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"Mokuba it was awful. I went outside and everyone was extremely upbeat. Then someone pat me on the back and said Merry Christmas Chum. I have a vague feeling he was drunk. And you haven't heard the worst of it Mokuba a big fat guy is going to come down our chimney on December 25th and leave presents for us. And people are happy about a fat guy breaking into their houses. I bet his a terrorist. Go get the blow torch a Mokuba I want to be prepared." Said Seto. "Seto people are happy because it's Christmas and that guy was drunk. And the fat guy was Santa.."started Mokuba. "Mokuba I'd hate to break your little heart but Santa isn't real. I leave the presents under the tree." Said Seto. "NOOO. Wait how did you know to put presents under the tree. That I put up if you didn't know about Christmas?" asked Mokuba. "Oh it was a complete accident actually. I just bought you some presents for no reason and set them down on the floor. And I just happened to be under the tree." Explained Seto. "Oh, NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Screamed Mokuba. "It's okay Mokuba you don't need a big fat guy to make you happy. TV will do that for you for only $99.99 a month." Said Seto. Mokuba picks up a Santa hat and starts stroking it. "Okay. Mokuba I 'm going to my room." Said Seto as he started walking up the stairs and when Seto is out of view. Mokuba pulls a butcher knife out of the Santa hat and starts laughing insanely. "Ow, I cut my finger." Said Mokuba.
~Four hours later~
'Mokuba looks a little down now that I told him Santa isn't real. I know I'll cheer him up.' thought Seto. Mokuba was sitting on the couch spastically changing the channels. "Hey Mokuba at least the Easter bunny is real." Said Seto. "No he's not." Said Mokuba is eyes never leaving the TV screen. "Yes he is." said Seto. "Then how come I don't get eggs on Easter?" asked Mokuba now staring at Seto. "Because I don't know when Easter is." said Seto looking at his feet. "See I prove my point the Easter bunny isn't real." Said Mokuba going back to changing channels. "Don't diss the Easter bunny Mokuba. You'll be sorry, he'll hurt you." said Seto. "Oh yeah what's he going to do to me wag his tail in my face?" said Mokuba sarcastically. "No he's got a bazooka." Said Seto. "I'm going up stairs." Said Mokuba. Then he ran up the stairs laughing as he went. "Freak." Said Seto under his breathe.
~Later that Night~
Seto is sleeping and Mokuba walks into his room holding a butcher knife. "I'll make you pay for crushing my childhood dreams. Because if Santa isn't real then I can't become a pissed off elf that works for Santa." Whispered Mokuba to himself. Mokuba walked up to Seto's bed and held the butcher knife high above his head then brought it down.
Hope you liked it tell me what you think and if I should continue. I know its not Christmas anymore but when I wrote this it was Christmas and then my computer crashed and I just recovered this story and decided to post it anyway.
"Mokuba it was awful. I went outside and everyone was extremely upbeat. Then someone pat me on the back and said Merry Christmas Chum. I have a vague feeling he was drunk. And you haven't heard the worst of it Mokuba a big fat guy is going to come down our chimney on December 25th and leave presents for us. And people are happy about a fat guy breaking into their houses. I bet his a terrorist. Go get the blow torch a Mokuba I want to be prepared." Said Seto. "Seto people are happy because it's Christmas and that guy was drunk. And the fat guy was Santa.."started Mokuba. "Mokuba I'd hate to break your little heart but Santa isn't real. I leave the presents under the tree." Said Seto. "NOOO. Wait how did you know to put presents under the tree. That I put up if you didn't know about Christmas?" asked Mokuba. "Oh it was a complete accident actually. I just bought you some presents for no reason and set them down on the floor. And I just happened to be under the tree." Explained Seto. "Oh, NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Screamed Mokuba. "It's okay Mokuba you don't need a big fat guy to make you happy. TV will do that for you for only $99.99 a month." Said Seto. Mokuba picks up a Santa hat and starts stroking it. "Okay. Mokuba I 'm going to my room." Said Seto as he started walking up the stairs and when Seto is out of view. Mokuba pulls a butcher knife out of the Santa hat and starts laughing insanely. "Ow, I cut my finger." Said Mokuba.
~Four hours later~
'Mokuba looks a little down now that I told him Santa isn't real. I know I'll cheer him up.' thought Seto. Mokuba was sitting on the couch spastically changing the channels. "Hey Mokuba at least the Easter bunny is real." Said Seto. "No he's not." Said Mokuba is eyes never leaving the TV screen. "Yes he is." said Seto. "Then how come I don't get eggs on Easter?" asked Mokuba now staring at Seto. "Because I don't know when Easter is." said Seto looking at his feet. "See I prove my point the Easter bunny isn't real." Said Mokuba going back to changing channels. "Don't diss the Easter bunny Mokuba. You'll be sorry, he'll hurt you." said Seto. "Oh yeah what's he going to do to me wag his tail in my face?" said Mokuba sarcastically. "No he's got a bazooka." Said Seto. "I'm going up stairs." Said Mokuba. Then he ran up the stairs laughing as he went. "Freak." Said Seto under his breathe.
~Later that Night~
Seto is sleeping and Mokuba walks into his room holding a butcher knife. "I'll make you pay for crushing my childhood dreams. Because if Santa isn't real then I can't become a pissed off elf that works for Santa." Whispered Mokuba to himself. Mokuba walked up to Seto's bed and held the butcher knife high above his head then brought it down.
Hope you liked it tell me what you think and if I should continue. I know its not Christmas anymore but when I wrote this it was Christmas and then my computer crashed and I just recovered this story and decided to post it anyway.
