Yenozono- Part Three/Act One
By: DJ Luna
OK, do you remember the day when Alex and I met the campers? Well, this one is one of the days that will affect the campers, including us. It all started when I was still in bed. I don't know what the campers were doing, but I woke up when I heard a loud yell from outside. I fell from the bed, and I bump my head into the floor. Feeling grumpy, I stood up and I changed into my usual outfit. When I opened the door, I saw the campers, all dressed up in their usual clothes. "Why did you have to wake up this late?" Complained Paul. "Yuni, do you realize what time is it," asked Tracy. "We have been waiting thirty-minutes for you to wake up," said Evil-Zukin. "Well, who yelled?" I asked. "Don't look at me," said Tracy. "Guys, I have some good news and bad news," informed Chaos. "Well, spit it out," said Amanda. "The bad news is that Mr. Kongouji is not feeling well," said Chaos. "That means we can't go hiking today, right?" Asked Kelsey. "Well, not exactly..." Said Chaos.
"Don't tell me that N.M.R is going to take his place!" Exclaimed Evil-Zukin. "That's the good news," said Chaos. "That's it, count me out," said Evil-Zukin. "Do you really hate her?" Asked Kelsey. "No, I just don't like her," explained Evil-Zukin. "Evil- Zukin, can we have a little talk," asked Amanda. "I don't see why not," said Evil-Zukin. So Amanda and Evil-Zukin went back inside the house to talk, Chaos went back to the counselor's house, and the rest of us stay put for a while. Few minutes later, Amanda, Evil-Zukin came out from the house, and Chaos came back out from the counselor's house to inform us the news. "Guys, I have more bad news." Said Chaos, "We can't go hiking." "Why can't we?" Asked Kelsey, "I've been looking forward this." "Well, N.M.R didn't tell me the reason why," said Chaos.
"Then, we can go ourselves," said Paul. "Paul, you better stop making idiotic ideas," warned Amanda. "What, I just helping." Said Paul. "Well, since we can't go, then I will be inside, reading a book," said Kelsey. "Or, we can play a game," suggested William. "I know; lets do a scavenger hunt," said Kelsey. "We need teams and team captains," said Ni-Na. "I want to be team captain," Paul said. Amanda then burst out with laughter and said, "You, team captain! That's the MOST craziest thing that I ever heard ever since that Bigfoot story." "Hey, if you and me were team captains, my team and I would beat your team," said Paul.
"I think we found our team captains. Now let's choose our teammates, but choose wisely," Evil-Zukin said. "First, lets flip a coin to see who pick first," said Tracy. "Fine, I pick heads," said Amanda. Tracy took out her coin and flipped it. "Well, head it is," Amanda said, "I pick Kelsey." "Fine, I pick...Tracy," said Paul. After five minutes have passed, Tracy, William, and Ni-Na was on Paul's team. Alex, Kelsey and I were on Amanda's team. Evil-Zukin is the hider (one who hides the stuff) and Chaos is the game official.
"O.K., here are the rules of this game," said Chaos. Before he gets the chance to explain, Ni-Na interrupted and said, "No offence, but we already know the rules of the game. We just meet here in thirty-minutes." "But, how are we suppose to know what to find?" Asked Alex. "Well, I will get one thing and I will hide it. You will have an hour to find it, but first, you must give me ten minutes to hide it," said Evil Zukin. "Look, I have to call my mom in 15 minutes," said Kelsey." "Then call her now," said Paul. So, Kelsey took out her cell phone and dials the number. However, her call didn't go through. She tried again, but she gets the same results. "Last year, my cell phone works, but now my calls are not going through." Said Kelsey. "Wait, Ms. Jean once told me that if the counselor doesn't do the activities according to her plan, we can call her," recalled Amanda.
"Then let's call her!" Said Kelsey, "I have been looking forward this, but now it's canceled!" "There must be a reason for this," said Alex. "Sorry guys, but there's no way that we can convince her." Said Chaos, "Her answers are final." "Forget convincing her, I'm reporting this to Ms. Jean," said Kelsey. "Hey, who said that you could report this?" Said Paul. "Ms. Jean herself said that. Now, Amanda, would you do the honors," said Kelsey. So Amanda took out her cell phone and press the so-called 'speed dial' button to call Ms. Jean. "There must be some explanation about this. I know that my bill could not be due already!" Yelled Amanda.
"Let me handle this," said Kelsey. Amanda gave Kelsey her cell phone and she yelled out loud, "Look, this is an emergency call in the name of boredom and campers who are behind schedule! If we don't get to her, I will get a lawsuit, because I actually have proof that your company is scamming your customers by sending due dates that are about 1 month late than the original date!" There was plain silence until she said with a smile, "Okay, it's ringing." Amanda got the phone back from Kelsey and wait when disaster struck again.
"For crying out loud, I thought I have that phone super charged!" Exclaimed Amanda. "Great, first the hike and now the phone. What's next, a walking, talking mad lady who complain how bad we were," said Paul. "Close, but it's a man," said a voice. Paul turned around and asked sheepishly, "Uhh...Mr. Kongouji, what are you doing here with a cold?" "I just came to inform you that N.M.R will be inside in a moment," said Mr. Kongouji. "And why would you be mad, about this?" Asked Paul "It's about our first hike. She's still mad about that prank that YOU have pulled off," said Mr. Kongouji. "For the last time, I didn't do it," said Paul. "Well you can tell that to her when she's comes," said Mr. Kongouji. So, I sat down with everybody else on the rug, waiting until N.M.R comes in... with a very bad hair day.
"Hey what happened to your hair?" Asked William. "Somebody in this room, CUT my hair while I wasn't looking. Until the culprit fess up, we may have to sit here for two weeks." Said N.M.R, "All that I can say is that you better find the culprit before I get finished with my nap." N.M.R stormily left the room, slamming the door while Mr. Kongouji follows her. "Great, how bad it could get, William?" Paul whispered. "Don't look at me, I didn't cut her hair," William whispered. "If both of you don't confess to her, then every body have to stay here for two whole weeks," Amanda said. "But we didn't do it!" Paul and William said at the same time. "Then who did? I won't be wasting my time inside this dump," Alex said.
"Well if we can't find the one who's responsible, then some one will have to take the fall until we find the one who's responsible for this. But, if I ever find the real prankster, then I'll kick him or her out of this house," said Chaos. "You can't do that!" Said Kelsey. "Actually, he can, Kelsey," informed Tracy. "And why?" Asked Kelsey. "Remember when Mr. Kongouji assigned Chaos to be room captain when we were about to go on our first hike?" Asked Tracy. "Yea and we still have to find out who did the crime," said William, with a slight shocked look.
"Wait, I remember that Paul have his scissors with him during the hike," I said. "Wait, if Paul have his scissors, then it have to be him," said Evil-Zukin. Paul stood up and shouted. "Okay already, I done the deed. No more of the hiding and the deceiving. It was I! I'm the one who cut her short blond hair!" Exclaimed Paul. "Gosh, you don't have to yell it out loud, dummy," said Amanda. "So it is settled, Paul is guilty of the crime and his punishment will be settled by the counselors," said Kelsey. "Or, the punishment could be..."
Before Evil-Zukin could finish, William covered her mouth and whispered something to her. Evil-Zukin opened her mouth with a upset look and stand up and said, "What!? First N.M.R, now this captain junk! I going outside and no one is going to stop me!" Evil-Zukin stomps back outside, saying very bad words about people in this room. "Man, what's her problem. Just because Mr. Kongouji and N.M.R secretly assigned Chaos to be room captain with total authority in this room doesn't mean that she can say bad things about people..." Paul said. Every body looked at Paul. There was plain silence in the room and Paul covered his mouth and whispered, "Oh, crap..."
"Paul V. Wilson, if you don't explain every single detail about Mr. Kongouji and N.M.R assigned Chaos to be the room captain, I will hurt you really badly," Amanda threatened. William stood up and walked beside Paul and said. "Okay I have a confession to make." "Actually, you, Evil- Zukin and I have a confession to make." Said Paul. "Paul, don't make this get worse," said William. "Look man, we might as well tell the whole room the truth. After all, the truth will set you free," said Paul. But, before they can even confess, N.M.R came in. "Alright who's the culprit?" N.M.R asked. William and Paul pointed at me and they said at the same time, "She did it."