PART SIX
A/N: I'm finally updating after. . . God knows how long. Here goes nothing. . .
(This picks up the next morning after the eventful night at the Aluminum. School hasn't started yet, and the gang is out on the front lawn. Cordy approaches)
Cordy - So, Bunny,
Xander - Buffy.
Cordy - Whatever. Anyway, what happened to that hot guy you were dancing with last night at the Aluminum?
Buffy - I don't know. He disappeared. I guess he went home or something.
Willow - Okay, what did I miss?
Buffy - What do you mean?
Willow - I mean at the Aluminum. No one bothered to explain anything to me!
Cordy - Excuse me, I was trying to get Buffy to give me that guy's number!
Buffy - You were?
Cordy - OH, well, I was.
Buffy - Well I don't know it, and if I did, I wouldn't give it to you, you skanky ho!
Cordy - That wasn't nice. Anyway, I'm not nearly as skanky as you!
Buffy - Oh, please! You're like, the uber-slut!
Cordy - Well, I didn't come to the Aluminum with one guy and then leave with a completely different one!
Buffy - Well I only went to someone else when my date started making out with YOUR firend! And I don't try to pick up other people's dates!
Cordy - Whatever! (is distracted by something OC) Oh my God, a hot guy! (wanders away)
Xander - Well, she's easily amused.
Willow - WHAT DID I MISS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Buffy - Ummm. . . Nothing, you didn't miss anything!
Willow - were you slaying more vampires?
Buffy - How do you know that?!
Willow - Duh, I was at the graveyard with you and Giles when Vamp. 1 asked you out.
Buffy - oh yeah. . .
Xander - Vampires?
Buffy - Yeah.
Xander - Okay.
Buffy - So, you guys want to come on patrol with me tonight?
Willow - well, we have this other friend, Jesse. . .
Jesse - Hi! You're kinda hot but I love Cordelia.
Buffy - Who?
Xander - I don't know.
Willow - Jesse?
Xander/Buffy - Huh?
Willow - He was here for about two minutes, was our best friend, got killed and replaced by Buffy?
Xander - Oh yeah, that guy. Whatever.
Buffy - So, meet at my house tonight at 5:00
Willow - I don't really wanna go.
Buffy - Giles will be there
Willow - OK.
TBC
A/N: Okay, I know, this thing is pretty much entirely plotless and there are gaping holes in it. . . but that might be because people hated it and shot it. But that's just a guess. Anyway, please let me know if you want me to update. I probably will anyway, but it feels nice to be loved. Anyway, you review me, I read your stuff and review unless I forget I made this promise and/or let my lazy side win (warning: it usually does). So, tell me any characters I haven't put in yet that you want to see. Ummm. . . REVIEW!
A/N: I'm finally updating after. . . God knows how long. Here goes nothing. . .
(This picks up the next morning after the eventful night at the Aluminum. School hasn't started yet, and the gang is out on the front lawn. Cordy approaches)
Cordy - So, Bunny,
Xander - Buffy.
Cordy - Whatever. Anyway, what happened to that hot guy you were dancing with last night at the Aluminum?
Buffy - I don't know. He disappeared. I guess he went home or something.
Willow - Okay, what did I miss?
Buffy - What do you mean?
Willow - I mean at the Aluminum. No one bothered to explain anything to me!
Cordy - Excuse me, I was trying to get Buffy to give me that guy's number!
Buffy - You were?
Cordy - OH, well, I was.
Buffy - Well I don't know it, and if I did, I wouldn't give it to you, you skanky ho!
Cordy - That wasn't nice. Anyway, I'm not nearly as skanky as you!
Buffy - Oh, please! You're like, the uber-slut!
Cordy - Well, I didn't come to the Aluminum with one guy and then leave with a completely different one!
Buffy - Well I only went to someone else when my date started making out with YOUR firend! And I don't try to pick up other people's dates!
Cordy - Whatever! (is distracted by something OC) Oh my God, a hot guy! (wanders away)
Xander - Well, she's easily amused.
Willow - WHAT DID I MISS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Buffy - Ummm. . . Nothing, you didn't miss anything!
Willow - were you slaying more vampires?
Buffy - How do you know that?!
Willow - Duh, I was at the graveyard with you and Giles when Vamp. 1 asked you out.
Buffy - oh yeah. . .
Xander - Vampires?
Buffy - Yeah.
Xander - Okay.
Buffy - So, you guys want to come on patrol with me tonight?
Willow - well, we have this other friend, Jesse. . .
Jesse - Hi! You're kinda hot but I love Cordelia.
Buffy - Who?
Xander - I don't know.
Willow - Jesse?
Xander/Buffy - Huh?
Willow - He was here for about two minutes, was our best friend, got killed and replaced by Buffy?
Xander - Oh yeah, that guy. Whatever.
Buffy - So, meet at my house tonight at 5:00
Willow - I don't really wanna go.
Buffy - Giles will be there
Willow - OK.
TBC
A/N: Okay, I know, this thing is pretty much entirely plotless and there are gaping holes in it. . . but that might be because people hated it and shot it. But that's just a guess. Anyway, please let me know if you want me to update. I probably will anyway, but it feels nice to be loved. Anyway, you review me, I read your stuff and review unless I forget I made this promise and/or let my lazy side win (warning: it usually does). So, tell me any characters I haven't put in yet that you want to see. Ummm. . . REVIEW!