Chapter 6: The Big Swim
One fiery summer...
Samus: This air-con is badly broken.
Luigi: Then we have to spent time in our own air-conditioned room.
Popo: I'm gonna melt any minute...
Falco: How can I watch TV in this kind of summer without an air-con!
Bowser: That's why the kid's are in there room with the their air-con on.
Falco: They have their own TV, but not me! I must come to the living room to watch if I want to!
Parry: I'm becoming a roast bird!
Bowser: Yummy!
Parry: Oh no you don't!
Mailman: Letter!
Dr. Mario: Thank you very much. Let's see... Good news!
Bowser: Pizza Palace is down, right? Now we won't get wrong phone calls!
Kirby: PIZZA PALACE MUST NOT FALL!!!!!!!!!!
Dr. Mario: At Flood Park, they're offering a great discount! Adults pay only $5 and children are for free!
Mario: Mamamia! That's-a so cheap!
Luigi: Too cheap. I wonder if it's worth it.
Falco: If that's so, why don't we go and swim in Flood Park?
DK: Excellent idea!
Ganondorf: Let's get ready to swim!
So the Smashers packed their bags and went for their limousine.
CF: Is everyone on the car?
Smashers: YES!!!!!
Sapphire: Me too!
Parry: Parry is in!
CF: Besides Master and Crazy Hand, we're off!
So they're off to Flood Land! It was a long 2 hours drive...
CF: I hate traffic jams...
Samus: It sure is crowded today.
Zelda: I can't wait to take a dip.
CF: The car is overheating...
Yoshi: I'm burning!
CF: So's the car...
Fox: We need to water it or else...
Peach: Even the water I brought is burning...
Smokes came out from their car!
CF: IT'S ON FIRE!!!!!!
SMASHERS: YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
They quickly got out and splashes it with water!
Roy: We put it out all right.
Marth: Now we have to walk.
Link: Flood Park is over there, it's not far.
CF: What about the car?!
G&W: We'll talk about that after we return from the swim.
Ganondorf: Let's hit the pool!
Everyone runs toward Flood Park, leaving behind the trampled Ganondorf.
So they went to Flood Park.
In the men dressing room...
Ness: This locker has lots of space.
YL: Let's put our shirts together.
Kirby: (in dark tone) Then wouldn't all our panties be tangled together?
YL: Don't say it so frightening!
Ness: Let's put it seperately...
Link: Have anyone seen my swimming trunks?
Mario: Ask-a yourself.
Link: I'm sure I put it into a my green bag.
Luigi: Besides my bag being green, Samus also has a green bag.
Link: If it's not in mines or yours...
They heard a voice from the girl's room.
Samus: What is Link's swimming trunks doing in my bag?!
Link: I knew it...
Pikachu: I don't need to wear anything, so I'm off!
Pichu: Me too!
Life guard: Please take a shower before entering the pool.
Pikachu: But the shower is freezing.
Pichu: Who cares? It's a hot day after all.
Pikachu: As hot as it may be, I'm still scared of cold.
Pichu: Let's charge through using Skull Bash. That way, we'll get wet without noticing the coldness.
Pikachu: Good idea!
So they zip through using Skull Bash, and ends up butting Samus into the pool.
Samus: WHO DID THIS????!!!!!
Pikachu: Let's run...
DK: I'm gonna dive in before you!
Bowser: Me first!!!!
So they ran towards the pool and and jump!!!!! DK dived in first.
DK: I got in first!
Bowser: Good luck.
DK: ?
Life guard: You jumped into the kid's section and you even sat on a toddler!
DK: Sorry kid.
Peach: There's nothing more relaxing than lying under the umbrella shade.
Ness: Let's go to that pool!
YL: We'll race!
They ran over Peach!
Peach: Ooch! You'll pay if you flatten my breast!
Ness: We'll go for the slides!
YL: The wide one first!
Life guard: Sorry, but you need to rent the big inflatable ring if you want to ride the wide slide.
Ness: Let's take the narrow but tall one first.
YL: High is fun!
They climbed to the top.
Ness: Finally...
YL: puff, puff
Life guard: All right, it's your turn to slide.
Luigi: I'm scared...
Mario: Then let-a me go first! (slides down) YIPPEEE!!!!
Luigi: I shouldn't have come here in the first place...
Ness: Push! (pushes Luigi)
Luigi: EEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!
Luigi slides down face first.
YL: That's gotta hurt.
Ness: I'm sliding! YEEHAW!!!!!
YL: I'm ready!
Sapphire: OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!!
Sapphire ran in and pushes Young Link out, then she slides down.
YL: Wait for your turn!
Bowser: HERE I AM!!!!!!
Bowser jumps down the slide, but...
Bowser: HELP!!!!! I'M STUCK HALFWAY!!!!!
Life guard: We got someone stuck here!
YL: Oh boy...
Bowser: Somebody help me!!!!
Life guard: We can do this by using grease.
YL: Give me the grease, I'll slide to him and grease him.
Life guard: Be careful.
YL: Here I come.
Bowser: Quick!
YL puts grease around Bowser.
Bowser: It worked! I'm sliding down!
Bowser slid down the slider and...
CRASH!!!!!!!
YL: You better not know what happened...
On the wide slide...
Kirby: I brought the big ring.
Link: So did I!
Kirby: But I'm too small for the ring.
Link: Why don't you ride with me?
Kirby: Like father hugging child!
Link: We're off! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Kirby: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When they came to a stop, Kirby flew straight into the girl's locker room!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: I wish it was me instead...
Falco: My turn to slide down!
Bowser: We're gonna have some fun. (Makes a hole in Falco's ring)
Falco: Here I slide!
Because there's a hole in his ring, the ring flew into the air!
Falco: WHAT THE??!!!!!!!?!?
G&W: It's a bird!
Roy: It's a wyvern!
Marth: It's an angel!
Parry: It's a parrot!
Falco finally drops down and smashed throught the roof of the girl's locker room.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At the wave pool...
Marth: Here, you can find artificial waves.
Zelda: Lalalala...
Fox: I don't think it's safe to sit in the wave pool. You'll never know when a wave will strike.
A huge wave crashes in!!!!!
Marth: Ptooey! I'm wet!
Roy: Everyone gets wet here.
Fox: Told ya. Hey, where's Zelda?
Something with long hair covering the face appears.
Roy: IT'S THE DEMON OF THE WATER!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: You call me demon of the water?!
CF: I'm going surfing!
Samus: I can surf better than you!
CF: We'll see!
They surf on the big wave.
CF: I'm going fine!
Samus: I'm losing balance! Ah! (Falls into wave)
CF: Hahahahaha!!!!
Marth: You're pretty good.
CF: No one underestimates me!
Roy: What's this? Looks like a black bikini bottom.
CF: Samus wears a black one.
Roy: Ouch! Something pinched me in the leg!
A hand comes out from the water and takes the bikini bottom from Roy.
The kids are playing tag.
Sapphire: I'm the shark! You better swim for your lives!
Pichu: There she comes! Let's swim for it!
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Jigglypuff: She's coming after me! I can't swim fast enough!
Sapphire: Caught you, Jiggly! You're it!
Jigglypuff: Boy... Now I'm coming to get you!
Popo: You can never catch up with us!
After thirty minutes...
Jigglypuff: I give up... I can't catch anyone at all...
YL: Loser!
Jigglypuff: You dare call me that!!! I'm angry!
Jigglypuff uses Roll Out and rolls along the water surface!
YL: How did she do that?!
Jigglypuff rolls out the pool and straights into Peach!
Peach: OUCH!!!!!
Then the umbrella closes over Peach!
Peach: Hey!!!! Let me out!!!!! I'm stuck inside the umbrella!
Mario: Mamamia! Here I am!
Bowser: I get to rescue her!
Mario: Me!
Bowser: Get out of the way!
They accidently pushes Peach into the flowing pool.
Peach: Help!!!!!
Bowser: Here I am!
Bowser jumps at the umbrella, but he jumps too far and hits the other side of the pool.
Bowser: Ouch!
Mario: Here I am!
Mario jumps at the umbrella, but falls onto Samus.
Samus: Hey!
Mario: Sorry... Hey, whose black bikini top is this?
A hand emerges from the water and grabs the bikini top from Mario.
Peach: HELP!!!!!!!!!
Luigi: Here I am!
Luigi swims toward the umbrella and frees Peach.
Peach: You saved me, Luigi!
Bowser: This can't be!
Meanwhile, Marth is impressing the girls...
Girls: He's so handsome!
Marth: Hehe...
Sapphire: Catch the ball!
Ness: Dang, I missed!
The ball smacks Marth into the water.
Marth: Who did this?!
Girls: He's so mean and weak. Leave him alone.
Marth: Don't go!
DK: Hey, let's eat!
Parry: Great, I'm starving. Give me some fresh fruits.
Kirby: Food!
Yoshi: Gimme!
DK: Good banana. (Throws peel away)
Ganondorf steps on the peel and slips face first onto the...
Yoshi: You squished the sushi!
Kirby: Now we can't eat it!
Ganondorf: Why did DK threw the peel onto the ground in the first place?!
DK: Sorry...
Ness: Boy, Sapphire is good.
YL: We played water polo, tag, beach ball, and water war. She won every single game...
Pikachu: She didn't get into any troubles at all either.
Sapphire: Ha! I'm the best!
She then steps on a banana peel and slips into the garbage bin.
Sapphire: HEY!!!!!!
Nana: Now she does.
Soon...
CF: Time to go home.
Samus: What unlucky day. I was stripped naked twice already.
Yoshi: And Ganondorf spoiled the sushi!
Marth: The girls say I'm a weakling...
Link: You just have to build up.
CF: How do we go home?
Dr. Mario: Hey look, our car is fixed.
G&W: There's a note on the car.
Note: It's Me, CraZy Hand! I FIXed ya ka! KA KA KA!!!!! Now YOU CAN go HUM!!!! HUMBUG!!!!! HEHAHEHAHEHA!!!!!!
CF: Great! Let's go!
So they got onto their car and drive towards home.
Dr. Mario: You know what? Those people there are disrespectful! They stepped on my feet and didn't say sorry!
Bower: And they should widen the narrow slide a little but.
Marth: The girls say I'm a weakling...
Roy: Stop crying!
Parry: I wish I can swim...
Yoshi: I wish I get to eat the sushi...
Fox: We got our own swimming pool back home also. We can swim in it anytime we want.
So they went home...
Story finished...
Next: ???
One fiery summer...
Samus: This air-con is badly broken.
Luigi: Then we have to spent time in our own air-conditioned room.
Popo: I'm gonna melt any minute...
Falco: How can I watch TV in this kind of summer without an air-con!
Bowser: That's why the kid's are in there room with the their air-con on.
Falco: They have their own TV, but not me! I must come to the living room to watch if I want to!
Parry: I'm becoming a roast bird!
Bowser: Yummy!
Parry: Oh no you don't!
Mailman: Letter!
Dr. Mario: Thank you very much. Let's see... Good news!
Bowser: Pizza Palace is down, right? Now we won't get wrong phone calls!
Kirby: PIZZA PALACE MUST NOT FALL!!!!!!!!!!
Dr. Mario: At Flood Park, they're offering a great discount! Adults pay only $5 and children are for free!
Mario: Mamamia! That's-a so cheap!
Luigi: Too cheap. I wonder if it's worth it.
Falco: If that's so, why don't we go and swim in Flood Park?
DK: Excellent idea!
Ganondorf: Let's get ready to swim!
So the Smashers packed their bags and went for their limousine.
CF: Is everyone on the car?
Smashers: YES!!!!!
Sapphire: Me too!
Parry: Parry is in!
CF: Besides Master and Crazy Hand, we're off!
So they're off to Flood Land! It was a long 2 hours drive...
CF: I hate traffic jams...
Samus: It sure is crowded today.
Zelda: I can't wait to take a dip.
CF: The car is overheating...
Yoshi: I'm burning!
CF: So's the car...
Fox: We need to water it or else...
Peach: Even the water I brought is burning...
Smokes came out from their car!
CF: IT'S ON FIRE!!!!!!
SMASHERS: YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
They quickly got out and splashes it with water!
Roy: We put it out all right.
Marth: Now we have to walk.
Link: Flood Park is over there, it's not far.
CF: What about the car?!
G&W: We'll talk about that after we return from the swim.
Ganondorf: Let's hit the pool!
Everyone runs toward Flood Park, leaving behind the trampled Ganondorf.
So they went to Flood Park.
In the men dressing room...
Ness: This locker has lots of space.
YL: Let's put our shirts together.
Kirby: (in dark tone) Then wouldn't all our panties be tangled together?
YL: Don't say it so frightening!
Ness: Let's put it seperately...
Link: Have anyone seen my swimming trunks?
Mario: Ask-a yourself.
Link: I'm sure I put it into a my green bag.
Luigi: Besides my bag being green, Samus also has a green bag.
Link: If it's not in mines or yours...
They heard a voice from the girl's room.
Samus: What is Link's swimming trunks doing in my bag?!
Link: I knew it...
Pikachu: I don't need to wear anything, so I'm off!
Pichu: Me too!
Life guard: Please take a shower before entering the pool.
Pikachu: But the shower is freezing.
Pichu: Who cares? It's a hot day after all.
Pikachu: As hot as it may be, I'm still scared of cold.
Pichu: Let's charge through using Skull Bash. That way, we'll get wet without noticing the coldness.
Pikachu: Good idea!
So they zip through using Skull Bash, and ends up butting Samus into the pool.
Samus: WHO DID THIS????!!!!!
Pikachu: Let's run...
DK: I'm gonna dive in before you!
Bowser: Me first!!!!
So they ran towards the pool and and jump!!!!! DK dived in first.
DK: I got in first!
Bowser: Good luck.
DK: ?
Life guard: You jumped into the kid's section and you even sat on a toddler!
DK: Sorry kid.
Peach: There's nothing more relaxing than lying under the umbrella shade.
Ness: Let's go to that pool!
YL: We'll race!
They ran over Peach!
Peach: Ooch! You'll pay if you flatten my breast!
Ness: We'll go for the slides!
YL: The wide one first!
Life guard: Sorry, but you need to rent the big inflatable ring if you want to ride the wide slide.
Ness: Let's take the narrow but tall one first.
YL: High is fun!
They climbed to the top.
Ness: Finally...
YL: puff, puff
Life guard: All right, it's your turn to slide.
Luigi: I'm scared...
Mario: Then let-a me go first! (slides down) YIPPEEE!!!!
Luigi: I shouldn't have come here in the first place...
Ness: Push! (pushes Luigi)
Luigi: EEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!
Luigi slides down face first.
YL: That's gotta hurt.
Ness: I'm sliding! YEEHAW!!!!!
YL: I'm ready!
Sapphire: OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!!
Sapphire ran in and pushes Young Link out, then she slides down.
YL: Wait for your turn!
Bowser: HERE I AM!!!!!!
Bowser jumps down the slide, but...
Bowser: HELP!!!!! I'M STUCK HALFWAY!!!!!
Life guard: We got someone stuck here!
YL: Oh boy...
Bowser: Somebody help me!!!!
Life guard: We can do this by using grease.
YL: Give me the grease, I'll slide to him and grease him.
Life guard: Be careful.
YL: Here I come.
Bowser: Quick!
YL puts grease around Bowser.
Bowser: It worked! I'm sliding down!
Bowser slid down the slider and...
CRASH!!!!!!!
YL: You better not know what happened...
On the wide slide...
Kirby: I brought the big ring.
Link: So did I!
Kirby: But I'm too small for the ring.
Link: Why don't you ride with me?
Kirby: Like father hugging child!
Link: We're off! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Kirby: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When they came to a stop, Kirby flew straight into the girl's locker room!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: I wish it was me instead...
Falco: My turn to slide down!
Bowser: We're gonna have some fun. (Makes a hole in Falco's ring)
Falco: Here I slide!
Because there's a hole in his ring, the ring flew into the air!
Falco: WHAT THE??!!!!!!!?!?
G&W: It's a bird!
Roy: It's a wyvern!
Marth: It's an angel!
Parry: It's a parrot!
Falco finally drops down and smashed throught the roof of the girl's locker room.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At the wave pool...
Marth: Here, you can find artificial waves.
Zelda: Lalalala...
Fox: I don't think it's safe to sit in the wave pool. You'll never know when a wave will strike.
A huge wave crashes in!!!!!
Marth: Ptooey! I'm wet!
Roy: Everyone gets wet here.
Fox: Told ya. Hey, where's Zelda?
Something with long hair covering the face appears.
Roy: IT'S THE DEMON OF THE WATER!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: You call me demon of the water?!
CF: I'm going surfing!
Samus: I can surf better than you!
CF: We'll see!
They surf on the big wave.
CF: I'm going fine!
Samus: I'm losing balance! Ah! (Falls into wave)
CF: Hahahahaha!!!!
Marth: You're pretty good.
CF: No one underestimates me!
Roy: What's this? Looks like a black bikini bottom.
CF: Samus wears a black one.
Roy: Ouch! Something pinched me in the leg!
A hand comes out from the water and takes the bikini bottom from Roy.
The kids are playing tag.
Sapphire: I'm the shark! You better swim for your lives!
Pichu: There she comes! Let's swim for it!
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Jigglypuff: She's coming after me! I can't swim fast enough!
Sapphire: Caught you, Jiggly! You're it!
Jigglypuff: Boy... Now I'm coming to get you!
Popo: You can never catch up with us!
After thirty minutes...
Jigglypuff: I give up... I can't catch anyone at all...
YL: Loser!
Jigglypuff: You dare call me that!!! I'm angry!
Jigglypuff uses Roll Out and rolls along the water surface!
YL: How did she do that?!
Jigglypuff rolls out the pool and straights into Peach!
Peach: OUCH!!!!!
Then the umbrella closes over Peach!
Peach: Hey!!!! Let me out!!!!! I'm stuck inside the umbrella!
Mario: Mamamia! Here I am!
Bowser: I get to rescue her!
Mario: Me!
Bowser: Get out of the way!
They accidently pushes Peach into the flowing pool.
Peach: Help!!!!!
Bowser: Here I am!
Bowser jumps at the umbrella, but he jumps too far and hits the other side of the pool.
Bowser: Ouch!
Mario: Here I am!
Mario jumps at the umbrella, but falls onto Samus.
Samus: Hey!
Mario: Sorry... Hey, whose black bikini top is this?
A hand emerges from the water and grabs the bikini top from Mario.
Peach: HELP!!!!!!!!!
Luigi: Here I am!
Luigi swims toward the umbrella and frees Peach.
Peach: You saved me, Luigi!
Bowser: This can't be!
Meanwhile, Marth is impressing the girls...
Girls: He's so handsome!
Marth: Hehe...
Sapphire: Catch the ball!
Ness: Dang, I missed!
The ball smacks Marth into the water.
Marth: Who did this?!
Girls: He's so mean and weak. Leave him alone.
Marth: Don't go!
DK: Hey, let's eat!
Parry: Great, I'm starving. Give me some fresh fruits.
Kirby: Food!
Yoshi: Gimme!
DK: Good banana. (Throws peel away)
Ganondorf steps on the peel and slips face first onto the...
Yoshi: You squished the sushi!
Kirby: Now we can't eat it!
Ganondorf: Why did DK threw the peel onto the ground in the first place?!
DK: Sorry...
Ness: Boy, Sapphire is good.
YL: We played water polo, tag, beach ball, and water war. She won every single game...
Pikachu: She didn't get into any troubles at all either.
Sapphire: Ha! I'm the best!
She then steps on a banana peel and slips into the garbage bin.
Sapphire: HEY!!!!!!
Nana: Now she does.
Soon...
CF: Time to go home.
Samus: What unlucky day. I was stripped naked twice already.
Yoshi: And Ganondorf spoiled the sushi!
Marth: The girls say I'm a weakling...
Link: You just have to build up.
CF: How do we go home?
Dr. Mario: Hey look, our car is fixed.
G&W: There's a note on the car.
Note: It's Me, CraZy Hand! I FIXed ya ka! KA KA KA!!!!! Now YOU CAN go HUM!!!! HUMBUG!!!!! HEHAHEHAHEHA!!!!!!
CF: Great! Let's go!
So they got onto their car and drive towards home.
Dr. Mario: You know what? Those people there are disrespectful! They stepped on my feet and didn't say sorry!
Bower: And they should widen the narrow slide a little but.
Marth: The girls say I'm a weakling...
Roy: Stop crying!
Parry: I wish I can swim...
Yoshi: I wish I get to eat the sushi...
Fox: We got our own swimming pool back home also. We can swim in it anytime we want.
So they went home...
Story finished...
Next: ???