Disclaimer: dun own YGO
ALSO, THIS FIC IS 1/2YAOI AND 1/2HET!
Happily Ever After With a Twist
Once upon a time there lived a little boy named Chachacha. When Chachacha grew up he decided to marry a pretty little girl, get her pregnant, and become a father...so he did.
They named their baby Ryou.
He was a boy.
The parents loved their child so much that they did a freaky voodoo curse that took their own lives and transported it into Ryou. Now Ryou had three lives before he actually died.
Ryou grew up just fine though because even with the small disadvantage of having no parents, he did have a friend named Otogi who was a hooker and was quite successful in the business. Partly because he was bi which made him twice as available.
Ryou stayed with Otogi and Otogi shared his money with Ryou and they were happy little pumkin friends. Yay!
Anyway, moving on...
One day Ryou decided to find himself a mate. So he and Otogi went out one day.
Otogi and Ryou didn't live in a very big city, in fact, it was only a village. So Ryou wasn't too surprised that just about everyone knew and greeted Otogi.
While the friends were walking they bumped into a lonely little man named Seto.
It was love at first sight for Seto. They talked and Otogi was very pleased that his friend had found a new friend.
Seto took Ryou out everyday and everyday Ryou would come back to Otogi's house and tell him all the wonderful things he and his "friend" did that day(well he did when Otogi wasn't...busy).
But one day when Seto took Ryou to go see a movie with him and tried to make a move on him. Ryou was freaked out and ran away.
"What's wrong?" asked Seto.
"I thought we were only friends."
"Huh?"
"Well, we can't be together anyway."
"Why?"
"Well, because...I like girls."
"O.o ???"
shrugs
Seto took a small step backwards.
Then. He turned. And ran.
Ryou was no longer pleased and went home.
When he told Otogi what had happened Otogi just gave him the same look Seto did.
Now Ryou was very displeased. He didn't like the fact that everyone thought he was gay.
The next day Ryou went for a walk and bumped into a lonely girl. The lonely girl's name was Seto.
"I changed just for you."
Ryou didn't seem to understand or recognize the lonely girl.
"It's me, Seto. I got a sex change just for you."
Ryou stood in shook for a minute then got past it. "Wow, all this for me, you must really love me."
"Yup, it doesn't matter if you are a lesbian or not."
"Huh?"
Seto looked at Ryou. "You're a lez.. right?"
Now Ryou was very, very displeased.
"I'm..a..BOY!!!!!!"
Ryou was so angry that he went home, interrupted Otogi and Malik who were in the middle of sweaty, steamy and intense sex, and poured his hearty out.
Otogi was also quite surprised to find out Ryou's true gender.
"That's kinda weird since that one time we did it, I was really confused. That explains a lot." The half dressed teen commented.
Ryou nearly went on a punching spree when Seto burst in. Panting.
"Wait my loooooooooooooooovvveeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!" He ran in.
Ryou started to run but then he stopped. What was he running from anyway? He was a straight single guy who wanted a girl to be with. And what better girl to have then one with 7-pound breasts.
So Ryou and Seto lived happily ever after. Stuff happened. Everyone was happy, especially Malik who got the blowjob from Otogi.
THE END
Gina's comments: Ta-da well,this fic is messed up and I'm amused which means my job here is donewalks off
Treana (sis') comments: dude, you have issues.
Please review and tell my sis she needs help. Professional help.
ALSO, THIS FIC IS 1/2YAOI AND 1/2HET!
Happily Ever After With a Twist
Once upon a time there lived a little boy named Chachacha. When Chachacha grew up he decided to marry a pretty little girl, get her pregnant, and become a father...so he did.
They named their baby Ryou.
He was a boy.
The parents loved their child so much that they did a freaky voodoo curse that took their own lives and transported it into Ryou. Now Ryou had three lives before he actually died.
Ryou grew up just fine though because even with the small disadvantage of having no parents, he did have a friend named Otogi who was a hooker and was quite successful in the business. Partly because he was bi which made him twice as available.
Ryou stayed with Otogi and Otogi shared his money with Ryou and they were happy little pumkin friends. Yay!
Anyway, moving on...
One day Ryou decided to find himself a mate. So he and Otogi went out one day.
Otogi and Ryou didn't live in a very big city, in fact, it was only a village. So Ryou wasn't too surprised that just about everyone knew and greeted Otogi.
While the friends were walking they bumped into a lonely little man named Seto.
It was love at first sight for Seto. They talked and Otogi was very pleased that his friend had found a new friend.
Seto took Ryou out everyday and everyday Ryou would come back to Otogi's house and tell him all the wonderful things he and his "friend" did that day(well he did when Otogi wasn't...busy).
But one day when Seto took Ryou to go see a movie with him and tried to make a move on him. Ryou was freaked out and ran away.
"What's wrong?" asked Seto.
"I thought we were only friends."
"Huh?"
"Well, we can't be together anyway."
"Why?"
"Well, because...I like girls."
"O.o ???"
shrugs
Seto took a small step backwards.
Then. He turned. And ran.
Ryou was no longer pleased and went home.
When he told Otogi what had happened Otogi just gave him the same look Seto did.
Now Ryou was very displeased. He didn't like the fact that everyone thought he was gay.
The next day Ryou went for a walk and bumped into a lonely girl. The lonely girl's name was Seto.
"I changed just for you."
Ryou didn't seem to understand or recognize the lonely girl.
"It's me, Seto. I got a sex change just for you."
Ryou stood in shook for a minute then got past it. "Wow, all this for me, you must really love me."
"Yup, it doesn't matter if you are a lesbian or not."
"Huh?"
Seto looked at Ryou. "You're a lez.. right?"
Now Ryou was very, very displeased.
"I'm..a..BOY!!!!!!"
Ryou was so angry that he went home, interrupted Otogi and Malik who were in the middle of sweaty, steamy and intense sex, and poured his hearty out.
Otogi was also quite surprised to find out Ryou's true gender.
"That's kinda weird since that one time we did it, I was really confused. That explains a lot." The half dressed teen commented.
Ryou nearly went on a punching spree when Seto burst in. Panting.
"Wait my loooooooooooooooovvveeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!" He ran in.
Ryou started to run but then he stopped. What was he running from anyway? He was a straight single guy who wanted a girl to be with. And what better girl to have then one with 7-pound breasts.
So Ryou and Seto lived happily ever after. Stuff happened. Everyone was happy, especially Malik who got the blowjob from Otogi.
THE END
Gina's comments: Ta-da well,this fic is messed up and I'm amused which means my job here is donewalks off
Treana (sis') comments: dude, you have issues.
Please review and tell my sis she needs help. Professional help.