any more people.
Yami: Damn! I did! * starts swearing uncontrollably in Egyptian *
Yugi: I've known you long enough to know that those are Egyptian swear words!
Yami: Crap!
* Joey pulls Airenidale's hair *
Airenidale: * swears loudly in Elvish *
Legolas: Airenidale! * horror face *
Airenidale: It's not my fault! Joey pulled my hair!
Legolas: * enraged * *pulls Joey behind a rock * * muffled yelps are heard *
Balrog: Uhh, aren't you forgetting something?
Authoress: We're waiting for the bridge under your feet to crumble.
Balrog: They won't fall unless they are cued. The wizard guy has to hit his staff on it.
Dark: Oh, ok. * hits staff on bridge *
* balrog falls & brings Dark with him *
Happipurple: I'll save you! * jumps after Dark * Oh, shit! I forgot I can't fly again!
Authoress: * shakes her heads *
Aragorn: Do you not mourn for your fallen comrade?
Authoress: What? Oh, her. She always does that. She'll be back someday.
All: O_O Someday?
Pippin: Seriously, what's paper?
Merry: And what's tape?
Great! Now he has Pippin started! Oh well. Don't forget to review if you want to be a guest character, tell me what you want to do and I'll see if I can make it happen. :D