Chapter 3: Peach Pink
Nighttime
Pichu: Zelda, tell me a bedtime story.
Zelda: Want to hear about the creation of the world?
Pichu: Boring...
Zelda: Little Red Riding Hood?
Pichu: I'm scared of wolves.
Zelda: Snow White?
Pichu: Boring...
Zelda: Then I'll call Parry to tell you one of his stupid tales.
Pichu: Go on.
Parry: Well, Pichu. I've got a story for ya.
Pikachu: It'll be funny, right?
Parry: My stories are always funny. It's about Peach Pink.
Jigglypuff: Sounds like Snow White.
Parry: It's quite similar, but you'll like it for sure. Here goes...
THE STORY OF PEACH PINK
Narrator: Not so long ago, there lived a beautiful princess named Peach Pink.
Peach: It's me, Peach!
Narrator: Her skin is like our skin, her hair is gold like honey, and her breath smells like peach. Now there is an evil queen by the name of Queen Falcon.
CF: (high-pitch voice) It's me! Captain Falcon wearing a wig!
Narrator: He... I mean she has a magical talking wheel.
CF: Oh wheel on the floor, who is the loveliest of all?
Wheel: It's you, o king... I mean queen.
CF: Yippee!
Wheel: You're also the cruelest.
CF: Away with that!
Wheel: Wait, there's someone more beautiful than you, and that is Peach Pink.
CF: Curse Peach! I'm gonna kill her in order to make me the strongest and loveliest transversatite in the world!
Narrator: So Queen Falcon sends the hunter Link to assassin Peach.
Link: Peach, let's go for a walk.
Peach: I love to!
Link: Actually, the Queen, who is jealous of your beauty, sends me to kill you.
Peach: You wouldn't do that, would you?
Link: Sorry, but she promised me a marriage to Zelda, so I'm GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!
Peach: HELP!!!!!! (Peach Bombers Link into the distance)
Link: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH~!
Narrator: So Peach Pink ran into the woods and came across a small house.
Peach: What tiny house this is! I wonder who lives inside?
Narrator: Peach went inside.
Peach: This place is dirty! I must clean the entire house!
Narrator: So Peach cleaned the entire house, and then fell asleep on one of the beds. Now the 7 dwarves came back from their work.
YL: I'm the leader dwarf.
Ness: I'm second in command.
Pikachu: I'm Pikachu!
Pichu: Why am I in this story?
Nana: Do dwarves come in females?
Kirby: I'm sleepy...
Popo: Hi ho!
YL: There's someone in our house!
Ness: Let's go in and check.
Narrator: They found Peach on their bed.
Ness: It's an evil sorceress!
Popo: Get her!!!!
Narrator: They gave Peach a good beating!
Peach: This isn't how the story goes!
Pikachu: What are you doing here?
Peach: Baddy want to kill me so I ran here.
Kirby: You can stay here as long as you remember to repay me my Oreo you ate.
Narrator: Queen Falcon is furious that Peach is still alive.
CF: Curse Peach! I'm gonna kill you for sure! I'm gonna create a poison apple and make her eat it!
Narrator: So Falcon made a poisonous apple and went to Peach.
CF (disguised as deliveryman): Special delivery!
Peach: How did you know I live here?
CF: Technologies nowadays are good. Here is the apple your relatives gave you.
Peach: I don't have relatives and I hate apple. I eat only peaches.
CF: C'mon, just taste it!
Peach: I don't want to.
CF: EAT IT!!!!!
Peach: SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!
YL: Peach is in danger! Get him!
Narrator: The dwarves gave Falcon a good beating!
CF: I'M OUTTA HERE!!!!!
???: Stop, you villain!
CF: It's the prince!
Peach: The prince! My dream finally came true!
Narrator: Then the great Prince Bowser steps in!
Bowser: Peach Pink! I'm here to give you a kiss so you can wake up!
Peach: But I didn't eat the apple.
Bowser: Falcon, why didn't you gave her the apple!
CF: She won't eat it!
Bowser: Let us marry, Peach!
Peach: You're not the prince I want.
Bowser: If you kiss me, the curse will be broken and I'll become my true form.
Peach: Liar!
Pichu: This isn't how the story usually goes.
Mario: Peach!!!!
Bowser: It's Mario!
Mario: It's-a me! Da prince!
Bowser: Don't listen to him!
Marth: I'm the prince!
Nana: Who is the real prince?
CF: I'm not the queen anymore, I'm now a prince!
Peach: SHUT UP!!!!!!!
Everyone: ...
Peach: I'm not the princess either!
Everyone: Huh?
Peach: I'm actually... (Pulls off her head)
Landlord: I'm the seven dwarves' landlord in disguise.
Dwarves: AAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
Landlord: Pay time!
The 4 "princes": Let's get outta here.
Narrator: And so, they all lived happily ever after.
THE END
Pichu: That's the end?
Parry: Funny, right?
Jigglypuff: Cool!
Pikachu: That's funny.
Pichu: I rather sleep. Good night.
Parry: Well, I wanna sleep also.
Story finished
Next Chapter: Thing in the Night
Nighttime
Pichu: Zelda, tell me a bedtime story.
Zelda: Want to hear about the creation of the world?
Pichu: Boring...
Zelda: Little Red Riding Hood?
Pichu: I'm scared of wolves.
Zelda: Snow White?
Pichu: Boring...
Zelda: Then I'll call Parry to tell you one of his stupid tales.
Pichu: Go on.
Parry: Well, Pichu. I've got a story for ya.
Pikachu: It'll be funny, right?
Parry: My stories are always funny. It's about Peach Pink.
Jigglypuff: Sounds like Snow White.
Parry: It's quite similar, but you'll like it for sure. Here goes...
THE STORY OF PEACH PINK
Narrator: Not so long ago, there lived a beautiful princess named Peach Pink.
Peach: It's me, Peach!
Narrator: Her skin is like our skin, her hair is gold like honey, and her breath smells like peach. Now there is an evil queen by the name of Queen Falcon.
CF: (high-pitch voice) It's me! Captain Falcon wearing a wig!
Narrator: He... I mean she has a magical talking wheel.
CF: Oh wheel on the floor, who is the loveliest of all?
Wheel: It's you, o king... I mean queen.
CF: Yippee!
Wheel: You're also the cruelest.
CF: Away with that!
Wheel: Wait, there's someone more beautiful than you, and that is Peach Pink.
CF: Curse Peach! I'm gonna kill her in order to make me the strongest and loveliest transversatite in the world!
Narrator: So Queen Falcon sends the hunter Link to assassin Peach.
Link: Peach, let's go for a walk.
Peach: I love to!
Link: Actually, the Queen, who is jealous of your beauty, sends me to kill you.
Peach: You wouldn't do that, would you?
Link: Sorry, but she promised me a marriage to Zelda, so I'm GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!
Peach: HELP!!!!!! (Peach Bombers Link into the distance)
Link: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH~!
Narrator: So Peach Pink ran into the woods and came across a small house.
Peach: What tiny house this is! I wonder who lives inside?
Narrator: Peach went inside.
Peach: This place is dirty! I must clean the entire house!
Narrator: So Peach cleaned the entire house, and then fell asleep on one of the beds. Now the 7 dwarves came back from their work.
YL: I'm the leader dwarf.
Ness: I'm second in command.
Pikachu: I'm Pikachu!
Pichu: Why am I in this story?
Nana: Do dwarves come in females?
Kirby: I'm sleepy...
Popo: Hi ho!
YL: There's someone in our house!
Ness: Let's go in and check.
Narrator: They found Peach on their bed.
Ness: It's an evil sorceress!
Popo: Get her!!!!
Narrator: They gave Peach a good beating!
Peach: This isn't how the story goes!
Pikachu: What are you doing here?
Peach: Baddy want to kill me so I ran here.
Kirby: You can stay here as long as you remember to repay me my Oreo you ate.
Narrator: Queen Falcon is furious that Peach is still alive.
CF: Curse Peach! I'm gonna kill you for sure! I'm gonna create a poison apple and make her eat it!
Narrator: So Falcon made a poisonous apple and went to Peach.
CF (disguised as deliveryman): Special delivery!
Peach: How did you know I live here?
CF: Technologies nowadays are good. Here is the apple your relatives gave you.
Peach: I don't have relatives and I hate apple. I eat only peaches.
CF: C'mon, just taste it!
Peach: I don't want to.
CF: EAT IT!!!!!
Peach: SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!
YL: Peach is in danger! Get him!
Narrator: The dwarves gave Falcon a good beating!
CF: I'M OUTTA HERE!!!!!
???: Stop, you villain!
CF: It's the prince!
Peach: The prince! My dream finally came true!
Narrator: Then the great Prince Bowser steps in!
Bowser: Peach Pink! I'm here to give you a kiss so you can wake up!
Peach: But I didn't eat the apple.
Bowser: Falcon, why didn't you gave her the apple!
CF: She won't eat it!
Bowser: Let us marry, Peach!
Peach: You're not the prince I want.
Bowser: If you kiss me, the curse will be broken and I'll become my true form.
Peach: Liar!
Pichu: This isn't how the story usually goes.
Mario: Peach!!!!
Bowser: It's Mario!
Mario: It's-a me! Da prince!
Bowser: Don't listen to him!
Marth: I'm the prince!
Nana: Who is the real prince?
CF: I'm not the queen anymore, I'm now a prince!
Peach: SHUT UP!!!!!!!
Everyone: ...
Peach: I'm not the princess either!
Everyone: Huh?
Peach: I'm actually... (Pulls off her head)
Landlord: I'm the seven dwarves' landlord in disguise.
Dwarves: AAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
Landlord: Pay time!
The 4 "princes": Let's get outta here.
Narrator: And so, they all lived happily ever after.
THE END
Pichu: That's the end?
Parry: Funny, right?
Jigglypuff: Cool!
Pikachu: That's funny.
Pichu: I rather sleep. Good night.
Parry: Well, I wanna sleep also.
Story finished
Next Chapter: Thing in the Night