Hey, I'm back. You can't get rid of me that easy! I really wasn't
planning on continuing this story but PyroKittyKat convinced me to get off
my lazy ass and write.(as she put it) So if you like this story you can
thank PyroKittyKat for forcing me to finish it or you wouldn't be wasting
your time sitting here reading this. She also helped me write some of this
chapter and also some of the next it should be up soon. So I'm going to be
nice and give her some credit. I hope this is to Miss M's liking some what
but if it isn't I don't give a damn I try to be nice and all I get is.
PyroKittyKat: Ok DemonPenguin I think they get the point. I actually liked what Miss M had to say and I figured out what you call something that isn't a flame or a review its called constructive criticism.
DemonPenguin: Oh yeah that reminds me I found out what PyroKittyKat does with flames and when she gets one she'll show every one else to and I promise you won't like it. She practically wore my ear off showing me. And it's not a pretty sight.
PyroKittyKat: Don't listen to her send us flames I love them I live for them.
DemonPenguin: NOOOOO! Don't she's insane.
PyroKittyKat: On with the story.
Two days later.
"Hey Joey why don't you go over to Seto's house now and we'll catch up with you later. The sooner you finish this project the sooner you can go home and watch porno week on E!." said Yugi.
"Okay I guess so, see you later guys." Joey called starting to walk off in the direction of his house.
"Umm Joey you do know that Seto's house is that way." Said Honda pointing to the right.
"Damn I was hoping you wouldn't notice." Seethed Joey angrily starting off toward Seto's house.
Meanwhile at Seto's house.
Mokuba was trying to burn Seto's "fire proof" cell phone. So Mokuba decided to turn on the gas stove but nothing happened so he turned it off but not all the way. Then he shoved it in the oven and turned it on 415 degrees, the speakers burst but nothing else happened so he took it out and put in the microwave once again nothing happened. Mokuba was beginning to get extremely frustrated. So he took a match, lit it, and was about to bring it down on the cell phone but he burnt his finger so he dropped the cell phone and the match on the stove.(I don't think I have to tell you that it blew up but for those few special people out there I will. It blew up.) The cell phone did catch fire but so did Mocha's hair.
Ding. Dong. Ding. Dong. Ding. Dong. Ding. Dong.(Joey is one of those annoying people that keep ringing the door bell until you open the door) "Hey Settee Joey's at the door can you please get it I'm a little preoccupied." Said Mokuba frantically trying to put out the fire.
"Okay if I have to I guess I will. God I have to do everything around here." Said Seto not even noticing that the kitchen was on fire.
Seto then opened the door and slammed it in Joey's face then opened it again and let Joey come in.
"Why did you do that?" asked a very confused Joey.
"I don't know it sounded like a good idea when I thought of it." Shrugged Seto.
Awhile Later
"We watch the beast in his natural habitat." Said Joey whiling holding a camcorder.
"Joey quit imitating the Crocodile Hunter and put down the camcorder!" bellowed Seto. "Hey what were you using.?." questioned Seto. "Aaaaaaagh!" Seto's scream echoed threw the house. "You blubbering idiot you taped over my Seinfeild tape." Seethed Seto whiling strangling Joey.
A few hours later after Mokuba finally managed to pull the enraged Seto
from a half dead Joey.
"God" said an annoyed Joey. "Do you ever do any thing else than type!" Joey asked exasperated.
"This is my job." Said Seto.
"Well you do a hell of a good job, you type so fast I can't even read what your typing." Said Joey.
"It's my only talent." Said a solemn Seto.
"My only talent is that I can put 30 grapes up my right nostril." Said Joey boringly like everyone can do it and its nothing special.
"Wow I'm impressed and yet at the same time grossed out at the though of it." Said Seto in awe.
"So do you do anything other than type?" asked Joey again.
"No." said Seto.
"Will you please do something else anything. I don't have to write on you for the report." Joey begged.
"I told you I don't do anything else." Said Seto trying to stay calm and not have another strangling scene.
"Please do something besides trying oxygen into carbon dioxide. Please. Please. PLEASE!" whined Joey.
"Your about as needy as the pet hamster Mokuba had." Said Seto.
"What happened to it?" asked Joey happily.
"Well Mokuba went away to summer camp and I kinda forgot to feed it and it died so I did the only humane thing possible, I feed it to his pet snake. Then when Mokuba got back I told him it ran away. At first he was heart broken but then he got over it." Aid Seto finishing up the story and going back to typing.
The Mokuba walked in. "Hey Seto do you think Jeffy(Jeffy is a teddy bear hamster and if you watch Magic User's Club you would get the joke. If you don't watch it you should its hilarious.)will come back soon?" Asked Mokubahis eyes gleaming with hope.
"No. There is no hope for your hamster to come home. Its be five years get over it." Said Seto crushing Mokuba's hopes and dreams.
"Don't you think that was a little harsh?" said Joey not believing what he just saw.
"Huh, what'd I do now?" asked Seto looking up from his computer.
"Wow, you just totally crushed that child's dreams without noticing. Impressive." Said Joey stroking his chin.
"Oh that I do that all the time to him he needs to see that life is hard and he has to learn to grow up and fend for himself." Said Seto defensively.
"He's only 11." Said Joey.
"Fine! I f I need to grow up then you do too." Said Mokuba popping out of no where holding a Tigger plushie by the neck. "I'm going to burn Mr. Fluffles!!" Mokuba finished laughing insanely.
"No not Mr. Fluffles!?!" screamed Seto grabbing the Tigger plushie and hitting Mokuba on the head with it. "My childhood sucked. I'm allowed not to grow up."
"Hey, my dad said the same thing to me about the my rabbit running away. When I came back from summer camp too. You don't think.Uh no Mrs. Snuggles is dead. NOOO!" screamed Joey in anguish.
"You really want to do something for me Joey?" asked Seto.
"YES." Joey agreed eagerly forgetting all about Mrs. Snuggles.
"You can get me a cup of coffee. NO SUGAR!!" said Seto
"Why?" asked Joey.
"Because one time Mokuba put a pound of sugar in my coffee and." trailed Seto.
Flashback
Seto is bouncing around the house singing the 'Tigger Song'. "The wonderful thing about Tigger is Tigger's a wonderful thing. Their bottoms are made of rubber their tops are made of spring. Their bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun. The wonderful thing about Tigger is I'm the only one. I'm the only one." Sag Seto at the top of his lungs for 15 straight hours. And Mokuba taped the whole thing and sent it into America's Funniest Home Video's. Luckily no one in Japan saw it but it really wouldn't have mattered because Seto hacked into their main frame database and censored his face. But it was a good day for Mokuba he won first place.
End Flashback
So Joey went off to get Seto's black coffee. "Oh shit!" cried Joey as less than a pinch of sugar fell into the coffee. "Oh well its just a little sugar it shouldn't effect him." Said Joey. He handed the cup to Seto and watched in awe as Seto chugged the whole 14oz cup of coffee in on gulp. When Seto set down the cup his eyes snapped open and he said. "There was coffee in that wasn't their."
What will happen to poor Seto. Review and find out. I'm sure some of you have questions and we plan on answering them.
DemonPeguin: So why did Seto have a fire proof cell?
PyroKittyKat: Um.Because.little Jimmy's stuck in a well and its on fire and Seto needs to save him.Yeah that's it.
DemonPeguin: Once again you have boggled us with your smart answer. So how did this well manage to catch fire?
PyroKittyKat: Stop asking me stupid questions.
DemonPeguin: I have to the readers are wondering what's going on.
PyroKittyKat: I don't care what the readers think.
DemonPeguin: Well I do and if the readers aren't happy then I don't get reviews then I don't update my stories. So say your sorry to the readers now!!!
PyroKittyKat: Fine. I'm sorry.
DemonPeguin: Say it like you mean it.
PyroKittyKat: OK. OK. SORRY. Now please review or she won't update only good reviews right now because our self esteem is kinda low because were stressed out about our up coming tests. That we decided not to study for so we could write this chapter. So be happy and grateful.
DemonPeguin: This is the longest chapter I've ever written and it too the shortest time to write but the longest time to type. Funny how that worked out. And a nice thanks to all the kind reviews from the nice reviewers.
DemonPeguin and PyroKittyKat: THANKS!!!!!
PyroKittyKat: Ok DemonPenguin I think they get the point. I actually liked what Miss M had to say and I figured out what you call something that isn't a flame or a review its called constructive criticism.
DemonPenguin: Oh yeah that reminds me I found out what PyroKittyKat does with flames and when she gets one she'll show every one else to and I promise you won't like it. She practically wore my ear off showing me. And it's not a pretty sight.
PyroKittyKat: Don't listen to her send us flames I love them I live for them.
DemonPenguin: NOOOOO! Don't she's insane.
PyroKittyKat: On with the story.
Two days later.
"Hey Joey why don't you go over to Seto's house now and we'll catch up with you later. The sooner you finish this project the sooner you can go home and watch porno week on E!." said Yugi.
"Okay I guess so, see you later guys." Joey called starting to walk off in the direction of his house.
"Umm Joey you do know that Seto's house is that way." Said Honda pointing to the right.
"Damn I was hoping you wouldn't notice." Seethed Joey angrily starting off toward Seto's house.
Meanwhile at Seto's house.
Mokuba was trying to burn Seto's "fire proof" cell phone. So Mokuba decided to turn on the gas stove but nothing happened so he turned it off but not all the way. Then he shoved it in the oven and turned it on 415 degrees, the speakers burst but nothing else happened so he took it out and put in the microwave once again nothing happened. Mokuba was beginning to get extremely frustrated. So he took a match, lit it, and was about to bring it down on the cell phone but he burnt his finger so he dropped the cell phone and the match on the stove.(I don't think I have to tell you that it blew up but for those few special people out there I will. It blew up.) The cell phone did catch fire but so did Mocha's hair.
Ding. Dong. Ding. Dong. Ding. Dong. Ding. Dong.(Joey is one of those annoying people that keep ringing the door bell until you open the door) "Hey Settee Joey's at the door can you please get it I'm a little preoccupied." Said Mokuba frantically trying to put out the fire.
"Okay if I have to I guess I will. God I have to do everything around here." Said Seto not even noticing that the kitchen was on fire.
Seto then opened the door and slammed it in Joey's face then opened it again and let Joey come in.
"Why did you do that?" asked a very confused Joey.
"I don't know it sounded like a good idea when I thought of it." Shrugged Seto.
Awhile Later
"We watch the beast in his natural habitat." Said Joey whiling holding a camcorder.
"Joey quit imitating the Crocodile Hunter and put down the camcorder!" bellowed Seto. "Hey what were you using.?." questioned Seto. "Aaaaaaagh!" Seto's scream echoed threw the house. "You blubbering idiot you taped over my Seinfeild tape." Seethed Seto whiling strangling Joey.
A few hours later after Mokuba finally managed to pull the enraged Seto
from a half dead Joey.
"God" said an annoyed Joey. "Do you ever do any thing else than type!" Joey asked exasperated.
"This is my job." Said Seto.
"Well you do a hell of a good job, you type so fast I can't even read what your typing." Said Joey.
"It's my only talent." Said a solemn Seto.
"My only talent is that I can put 30 grapes up my right nostril." Said Joey boringly like everyone can do it and its nothing special.
"Wow I'm impressed and yet at the same time grossed out at the though of it." Said Seto in awe.
"So do you do anything other than type?" asked Joey again.
"No." said Seto.
"Will you please do something else anything. I don't have to write on you for the report." Joey begged.
"I told you I don't do anything else." Said Seto trying to stay calm and not have another strangling scene.
"Please do something besides trying oxygen into carbon dioxide. Please. Please. PLEASE!" whined Joey.
"Your about as needy as the pet hamster Mokuba had." Said Seto.
"What happened to it?" asked Joey happily.
"Well Mokuba went away to summer camp and I kinda forgot to feed it and it died so I did the only humane thing possible, I feed it to his pet snake. Then when Mokuba got back I told him it ran away. At first he was heart broken but then he got over it." Aid Seto finishing up the story and going back to typing.
The Mokuba walked in. "Hey Seto do you think Jeffy(Jeffy is a teddy bear hamster and if you watch Magic User's Club you would get the joke. If you don't watch it you should its hilarious.)will come back soon?" Asked Mokubahis eyes gleaming with hope.
"No. There is no hope for your hamster to come home. Its be five years get over it." Said Seto crushing Mokuba's hopes and dreams.
"Don't you think that was a little harsh?" said Joey not believing what he just saw.
"Huh, what'd I do now?" asked Seto looking up from his computer.
"Wow, you just totally crushed that child's dreams without noticing. Impressive." Said Joey stroking his chin.
"Oh that I do that all the time to him he needs to see that life is hard and he has to learn to grow up and fend for himself." Said Seto defensively.
"He's only 11." Said Joey.
"Fine! I f I need to grow up then you do too." Said Mokuba popping out of no where holding a Tigger plushie by the neck. "I'm going to burn Mr. Fluffles!!" Mokuba finished laughing insanely.
"No not Mr. Fluffles!?!" screamed Seto grabbing the Tigger plushie and hitting Mokuba on the head with it. "My childhood sucked. I'm allowed not to grow up."
"Hey, my dad said the same thing to me about the my rabbit running away. When I came back from summer camp too. You don't think.Uh no Mrs. Snuggles is dead. NOOO!" screamed Joey in anguish.
"You really want to do something for me Joey?" asked Seto.
"YES." Joey agreed eagerly forgetting all about Mrs. Snuggles.
"You can get me a cup of coffee. NO SUGAR!!" said Seto
"Why?" asked Joey.
"Because one time Mokuba put a pound of sugar in my coffee and." trailed Seto.
Flashback
Seto is bouncing around the house singing the 'Tigger Song'. "The wonderful thing about Tigger is Tigger's a wonderful thing. Their bottoms are made of rubber their tops are made of spring. Their bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun. The wonderful thing about Tigger is I'm the only one. I'm the only one." Sag Seto at the top of his lungs for 15 straight hours. And Mokuba taped the whole thing and sent it into America's Funniest Home Video's. Luckily no one in Japan saw it but it really wouldn't have mattered because Seto hacked into their main frame database and censored his face. But it was a good day for Mokuba he won first place.
End Flashback
So Joey went off to get Seto's black coffee. "Oh shit!" cried Joey as less than a pinch of sugar fell into the coffee. "Oh well its just a little sugar it shouldn't effect him." Said Joey. He handed the cup to Seto and watched in awe as Seto chugged the whole 14oz cup of coffee in on gulp. When Seto set down the cup his eyes snapped open and he said. "There was coffee in that wasn't their."
What will happen to poor Seto. Review and find out. I'm sure some of you have questions and we plan on answering them.
DemonPeguin: So why did Seto have a fire proof cell?
PyroKittyKat: Um.Because.little Jimmy's stuck in a well and its on fire and Seto needs to save him.Yeah that's it.
DemonPeguin: Once again you have boggled us with your smart answer. So how did this well manage to catch fire?
PyroKittyKat: Stop asking me stupid questions.
DemonPeguin: I have to the readers are wondering what's going on.
PyroKittyKat: I don't care what the readers think.
DemonPeguin: Well I do and if the readers aren't happy then I don't get reviews then I don't update my stories. So say your sorry to the readers now!!!
PyroKittyKat: Fine. I'm sorry.
DemonPeguin: Say it like you mean it.
PyroKittyKat: OK. OK. SORRY. Now please review or she won't update only good reviews right now because our self esteem is kinda low because were stressed out about our up coming tests. That we decided not to study for so we could write this chapter. So be happy and grateful.
DemonPeguin: This is the longest chapter I've ever written and it too the shortest time to write but the longest time to type. Funny how that worked out. And a nice thanks to all the kind reviews from the nice reviewers.
DemonPeguin and PyroKittyKat: THANKS!!!!!