Yenozono: Part Three/Act Two
By DJ Luna
"Hey, you just confessed that you did it," I said. "No, you're responsible and for the love of this whole house, I say that you sleep with the bears tonight," said Paul. "But-" "But, nothing. YOU did it, so YOU should pay," said Paul. "Nice try, Paul." Said Amanda, "N.M.R, Paul is the real culprit, so not only you can punish him for cutting your hair, but you can also punish him for trying to blame it on Yuni." "Look, it is obvious that we haven't found the real culprit, so you have to wait longer," said William. N.M.R. stamp her right foot and yelled "I'm going to find out who did it, today. And if I don't, then I'm just taking few people that may have to do with this, and I'm going to give them the new meaning of 'downtime'!"
"Crap, what are we going to do now?" Asked Evil-Zukin. "I could have sworn that Paul have just confessed to us," said Ni-Na. "I say that William have to do with this." Said Kelsey, "After all, William tried to blame this on Yuni also, so at least he could be charged with is the fact that he is trying to hide the evidence." "I'm going to put it this way; raise your hand if you think that Yuni is guilty of the crime?" N.M.R asked. I looked around and the only hands that I saw were Paul and William's hands. "Okay, now that is settled, I have to charge my self of fooling you," said N.M.R Everybody, including myself, gave her this shocked look, but Chaos, in which he looked at her in a neutral way, and Evil-Zukin, in which she gave her a mad look.
"All of this was a setup!?" Yelled Evil-Zukin, "I know that this is not April Fools Day, so you better give a very good reason why you did that!" "Okay, I have a confession to make. One, I didn't cancel the hike; Chaos lied to you. Two, Mr. Kongouji wasn't sick; he fake it that so that everybody think that I will be sub for today. Three, I didn't set this whole thing up; he did." Explained N.M.R "Wait, if Chaos set this up, then how did you end up playing along?" "Well, let's just say that he have better negotiating skills than I do," said N.M.R "Then that means that he was tapping somebody's phone, if any one know what I mean," said Kelsey.
"Now the only question is that how did he wake up in 3:00 in the morning?" Asked N.M.R Everybody paused while Chaos was looking at me, directly. Everybody didn't notice that, but I got nervous until I finally spoke out. "Okay, I was using the bathroom at that time," I said. "Why you couldn't hold it Yuni," said Paul. "I'm sorry, but usually at that time, I got to go and that is usually my worse time to use it..." I explained. "And I thought I'm the only one who usually wakes up at that time because of her," said Alex. "But enough of the bad news, I have good news, go outside and let's get ready to go hiking!" said N.M.R
"Thank goodness for that," said Kelsey. Now, I was very happy about that, but I could not remember how this hike was because this day was so bad, that everyone was tired and exhausted. The only thing that I have to say is that is that it was Mother Nature's fault. We have to turn back because of RAIN! Man, I wish that it hadn't come right at the time when we was almost there. And because of that, everybody has to walk three miles back to the camp! But wait, that's not all; everything gets worse when we arrive back to the house...
"Okay, I did not know there will be rain today," N.M.R said. "Nice try, first the prank that I still believe that you have planned, now this!" Said Evil-Zukin. "You don't know how mad I am that we have to walk back three miles. I don't care, but I'm going inside so that I can rest my legs," said Amanda. "Unfortunately, I can't determine that for you nor Mr.Kongouji can," said N.M.R. "What do you mean! You are the assistant for Pete's sake," said Kelsey. "But, not in this case. We only determine the event's that you guys do." Replied N.M.R "Then that's means-" "What!? Chaos will be our actual counselor!" Evil-Zukin shouted, interrupting Alex. "Don't blame N.M.R, or Yuni; blame me. If I weren't forgetful, then Paul, William, and Evil-Zukin wouldn't have confessed in front of him..." Mr. Kongouji said.
After that remark, Mr.Kongouji and N.M.R left the house. I looked over at Chaos and strangely; he was asleep on his assigned bed. "Great, now we have to listen to a thug," said Alex. "Hey, he's not that bad," said Ni-Na. "Did they even consider the age of this guy?" Asked Amanda. "You probably won't belive me, but he's actually twenty-five," said Evil-Zukin. "Whoa, are you sure about that? He look like a seventeen year old to me," said Tracy. "Well, I don't care, but I say that we dump him and go to 'the place'," said Paul.
"What are you talking about?" I asked. "'The Place' is THE place to go when you are mad because of someone or something. And the best part is that every counselor we have never found us. One counselor even called the search team in order to find us," said William."What happened there?" Said Tracy ."Well, when one of our scouts found the team, Amanda instructed us to return to camp...wearing raggedy clothing. Then, we expose ourselves wearing them. But, the best part is that when the team found us, they took us back home, and Ms. Jean actually ended the camp sections early because of that. Plus we didn't have to go to school because she persuaded our parents to take us to the hospital to check for diseases." Replied Paul."That was the year when I actually felt guilty for faking that. Mr. Yolanda wasn't that mean," said Kelsey. "Are you kidding? Every five minutes, he forced us to do twenty jumping jacks. And the top of that is that when we were bad, he forced us to sleep outside, even it was raining!" William exclaimed.
From there, a strange feeling has hit me. What if Ms. Jean actually turned off her cell phone and asked Mr. Kongouji to take the job. And if that didn't work, then N.M.R has to take it, or Chaos. But if all three was able to be here, then she may have planned this skit for them to do...or maybe she told Chaos to plan it. I don't know though, I may have to wait a little bit more before I can put in my two cents in...
[ Okay, okay, I was so busy that I don't have that much time that I've used to...But I've upload two pages in one day at least. And Please, don't even ask me why I even have two acts...you don't even know how much that I have to spend typing with the time that I have now. ]