PART THREE
(This picks up right after part 2)
Giles - Wait, come back!
Buffy - Fine. (She comes back)
CUT TO: (graveyard-night)
Vampire 1- I will kill you, girl!
(OH, btw, Willow's there, watching and looking like an idiot)
Buffy - I'm Buffy the vampire .........
Giles (Whispers loudly) - Slayer.
Buffy - I'm Buffy, the vampire sayer!
Willow - Slayer.
Buffy - I'm Buffy, the vampire layer!
Giles - Slayer!
Buffy - What?
Giles - Oh, bugger! Killer.
Buffy - I'm Buffy, the vampire killer!
Vampire 1- We're already dead you ditz!
(Buffy attempts to kick V1, but he grabs her leg and throws her across the graveyard. She gets up and headbutts him. She then pulls out a stake and prepares to finish him off)
Vampire 1 - Wait! Wanna go on a date tomorrow night?
Buffy - wow! Sure! Oh, shoot! (she suddenly remembers) I have to go to the aluminum with the Cordettes. (A/N isn't it amazing how though Cordy's posse is called that in all the scripts and guidebooks, they are never called it on the show, well I can recall only once and I'm not sure even about that time)
Willow - (wrinkles her nose) Ew, them!
Vampire 1 - See ya tomorrow night, hot stuff!
Buffy - See ya! Right here?
Vampire 1 - Sure.
Buffy - (Blows him a kiss, he walks off)
Giles - Buffy, you should have dusted him when you had the chance.
Buffy - OH, but he's so hot! (walks off)
Giles - (suggestively) So, we're all alone in a graveyard...
Willow - I'm underage, smart one!
Giles - Grrr...
CUT TO: (outside the aluminum)
(Buffy walks down the alley wearing uber-slut clothes. She hears a noise and turns around.)
Buffy - hello?
(Angel steps out of the shadows)
Angel - Greetings, young slayer.
Buffy - Who are you?
Angel - A friend.
Buffy - I don't have any friends I just moved here.
Angel - I have come to give you this. (hands her cross necklace)
Buffy - OOO pretty! Hey, you're hot.
Angel - So are you.
(They gaze into each other's eyes for a few seconds, then Buffy remembers her date)
Buffy - But not as hot as vamp. 1! (walks into the Aluminum. Angel stares after her)
(This picks up right after part 2)
Giles - Wait, come back!
Buffy - Fine. (She comes back)
CUT TO: (graveyard-night)
Vampire 1- I will kill you, girl!
(OH, btw, Willow's there, watching and looking like an idiot)
Buffy - I'm Buffy the vampire .........
Giles (Whispers loudly) - Slayer.
Buffy - I'm Buffy, the vampire sayer!
Willow - Slayer.
Buffy - I'm Buffy, the vampire layer!
Giles - Slayer!
Buffy - What?
Giles - Oh, bugger! Killer.
Buffy - I'm Buffy, the vampire killer!
Vampire 1- We're already dead you ditz!
(Buffy attempts to kick V1, but he grabs her leg and throws her across the graveyard. She gets up and headbutts him. She then pulls out a stake and prepares to finish him off)
Vampire 1 - Wait! Wanna go on a date tomorrow night?
Buffy - wow! Sure! Oh, shoot! (she suddenly remembers) I have to go to the aluminum with the Cordettes. (A/N isn't it amazing how though Cordy's posse is called that in all the scripts and guidebooks, they are never called it on the show, well I can recall only once and I'm not sure even about that time)
Willow - (wrinkles her nose) Ew, them!
Vampire 1 - See ya tomorrow night, hot stuff!
Buffy - See ya! Right here?
Vampire 1 - Sure.
Buffy - (Blows him a kiss, he walks off)
Giles - Buffy, you should have dusted him when you had the chance.
Buffy - OH, but he's so hot! (walks off)
Giles - (suggestively) So, we're all alone in a graveyard...
Willow - I'm underage, smart one!
Giles - Grrr...
CUT TO: (outside the aluminum)
(Buffy walks down the alley wearing uber-slut clothes. She hears a noise and turns around.)
Buffy - hello?
(Angel steps out of the shadows)
Angel - Greetings, young slayer.
Buffy - Who are you?
Angel - A friend.
Buffy - I don't have any friends I just moved here.
Angel - I have come to give you this. (hands her cross necklace)
Buffy - OOO pretty! Hey, you're hot.
Angel - So are you.
(They gaze into each other's eyes for a few seconds, then Buffy remembers her date)
Buffy - But not as hot as vamp. 1! (walks into the Aluminum. Angel stares after her)