Okay, this is why you don't think about how "macaroni" sounds like "ruroni"
and then create a dream world where Kenshin isn't a samurai; he's a "noodle
master". I hate English.... I made up this whole concept during English
because I had too much free time.
Hiei: Shut it. You talk too much.
Like I give a damn what you think. Oh yea, I dun own Mr. Kenshin or
anything, but I do own the reflective names.

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//wheeee, we're in Mr. Kenshin's era. Anyway, the scene is of a d00d and a
d00d fighting each other, ain't I descriptive? Anyway, let's get on with
the story//

D00d one: I will beat you noodle master!
D00d two: yeah right. I'm the ultimate noodle master! Ahahahaha!
D00d one (screw this, he's Sushiweirdo): I will beat you with my ultimate
speedy-like attack! It is unbeatable! -Sushiweirdo speeds up-
Macaroni Kenshin (d00d two): -blocks Sushiweirdo's attack- If your attack
is unbeatable; how come I just beat it? I tell you, I'm the ultimate noodle
master, but you choose not to listen, you shall pay for your stupidity!
Sushiweirdo: Tha-that's not possible! My ultimate speedy-like attack is
unbeatable! -slides to the floor and bows before Kenshin- You really are
the ultimate noodle master!
Macaroni Kenshin: I do not wish for your praise, I only wish to beat you.
ULTIMATE BOILING WATER TECHNIQUE!
Sushiweirdo: -dies-

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Well, that was just to get the idea out of my head. Totally pointless.I own
"Macaroni Kenshin" & "Sushiwierdo". I also own myself and "ultimate speedy-
like attack". You can use them, just ask! Oh, and by the way, Sushiweirdo
is that kid that had that that really fast attack. I think his name was
Sojiro? Oh well, ja ne minna-san!
- Megz of the Abyssal Plain