The Interview of Raistlin Majere
For a long time I have been a fan of the famed master of Past and Present. The once Red Robed, now Black Robed, wizard that is said to be the most powerful ever. I have recently acquired knowledge of where he lived. When I came upon the quaint little house of the Majere's in Solace, I thought to myself,
"Is this a good idea?" waving aside the fact that I could spend the rest of my life as a toad, or worse... a Kender (described in a book known as Soul Forge. Written my Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman), I decided to knock on the door. After the common pleasantries that Tika offered, he finally came to see who was knocking on the door. I immediately stood up, and he looked at me in a very alarmed manor.
"Sir, first let me say that this is an incredibly honor to finally meet you, and may I please ask you a few questions?" I said way too fast.
"How many more than the one you just asked?" he countered. I smiled at his well known level of clever sarcasm and replied,
"Just a few sir."
"Very well, I have nothing else to waste my time with" he answered.
"Ok, well, the first question is the one that seems to be on everyone's mind that knows about your adventures. Are you planning, now that you have lost your magic, to pursue possible love with Revered Daughter Lady Crysannia?" was my first question, and quite a doozy to be told by the look on his face.
"Lady Crysannia has her own affairs to deal with at this point, what with running the Temple of Paladine in Palanthas. I believe that her and I shall stay in touch, but strictly in a plutonic aspect, nothing more" he answered with an equally lengthy answer.
"Well that certainly is against many fans wishes" I began to be cut off with
"I am not some sort of sideshow artist, I do not perform what "my fans" wish of me"
"Sorry, no offense intended" I quickly apologized. He simply nodded.
"Next question, you have absolutely no magic left at all?" I asked.
"No, contrary to popular belief, I have nothing but the slight of hand tricks such as making coins appear and disappear, that I had as a child" he answered. This relieved me greatly, my fear of croaking instead of speaking for the rest of my life vanished.
"So what do you do with yourself now, now that there seems to be nothing left for you to do?" I asked for my next question.
"I visit the Tower of High Sorcery in Wayreth. Which reminds me, I am later for a meeting with the current Tower Master" he said with scorn.
"I thank you greatly for sharing some of you time with me" I said to him with a smile.
"You are welcome, I bid you farewell" he said to me, walking toward the door.
"Farewell Raistlin Majere, it was a real pleasure" I said, and watched him walk out the door. That interview certainly went well, I had a few questions answered, and got to spend time with a very, very important person. I had fun, I hope you enjoyed reading it.
For a long time I have been a fan of the famed master of Past and Present. The once Red Robed, now Black Robed, wizard that is said to be the most powerful ever. I have recently acquired knowledge of where he lived. When I came upon the quaint little house of the Majere's in Solace, I thought to myself,
"Is this a good idea?" waving aside the fact that I could spend the rest of my life as a toad, or worse... a Kender (described in a book known as Soul Forge. Written my Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman), I decided to knock on the door. After the common pleasantries that Tika offered, he finally came to see who was knocking on the door. I immediately stood up, and he looked at me in a very alarmed manor.
"Sir, first let me say that this is an incredibly honor to finally meet you, and may I please ask you a few questions?" I said way too fast.
"How many more than the one you just asked?" he countered. I smiled at his well known level of clever sarcasm and replied,
"Just a few sir."
"Very well, I have nothing else to waste my time with" he answered.
"Ok, well, the first question is the one that seems to be on everyone's mind that knows about your adventures. Are you planning, now that you have lost your magic, to pursue possible love with Revered Daughter Lady Crysannia?" was my first question, and quite a doozy to be told by the look on his face.
"Lady Crysannia has her own affairs to deal with at this point, what with running the Temple of Paladine in Palanthas. I believe that her and I shall stay in touch, but strictly in a plutonic aspect, nothing more" he answered with an equally lengthy answer.
"Well that certainly is against many fans wishes" I began to be cut off with
"I am not some sort of sideshow artist, I do not perform what "my fans" wish of me"
"Sorry, no offense intended" I quickly apologized. He simply nodded.
"Next question, you have absolutely no magic left at all?" I asked.
"No, contrary to popular belief, I have nothing but the slight of hand tricks such as making coins appear and disappear, that I had as a child" he answered. This relieved me greatly, my fear of croaking instead of speaking for the rest of my life vanished.
"So what do you do with yourself now, now that there seems to be nothing left for you to do?" I asked for my next question.
"I visit the Tower of High Sorcery in Wayreth. Which reminds me, I am later for a meeting with the current Tower Master" he said with scorn.
"I thank you greatly for sharing some of you time with me" I said to him with a smile.
"You are welcome, I bid you farewell" he said to me, walking toward the door.
"Farewell Raistlin Majere, it was a real pleasure" I said, and watched him walk out the door. That interview certainly went well, I had a few questions answered, and got to spend time with a very, very important person. I had fun, I hope you enjoyed reading it.