[ALL]
Kidnap the Dib human?
[LAWN GNOME 1]
I wanna do it
[LAWN GNOME 2]
Let's draw straws
[LAWN GNOME 3]
Zim said we should work together
Three of a kind
[ALL]
Birds of a feather
Now and forever
Wheeeee
la, la, la, la, ect.
Kidnap the Dib human, take him to Zim
Throw him in the lab
And then watch Zim do stuff to him
[LG3]
First, we're going to set some bait
Outside Zim's house and wait
When he comes a-spying
We'll grab him and take him to his fate
[LG1]
Wait! I've got a better plan
To catch this big head paranormal fan
Let's pop him in a cage
So Zim can torture him with flan! (A/N: Dark Destiny helped with this line)
[LG1, LG2, LG3]
Kidnap the Dib human
Throw him in a box
Experiment on him for ninety years
Remember to secure the locks
[LG3]
And then the master, Zim, can
Can take the Earth over then
He'll be so pleased, I do declare
That he will reward us rare
[ALL]
Wheeeeee
[LG1]
I say that we take some lasers
Aim them at his door and then
Knock three times and when he answers
The Dib will be no more!
[LG3]
You're so stupid, think now
If we burn him up to nothing
We would loose the capture
And then Zim will blow us up to smithereens
[ALL]
Kidnap the Dib human
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in a cell
Then see if he is sad
[LG1, LG3]
Because Zim is the meanest Irken around
If I were his enemy, I'd get out of town
[LG2]
He'll be so pleased by our success
That he'll reward us too, I'll bet
[ALL]
Perhaps he'll give us two
Like all good masters do
Yeees!
We're his faithful lawn gnomes
And we take our job with pride
We do our best to obey him
And stay on his good side
[LG3]
I wish my partners weren't so dumb
[LG2]
I'm not the dumb one
[LG1]
You're no good
[LG3]
Shut up!
[LG1]
Make me!
[LG3]
I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a UFO zine to his door
Upon there'll be a note to read
Now in the bushes, we'll wait and hide
[ALL]
Until his curiousity
Entices him to read inside
And then we'll jump out and have him
One, two, three
[ALL]
Kidnap the Dib human, beat him with a stick
Lock him up for ninety years, see what makes him tick
Kidnap the Dib human, chop him into bits
Invader Zim is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the Dib human, see what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then throw away the key
Dark Destiny helped me with this one. Please thank her for being such a
good help.
Kidnap the Dib human?
[LAWN GNOME 1]
I wanna do it
[LAWN GNOME 2]
Let's draw straws
[LAWN GNOME 3]
Zim said we should work together
Three of a kind
[ALL]
Birds of a feather
Now and forever
Wheeeee
la, la, la, la, ect.
Kidnap the Dib human, take him to Zim
Throw him in the lab
And then watch Zim do stuff to him
[LG3]
First, we're going to set some bait
Outside Zim's house and wait
When he comes a-spying
We'll grab him and take him to his fate
[LG1]
Wait! I've got a better plan
To catch this big head paranormal fan
Let's pop him in a cage
So Zim can torture him with flan! (A/N: Dark Destiny helped with this line)
[LG1, LG2, LG3]
Kidnap the Dib human
Throw him in a box
Experiment on him for ninety years
Remember to secure the locks
[LG3]
And then the master, Zim, can
Can take the Earth over then
He'll be so pleased, I do declare
That he will reward us rare
[ALL]
Wheeeeee
[LG1]
I say that we take some lasers
Aim them at his door and then
Knock three times and when he answers
The Dib will be no more!
[LG3]
You're so stupid, think now
If we burn him up to nothing
We would loose the capture
And then Zim will blow us up to smithereens
[ALL]
Kidnap the Dib human
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in a cell
Then see if he is sad
[LG1, LG3]
Because Zim is the meanest Irken around
If I were his enemy, I'd get out of town
[LG2]
He'll be so pleased by our success
That he'll reward us too, I'll bet
[ALL]
Perhaps he'll give us two
Like all good masters do
Yeees!
We're his faithful lawn gnomes
And we take our job with pride
We do our best to obey him
And stay on his good side
[LG3]
I wish my partners weren't so dumb
[LG2]
I'm not the dumb one
[LG1]
You're no good
[LG3]
Shut up!
[LG1]
Make me!
[LG3]
I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a UFO zine to his door
Upon there'll be a note to read
Now in the bushes, we'll wait and hide
[ALL]
Until his curiousity
Entices him to read inside
And then we'll jump out and have him
One, two, three
[ALL]
Kidnap the Dib human, beat him with a stick
Lock him up for ninety years, see what makes him tick
Kidnap the Dib human, chop him into bits
Invader Zim is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the Dib human, see what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then throw away the key
Dark Destiny helped me with this one. Please thank her for being such a
good help.