I need to apologize for that thing a few chapters back, when I implied that
Gimli had no fans. I don't hate Gimli, I was just trying to put more humor
in the story. I am truly sorry to all of the Gimli fans.
Disclaimer: I own nothing except Authoress (me duh) and happipurple (also
me sort of). Airenidale belongs to my friend and KaiDragon is a guest star.
Outside the Mines ( aftermath )
Everyone (except Authoress & Airenidale) is in tears.
Aragorn: ( to YGO cast ) Why do you weep? It is not as if you knew Gandalf.
Tea: Just because we didn't know him doesn't mean we can't be sad for him!
Legolas: He was a great friend to all of us.
Mai: Oh great. Tea! Now you got him started!
Tea: Well, it's not like that's a bad thing.
All: * roll eyes *
Yami: It is not the wizard that I mourn for, but the Dark Magician. (
Authoress: I thought the Dark Magician didn't like you anymore.
Dark appears with Happipurple.
Dark: That's right I don't.
Yami & Yugi: Dark Magician! * group hug w/ dark *
Dark: ACK! Get off! I said I don't like you anymore!
*yami & yugi release Dark *
Yugi: But, why not?
Dark: Because he (Yami) is bossy and he orders me around and worst of all he doesn't let me talk!
Frodo: What's going on? How did they get here?
Authoress: * valley girl accent * I, like, use my magic powers, like, DUH!
Frodo: Oh. Okay. * realization comes to his eyes * But, if you have magic powers why don't you ever help ME?
Authoress: Because nobody in existence on Middle Earth gives a shit about you.
Frodo: No one cares.
Mai: Exactly. ^-^
Tristan: Uh. Shouldn't we be moving on?
Aragorn: He's right! By nightfall these hill will be swarming with orcs! We must reach the woods of Lothlorien.
Authoress: Well, Boromir's not here to object, so. OK! ^___^
Happipurple: Hey what happened to Merry and Pippin?
Joey: They fell asleep when the Balrog fell down the hole. Now the dwarf's carrying them. I think they were muttering about office supplies. 5 minutes later
Tristan: So, what's Lothlorien?
Legolas: What? How can you not know what Lothlorien is!? I can't belie-
Frodo: I don't know what Lothlorien is either.
Legolas: Ignorant fools.
Airenidale: I agree.
Joey: Hey! I know when I've been insulted!
Mai: Good for you, Joey. Good for you.
Legolas: * insults Joey in Elvish *
All who speak Elvish: * snicker *
Joey: What?
Gimli: * is being slow * They say a sorceress lives in these woods! An elf- witch of terrible power.
Airenidale: So? What's so bad about elf-witches? * warning glare *
Gimli: Uh. they are not good?
Airenidale: What do you think I am!? * nearly runs into arrow *
Tea: * nearly runs into arrow * EEK! YUGI! * jumps into Yugi's arms *
Yugi: Yami! Help!
Yami: Sorry, your on your own with that eccentric maniac.
Yugi: Ugh. * falls down *
Anonymous Elf: Are you alright miss? * helps Tea up *
Tea: I am now! ^__^
Gimli: I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox. * nearly runs into arrow *
Haldir: The dwarf breathed so loud we could have shot him in the dark.
Airendale: * giddy laugh *
Haldir: 0_0 I'd know that laugh any where! Airenidale!
Airenidale: Haldir! * they hug each other *
Joey: Legolas, he's flirting with your woman.
Legolas: * fists clenched, face red, eyes narrowed in anger, teeth clenched * She's not my woman.
Female voice: Hey! What's going on? Let's me through! Who's-- ? Oh my God! It's LEGOLAS!
Legolas: Uhh.
KaiDragon ( guest star, and if you haven't guessed, the female voice ): * glomps Legolas* Legolas! Iloveyou Iloveyou Iloveyou Iloveyou Iloveyou Iloveyou Iloveyou Iloveyou!
Legolas: Can't. breathe!
Mai: * walks over to Airenidale * I think she's flirting with your guy.
Airenidale: What? * turns *
Legolas: * is turning purple * Help me.
Happipurple: Look Dark! Legolas's skin matches your hair! ^___^ :D
Airenidale: * walks over to Kai & Legolas * * punches Kai * Legolas obsesses over ME!
Legolas: Uhh.
Airendale: Discreetly of course.
Authoress: Hey! No extreme violence! Airenidale! You've just earned yourself a time out! As for KaiDragon, * snaps fingers and KaiDragon disappears * she'll probably be in a coma for a while (sorry KaiDragon). * snaps fingers again and unbreakable floating ropes tie themselves around Airenidale *
Airenidale: * rolls eyes *
Legolas: No! Airenidale! Uhh. I mean. that's too bad?
Tristan: Why does he get all the babes?
Authoress: Because I won't let your fangirls in.
Meanwhile.
Anonymous Elf from before: Sorry runt, but I guess I took your girl.
Yugi: * innocent eyes * I have no idea what your talking about.
Tea: You saved me! I'm Tea. What's your name?
Anonymous Elf from before: My name is . Duhn duhn duhn. Ok, so that was a horrible pathetic chapter, oh well. I'll try to post a better one in the near future, but I can't make any promises. Oh yeah, if anyone has any name suggestions for the elf, please review, cuz I need ideas. Also, vote, whose hair is better, Mai's or Legolas's? Should I introduce Legos to Legolas? :D
Outside the Mines ( aftermath )
Everyone (except Authoress & Airenidale) is in tears.
Aragorn: ( to YGO cast ) Why do you weep? It is not as if you knew Gandalf.
Tea: Just because we didn't know him doesn't mean we can't be sad for him!
Legolas: He was a great friend to all of us.
Mai: Oh great. Tea! Now you got him started!
Tea: Well, it's not like that's a bad thing.
All: * roll eyes *
Yami: It is not the wizard that I mourn for, but the Dark Magician. (
Authoress: I thought the Dark Magician didn't like you anymore.
Dark appears with Happipurple.
Dark: That's right I don't.
Yami & Yugi: Dark Magician! * group hug w/ dark *
Dark: ACK! Get off! I said I don't like you anymore!
*yami & yugi release Dark *
Yugi: But, why not?
Dark: Because he (Yami) is bossy and he orders me around and worst of all he doesn't let me talk!
Frodo: What's going on? How did they get here?
Authoress: * valley girl accent * I, like, use my magic powers, like, DUH!
Frodo: Oh. Okay. * realization comes to his eyes * But, if you have magic powers why don't you ever help ME?
Authoress: Because nobody in existence on Middle Earth gives a shit about you.
Frodo: No one cares.
Mai: Exactly. ^-^
Tristan: Uh. Shouldn't we be moving on?
Aragorn: He's right! By nightfall these hill will be swarming with orcs! We must reach the woods of Lothlorien.
Authoress: Well, Boromir's not here to object, so. OK! ^___^
Happipurple: Hey what happened to Merry and Pippin?
Joey: They fell asleep when the Balrog fell down the hole. Now the dwarf's carrying them. I think they were muttering about office supplies. 5 minutes later
Tristan: So, what's Lothlorien?
Legolas: What? How can you not know what Lothlorien is!? I can't belie-
Frodo: I don't know what Lothlorien is either.
Legolas: Ignorant fools.
Airenidale: I agree.
Joey: Hey! I know when I've been insulted!
Mai: Good for you, Joey. Good for you.
Legolas: * insults Joey in Elvish *
All who speak Elvish: * snicker *
Joey: What?
Gimli: * is being slow * They say a sorceress lives in these woods! An elf- witch of terrible power.
Airenidale: So? What's so bad about elf-witches? * warning glare *
Gimli: Uh. they are not good?
Airenidale: What do you think I am!? * nearly runs into arrow *
Tea: * nearly runs into arrow * EEK! YUGI! * jumps into Yugi's arms *
Yugi: Yami! Help!
Yami: Sorry, your on your own with that eccentric maniac.
Yugi: Ugh. * falls down *
Anonymous Elf: Are you alright miss? * helps Tea up *
Tea: I am now! ^__^
Gimli: I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox. * nearly runs into arrow *
Haldir: The dwarf breathed so loud we could have shot him in the dark.
Airendale: * giddy laugh *
Haldir: 0_0 I'd know that laugh any where! Airenidale!
Airenidale: Haldir! * they hug each other *
Joey: Legolas, he's flirting with your woman.
Legolas: * fists clenched, face red, eyes narrowed in anger, teeth clenched * She's not my woman.
Female voice: Hey! What's going on? Let's me through! Who's-- ? Oh my God! It's LEGOLAS!
Legolas: Uhh.
KaiDragon ( guest star, and if you haven't guessed, the female voice ): * glomps Legolas* Legolas! Iloveyou Iloveyou Iloveyou Iloveyou Iloveyou Iloveyou Iloveyou Iloveyou!
Legolas: Can't. breathe!
Mai: * walks over to Airenidale * I think she's flirting with your guy.
Airenidale: What? * turns *
Legolas: * is turning purple * Help me.
Happipurple: Look Dark! Legolas's skin matches your hair! ^___^ :D
Airenidale: * walks over to Kai & Legolas * * punches Kai * Legolas obsesses over ME!
Legolas: Uhh.
Airendale: Discreetly of course.
Authoress: Hey! No extreme violence! Airenidale! You've just earned yourself a time out! As for KaiDragon, * snaps fingers and KaiDragon disappears * she'll probably be in a coma for a while (sorry KaiDragon). * snaps fingers again and unbreakable floating ropes tie themselves around Airenidale *
Airenidale: * rolls eyes *
Legolas: No! Airenidale! Uhh. I mean. that's too bad?
Tristan: Why does he get all the babes?
Authoress: Because I won't let your fangirls in.
Meanwhile.
Anonymous Elf from before: Sorry runt, but I guess I took your girl.
Yugi: * innocent eyes * I have no idea what your talking about.
Tea: You saved me! I'm Tea. What's your name?
Anonymous Elf from before: My name is . Duhn duhn duhn. Ok, so that was a horrible pathetic chapter, oh well. I'll try to post a better one in the near future, but I can't make any promises. Oh yeah, if anyone has any name suggestions for the elf, please review, cuz I need ideas. Also, vote, whose hair is better, Mai's or Legolas's? Should I introduce Legos to Legolas? :D