Part Two
(A/N even I was disturbed by the last section, so if you don't want to read anymore feel free not to)
(It is later. Lunch. Buffy is sitting alone. Cordelia enters and Buffy sees her, and gasps)
Buffy - But...you're the girl who exploded in history class today!!!
Cordy - I would NOT!
Buffy - ...
Cordy - (walks away)
(Willow comes in and tentatively sits next to Buffy)
Willow - Can I sit here?
Buffy - (looks like she's about to barf again, catches her self and splutters) ummm, it appears you already are.
Willow - okay!!!
(Xander enters and sits next to Willow. She drools on his arm. He doesn't notice)
Buffy - oh my god! (recognizes Xander) You're the guy that molested my shoe this morning!!!
Willow - Xander, I thought you gave that up!!!
Xander - I did!
Buffy - ...... you people are twisted!!! (runs away)
Willow - Don't worry, she's new.
Xander - (drooling after buffy) I know...I saw her this morning.
CUT TO
(A hallway...Cordelia and Harmony are walking)
Cordy - So, then he like smashed into me and totally knocked me over! Skateboards are a menace to society!
Harm - oh, I completely agree!
(Hot skateboard guy walks past them...cordy has a double take)
Cordy - (to HSG) hey, I think skateboards are hot. Wanna go out tonight??
HSG - Sure. Whatever. **** you. (walks off sullenly, skateboard under his arm)
(A/N molly I hope u know where that line came from!!! (ftbg!) and if I didn't get it right screw u ppl I don't care!)
Cordy - That was so rude!
Harm - I totally agree. Who wouldn't want to go out with you??
Cordy - Okay, so I have to tell you about this skitzo new girl who said I exploded during history class. Do you know her? Her name is like Bunny or something. Isn't it lame??
Harm - Oh, I completely agree!!!
Cordy - GOOD!
(Buffy runs past them)
Cordy - hey, wait. Although you came off as entirely skitzo and you were hanging out with the freak patrol, I'm gonna give you a second chance. Wanna come to the aluminum with my posse tonight??
Buffy - Aluminum??
Cordy - The club around Sunnydale. The only place worth going.
Buffy - I'll be there.
Cordy - Good.
Harm - Good.
(They flounce away)
Buffy - (mutters to herself, re: the conversation she had w/ her mother) no friends, no clubs, HA!
CUT TO:
(Library. Giles is sitting behind the librarians desk but no one ever comes into the library cuz no one at the stupid school reads so he's alone. Buffy enters)
Buffy - Um.... I need a textbook
Giles - (recognizes her, gets up) into every generation a slayer is born. One born with the strength and skill to hunt the vampires and stop the spread of their evil.
Buffy - (tackles and pins him) Stop with the infomercial. I'm retired. Textbook. Now!
(She lets him up. He faces her)
Giles - But, I am your watcher. I have been sent to train you and guide you on your path.
Buffy - Cut the crap. I said I'm retired. Anyway, you're supposed to make me believe there's this whole stupid council and junk but Merrick said that he was reincarnated in each life as the watcher so I really don't get this.
Giles - I never said anything about the council, but now that you mention it....
Buffy - Stuff it. I'm out of here.
Giles - you cannot escape your destiny!!!!!!!!!!
Buffy - (runs out..calls back) Anyway, You're a pervert!!!!!
Giles - ...
A/N yes this is disturbing... thanks to the ftbg for the skateboard guy's quote. Ummm next part should be better that's about all tata review y'all!
(A/N even I was disturbed by the last section, so if you don't want to read anymore feel free not to)
(It is later. Lunch. Buffy is sitting alone. Cordelia enters and Buffy sees her, and gasps)
Buffy - But...you're the girl who exploded in history class today!!!
Cordy - I would NOT!
Buffy - ...
Cordy - (walks away)
(Willow comes in and tentatively sits next to Buffy)
Willow - Can I sit here?
Buffy - (looks like she's about to barf again, catches her self and splutters) ummm, it appears you already are.
Willow - okay!!!
(Xander enters and sits next to Willow. She drools on his arm. He doesn't notice)
Buffy - oh my god! (recognizes Xander) You're the guy that molested my shoe this morning!!!
Willow - Xander, I thought you gave that up!!!
Xander - I did!
Buffy - ...... you people are twisted!!! (runs away)
Willow - Don't worry, she's new.
Xander - (drooling after buffy) I know...I saw her this morning.
CUT TO
(A hallway...Cordelia and Harmony are walking)
Cordy - So, then he like smashed into me and totally knocked me over! Skateboards are a menace to society!
Harm - oh, I completely agree!
(Hot skateboard guy walks past them...cordy has a double take)
Cordy - (to HSG) hey, I think skateboards are hot. Wanna go out tonight??
HSG - Sure. Whatever. **** you. (walks off sullenly, skateboard under his arm)
(A/N molly I hope u know where that line came from!!! (ftbg!) and if I didn't get it right screw u ppl I don't care!)
Cordy - That was so rude!
Harm - I totally agree. Who wouldn't want to go out with you??
Cordy - Okay, so I have to tell you about this skitzo new girl who said I exploded during history class. Do you know her? Her name is like Bunny or something. Isn't it lame??
Harm - Oh, I completely agree!!!
Cordy - GOOD!
(Buffy runs past them)
Cordy - hey, wait. Although you came off as entirely skitzo and you were hanging out with the freak patrol, I'm gonna give you a second chance. Wanna come to the aluminum with my posse tonight??
Buffy - Aluminum??
Cordy - The club around Sunnydale. The only place worth going.
Buffy - I'll be there.
Cordy - Good.
Harm - Good.
(They flounce away)
Buffy - (mutters to herself, re: the conversation she had w/ her mother) no friends, no clubs, HA!
CUT TO:
(Library. Giles is sitting behind the librarians desk but no one ever comes into the library cuz no one at the stupid school reads so he's alone. Buffy enters)
Buffy - Um.... I need a textbook
Giles - (recognizes her, gets up) into every generation a slayer is born. One born with the strength and skill to hunt the vampires and stop the spread of their evil.
Buffy - (tackles and pins him) Stop with the infomercial. I'm retired. Textbook. Now!
(She lets him up. He faces her)
Giles - But, I am your watcher. I have been sent to train you and guide you on your path.
Buffy - Cut the crap. I said I'm retired. Anyway, you're supposed to make me believe there's this whole stupid council and junk but Merrick said that he was reincarnated in each life as the watcher so I really don't get this.
Giles - I never said anything about the council, but now that you mention it....
Buffy - Stuff it. I'm out of here.
Giles - you cannot escape your destiny!!!!!!!!!!
Buffy - (runs out..calls back) Anyway, You're a pervert!!!!!
Giles - ...
A/N yes this is disturbing... thanks to the ftbg for the skateboard guy's quote. Ummm next part should be better that's about all tata review y'all!