Chapter 5: Totally Sports
CF: Better get the car tire fixed. Hey! You're Sapphire's Lairon, right? Don't eat the garage door!
Lairon: ...
CF: I'll fix it later.
Falcon proceeds to change a new tire for the car, but the new tire rolls out through the hole on the door.
CF: NOOOOO!!!!!! (Runs after tire)
The tire zooms downhill and Falcon, even though he can run faster than a car, can't even catch up with it.
CF: Somebody stop the tire!!!!!
Young Link came by and kicks the tire back to CF.
CF: Thanks, Linky Boy. Say, that was a good kick.
YL: Thanks for saying that.
CF: Are you good at soccer?
YL: Average.
CF: I used to play soccer in my youth. I still know the basics. I'll play with you if you want.
YL: Why not?
So they went to the backyard.
CF: Let's try goal shooting. You try to kick the ball into the goal and I'll catch it.
Young Link kicks the ball but CF catches it.
CF: Good going, one more time!
But he catches it again.
CF: Don't worry, you can do it.
YL: HIYA!!!!!
And it went in!
CF: Now that's the way!
Sapphire: What's so special about that?
YL: Can you kick better than me?
CF: Show me your moves!
Sapphire: I'll show you how soccer balls should be kicked!
Sapphire kicks the ball into Falcon. The impact was so strong that it sends Captain Falcon flying away!
CF: EEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YL: Wow!
Sapphire: That's the way you should kick.
Marth is practicing fencing...
Link: You're good, but not as good as me.
Marth: Why you say that?
Link: Because I'm the Hero of Time, so I have to be better than you.
Marth: If that's what you think, then let's have a match.
Link: Fine!
So the had a swordfight. It ends with Link ripping off Marth's cape.
Link: Don't underestimate me.
Marth: It's you who shouldn't underestimate me.
Suddenly, Link's clothes shreds into pieces!
Link: Eek!
Fox: Let's play basketball!
Kirby: I don't see why not.
Samus: Let's play.
Mario: Let's-a go!
Fox: Four people only? That can do. Kirby and me vs. Samus and Mario.
So they played...
Mario: Get-a me da ball!
Samus: Here!
Mario: I got-a eet! Hiya! (Throws it into basket) Yahoo!
Samus: You moron! You threw it into the wrong basket!
Mario: Oops...
Fox: You scored for us!
Kirby: I got the ball this time!
Samus: Give it to me!
Kirby: Here I throw!
But the ball misses the basket.
Kirby: Shoot...
Samus: I got it!
Samus threw the ball at the basket, but it flew out the window instead...
Fox: What have you done?!
Kirby: Go get the ball!
Mario: Yeah!
Samus: All right.
Samus went outside and found out that the ball had fell into the dump truck.
Samus: Curse! The truck went off! I better chase it!
Samus runs after the truck and jumps into the back.
Samus: Eew... What a smell... I should've wear my power suit...
Samus found the ball and jumps off the truck.
Samus: That's that. YAH!!!!! (Fall into manhole)
She lets go the ball when she drops in, so it rolled off again.
Pokey: A basketball with the word Smasher written on it. It must belong to the Smashers. I know...
Phone: ring...
Fox: Hello? Pokey? What? You have our basketball?
Pokey: Yes, I'm holding it for ransom.
Fox: Where's Samus? And what do you want?
Pokey: I don't know anything about the female warrior. I want you to tie up Ness and surrender him to me. We'll meet in the back of the arcade house. (hangs phone)
Fox: What's with him?
Ness: Don't say. I know that he called and wants me to be surrendered to him.
Kirby: I want the basketball back!
Mario: Where's Samus?
Samus comes in a wet, dirty, and smelly.
Samus: I must... take a bath... this instant...
Fox: Where have you been?
Kirby: How did Pokey take the ball?
Samus: I fell into the sewer...
That evening, at the arcades...
Pokey: What's taking them so long?
Kirby: We're here!
Pokey: Good, where's Ness?
Ness: Here I am, ready to sacrifice myself to you in order to recover our basketball.
Pokey: Good! Now hand him to me or else your ball dies!
Kirby: Don't stab the ball!
Somewhere nearby...
Fox: (Looking through binocular) Okay, it's about time. Swing, Mario!
Mario hits a golf ball towards Pokey and it pelts him in his butt!
Pokey: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kirby runs to the ball and got it back. Then Sapphire runs up to Pokey and...
Sapphire: Say good-bye!
Then she gives Pokey a powerful uppercut, sending him flying back to his home!
Pokey: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Sapphire: Boy, he's no challenge.
Ness: You're sure powerful, May.
Sapphire: Grrrr...
Ness: I mean Sapphire...
Kirby: The basketball is safe and sound!
Fox Our plan worked after all!
Mario: Yahoo!
Back home...
Kirby: Rejoice! For we have returned from rescuing the basketball!
Parry: What's so heroic about that?
Suddenly, a hockey puck flies into Ness's mouth!
Ness: Hoo did dis?!
Popo: Sorry...
Nana: Game & Watch shouldn't hit it so hard.
G&W: Sorry...
Mario: I wanna play hockey!
Popo: Great! We were lacking one player just now.
So they played hokey. Then the puck flew straight into Mario's private part!
Mario: OOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
G&W: Sorry again...
Dr. Mario: Don't worry, because you can still have children.
Popo, Nana, and G&W continued playing. Then the puck flew into the living room and...
Falco: The TV is destroyed!!!!!! I was watching "Spider-Man 2"!
G&W: Sorry again...
Story finished
Chapter 6: The Big Swim
CF: Better get the car tire fixed. Hey! You're Sapphire's Lairon, right? Don't eat the garage door!
Lairon: ...
CF: I'll fix it later.
Falcon proceeds to change a new tire for the car, but the new tire rolls out through the hole on the door.
CF: NOOOOO!!!!!! (Runs after tire)
The tire zooms downhill and Falcon, even though he can run faster than a car, can't even catch up with it.
CF: Somebody stop the tire!!!!!
Young Link came by and kicks the tire back to CF.
CF: Thanks, Linky Boy. Say, that was a good kick.
YL: Thanks for saying that.
CF: Are you good at soccer?
YL: Average.
CF: I used to play soccer in my youth. I still know the basics. I'll play with you if you want.
YL: Why not?
So they went to the backyard.
CF: Let's try goal shooting. You try to kick the ball into the goal and I'll catch it.
Young Link kicks the ball but CF catches it.
CF: Good going, one more time!
But he catches it again.
CF: Don't worry, you can do it.
YL: HIYA!!!!!
And it went in!
CF: Now that's the way!
Sapphire: What's so special about that?
YL: Can you kick better than me?
CF: Show me your moves!
Sapphire: I'll show you how soccer balls should be kicked!
Sapphire kicks the ball into Falcon. The impact was so strong that it sends Captain Falcon flying away!
CF: EEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YL: Wow!
Sapphire: That's the way you should kick.
Marth is practicing fencing...
Link: You're good, but not as good as me.
Marth: Why you say that?
Link: Because I'm the Hero of Time, so I have to be better than you.
Marth: If that's what you think, then let's have a match.
Link: Fine!
So the had a swordfight. It ends with Link ripping off Marth's cape.
Link: Don't underestimate me.
Marth: It's you who shouldn't underestimate me.
Suddenly, Link's clothes shreds into pieces!
Link: Eek!
Fox: Let's play basketball!
Kirby: I don't see why not.
Samus: Let's play.
Mario: Let's-a go!
Fox: Four people only? That can do. Kirby and me vs. Samus and Mario.
So they played...
Mario: Get-a me da ball!
Samus: Here!
Mario: I got-a eet! Hiya! (Throws it into basket) Yahoo!
Samus: You moron! You threw it into the wrong basket!
Mario: Oops...
Fox: You scored for us!
Kirby: I got the ball this time!
Samus: Give it to me!
Kirby: Here I throw!
But the ball misses the basket.
Kirby: Shoot...
Samus: I got it!
Samus threw the ball at the basket, but it flew out the window instead...
Fox: What have you done?!
Kirby: Go get the ball!
Mario: Yeah!
Samus: All right.
Samus went outside and found out that the ball had fell into the dump truck.
Samus: Curse! The truck went off! I better chase it!
Samus runs after the truck and jumps into the back.
Samus: Eew... What a smell... I should've wear my power suit...
Samus found the ball and jumps off the truck.
Samus: That's that. YAH!!!!! (Fall into manhole)
She lets go the ball when she drops in, so it rolled off again.
Pokey: A basketball with the word Smasher written on it. It must belong to the Smashers. I know...
Phone: ring...
Fox: Hello? Pokey? What? You have our basketball?
Pokey: Yes, I'm holding it for ransom.
Fox: Where's Samus? And what do you want?
Pokey: I don't know anything about the female warrior. I want you to tie up Ness and surrender him to me. We'll meet in the back of the arcade house. (hangs phone)
Fox: What's with him?
Ness: Don't say. I know that he called and wants me to be surrendered to him.
Kirby: I want the basketball back!
Mario: Where's Samus?
Samus comes in a wet, dirty, and smelly.
Samus: I must... take a bath... this instant...
Fox: Where have you been?
Kirby: How did Pokey take the ball?
Samus: I fell into the sewer...
That evening, at the arcades...
Pokey: What's taking them so long?
Kirby: We're here!
Pokey: Good, where's Ness?
Ness: Here I am, ready to sacrifice myself to you in order to recover our basketball.
Pokey: Good! Now hand him to me or else your ball dies!
Kirby: Don't stab the ball!
Somewhere nearby...
Fox: (Looking through binocular) Okay, it's about time. Swing, Mario!
Mario hits a golf ball towards Pokey and it pelts him in his butt!
Pokey: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kirby runs to the ball and got it back. Then Sapphire runs up to Pokey and...
Sapphire: Say good-bye!
Then she gives Pokey a powerful uppercut, sending him flying back to his home!
Pokey: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Sapphire: Boy, he's no challenge.
Ness: You're sure powerful, May.
Sapphire: Grrrr...
Ness: I mean Sapphire...
Kirby: The basketball is safe and sound!
Fox Our plan worked after all!
Mario: Yahoo!
Back home...
Kirby: Rejoice! For we have returned from rescuing the basketball!
Parry: What's so heroic about that?
Suddenly, a hockey puck flies into Ness's mouth!
Ness: Hoo did dis?!
Popo: Sorry...
Nana: Game & Watch shouldn't hit it so hard.
G&W: Sorry...
Mario: I wanna play hockey!
Popo: Great! We were lacking one player just now.
So they played hokey. Then the puck flew straight into Mario's private part!
Mario: OOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
G&W: Sorry again...
Dr. Mario: Don't worry, because you can still have children.
Popo, Nana, and G&W continued playing. Then the puck flew into the living room and...
Falco: The TV is destroyed!!!!!! I was watching "Spider-Man 2"!
G&W: Sorry again...
Story finished
Chapter 6: The Big Swim