Disclaimer: Oh yes, of course they're mine. Just as the sun is made of ice
and money grows on trees. Miss Rowling? If you wish to sue please find
someone else, I can't even afford a lawyer let alone a settlement.
Warnings: It ain't real.
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Golden Daffodils
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--------- I wandered lonely as a cloud.
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Part 27
Sadly, before Draco could open the door, a strange humming noise filled the air. Completely forgetting about Harry who was in mortal danger, Draco wandered outside to have a look.
A glittering space ship was hovering, mere metres above his blonde head.
/Looks like it's going to be one of *those* days. How untimely./
The ship landed, after moving off slightly as to not land on him but off to the side. A platform extended and the door slid open.
A strange looking creature emerged. It raised its arm and moved its fingers speedily. "Sorry 'bout that, almost didn't see you there. Can you please tell me how to get to Alpha Centuri? I'm late for my Orientation Week."
Draco sighed and pointed in the general direction of the star in question.
The alien smiled and nodded. "Thanks mate. Hey, wanna come for a ride? There's going to be a kick-arse piss-up after the tour."
"Sorry, can't. Have to save my ex-boyfriend. My father is about to rip his flesh from his bones. That would be bad."
"Hmmm, well he could come too. It'll be no trouble."
Draco shrugged. "Sure okay, but first we have to get him out of that building."
"No worries, hop in. Just got the latest Transporter update. Can now beam anyone up through 4000 different types of solid material."
Draco wandered up and stared at the many monitors. "Don't suppose you could kill my dad while you're at it? It's just that he's a real prick anyway, the world would be better off without him."
"Um, sure no worries, I'll just have to log it in as a peace kill." The alien dragged out a machine that looked suspiciously like a mobile phone. "What planet is this?"
"Well, we call it earth."
"Ah right, yeah cool, I got it now. Damn never been here before. I must have really taken a few wrong turns. Okies, the message is sent, just have to wait for confirmation."
A few seconds later the machine beeped and the alien nodded. "All set, just watch that screen."
Draco looked at the one the alien pointed out and smiled happily as Lucius was suddenly disintegrated. Harry stared around in shock and then he disappeared, only to appear in the room a little way to Draco's left.
"What the fuck?"
"Calm down, Potter. We're just going for a little ride. Up for a party?"
"Um, I guess. Who's that?"
The alien slapped his forehead. "How stupid can I get? Sorry, my name's Gelatine. But everyone calls me Tina."
Harry blinked as Draco searched for a cigarette. "Well Tina, let's roll."
"Excellent."
The ship rose into the air gracefully and then blasted off into outer space.
The End.
NO IT ISN'T! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME. I WAS JUST BORED.
The real Part 27 should be along in a week or so, depends when I can get a comp for the necessary amount of time.
Warnings: It ain't real.
.
.
.
Golden Daffodils
.
--------- I wandered lonely as a cloud.
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Part 27
Sadly, before Draco could open the door, a strange humming noise filled the air. Completely forgetting about Harry who was in mortal danger, Draco wandered outside to have a look.
A glittering space ship was hovering, mere metres above his blonde head.
/Looks like it's going to be one of *those* days. How untimely./
The ship landed, after moving off slightly as to not land on him but off to the side. A platform extended and the door slid open.
A strange looking creature emerged. It raised its arm and moved its fingers speedily. "Sorry 'bout that, almost didn't see you there. Can you please tell me how to get to Alpha Centuri? I'm late for my Orientation Week."
Draco sighed and pointed in the general direction of the star in question.
The alien smiled and nodded. "Thanks mate. Hey, wanna come for a ride? There's going to be a kick-arse piss-up after the tour."
"Sorry, can't. Have to save my ex-boyfriend. My father is about to rip his flesh from his bones. That would be bad."
"Hmmm, well he could come too. It'll be no trouble."
Draco shrugged. "Sure okay, but first we have to get him out of that building."
"No worries, hop in. Just got the latest Transporter update. Can now beam anyone up through 4000 different types of solid material."
Draco wandered up and stared at the many monitors. "Don't suppose you could kill my dad while you're at it? It's just that he's a real prick anyway, the world would be better off without him."
"Um, sure no worries, I'll just have to log it in as a peace kill." The alien dragged out a machine that looked suspiciously like a mobile phone. "What planet is this?"
"Well, we call it earth."
"Ah right, yeah cool, I got it now. Damn never been here before. I must have really taken a few wrong turns. Okies, the message is sent, just have to wait for confirmation."
A few seconds later the machine beeped and the alien nodded. "All set, just watch that screen."
Draco looked at the one the alien pointed out and smiled happily as Lucius was suddenly disintegrated. Harry stared around in shock and then he disappeared, only to appear in the room a little way to Draco's left.
"What the fuck?"
"Calm down, Potter. We're just going for a little ride. Up for a party?"
"Um, I guess. Who's that?"
The alien slapped his forehead. "How stupid can I get? Sorry, my name's Gelatine. But everyone calls me Tina."
Harry blinked as Draco searched for a cigarette. "Well Tina, let's roll."
"Excellent."
The ship rose into the air gracefully and then blasted off into outer space.
The End.
NO IT ISN'T! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME. I WAS JUST BORED.
The real Part 27 should be along in a week or so, depends when I can get a comp for the necessary amount of time.