PART FOUR

(Buffy's Bedroom, the next night. She is getting ready for her hot date with vamp. 1)

Buffy - (holds up halter top) oh no, I can't wear that, it shows too much neck. Shoot. Why me, why me? Alas, I am in woe, woe is me, I is woe-ing? Is that a word? Ooo, look! (holds up skimpy dress that covers the neck but shows pretty much everything else) It's PERFECT!

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(Outside the Aluminum. Buffy and Vamp.1 walk up, arm in arm. Bouncer stops them.)

Bouncer - (to Buffy) how old are you?

Buffy - (obviously lying) uh, 23?

Bouncer - Ok. (to vamp. 1) How old are you?

Vamp. 1 - 235.

Bouncer - Ok. Go on in.

(the enter the Aluminum)

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(Int. Aluminum. Buffy and Vamp. 1 walk over to Cordy and the Cordettes.)

Buffy - Hey, Cordy.

Cordy - hello, skitzo girl.

Vamp.1 - Hey, hot stuff.

Buffy - (slaps him) excuse me, you are MY date!

Vamp. 1 - Oh yeah, whoops. (walks off and starts flirting with Harmony)

Harm. - Oh, (giggles as he leads her into a dark corner and they start making out)

Cordy - (looking at something over Buffy's shoulder) Hello, salty goodness.

Angel - (walking over, to Buffy) Hey, hot stuff.

Cordy - Wait! That's my effect on guys! Not hers!

Buffy - Well, they always say Blondes have more fun. (she and Angel go to dance)

(Xander, Willow, and Giles walk in)

Cordy - (sees them) XANDER! Dance with me.

(He is drooling at Buffy, and doesn't notice as Cordy drags him out onto the dance floor.

Giles - Well, this was fun. Let's go now.

Willow - Fine. You're such a spoilsport. (suggestively) unless you want to stay...

Giles - (doesn't get the hint) No, no thanks. (leaves)

(MEANWHILE, across the Aluminum)

(Tara and Oz are both staring at Willow. Then, they turn to each other)

Tara - I saw her first!

Oz - Well, how do you know that?

Tara - Because, I do!

(They start having a fist fight, which evolves into a make-out session)

TBC!