The first stop on their magical mystery tour was the mall. Their mission was to buy clothing that a normal muggle american would wear. Draco and Hermione were partnered up, and Draco kept on trying to shove Hermione into various dark corners to make out. Unfortunately, Hermione loved shopping so much that she totally ignored it, and forced him to let her use his credit card. The group stopped at a burgermaster for lunch, and then went to the sunset strip area to check out the pawn shops. Hermione didn't like pawn shops, so Draco managed to find an empty alleyway to make out in, and that was how they passed their afternoon.
"Lucius, I am worried about your son."
"Yes my Lord??"
"He seems to be going out with a mudblood. You know I can't stand that!"
"WHAT???? He will DIE!!! If this is true... "
"Anyway, come over here, you great big hunk of burning love."
"Why do you care where I come anyway?... my lord." sexy eyebrow wiggle
"AAAGH!" Harry clutched at his head, and fell on his knees in the street. Ron, who was walking beside him stopped and looked over him, worried and startled. Almost from nowhere, Hermione came rushing over followed by a reluctant Draco.
"Harry?" Called Hermione. "Harry? Are you alright??"
Harry looked up shakily.
"Voldemort...is...here..." He said in a faint voice.
They all looked horrified.
"Are you sure?" said Draco. Harry looked up in surprise. Since when had Draco been concerned about him??
"I'm sure. And he's near. In the Octopuss lounge. And he's- Oh god, I just can't say it. It's too horrible."
"What was he doing??! Was he torturing muggles??!! What happened." Ron just had that unrepressable curiosity.
"You don't want to know."
"Yes we do!" Now even Draco wanted to know what was going on.
"He was..." His voice reduced to a whisper "...fucking Lucius Malfoy."
"WHAT!?" said Draco.
"Oh, and Lucius is going to kill you if he finds out that you and Hermione are going out."
"WHAT?" said Hermione and Draco together.
"You guys didn't actually think you were fooling us, did you?" said Ron.
an/ Got a bit hyper on that one. Sorry I haven't updated for ages, my stopped working for about 3 weeks, and then my brain stopped working for another couple.
"Lucius, I am worried about your son."
"Yes my Lord??"
"He seems to be going out with a mudblood. You know I can't stand that!"
"WHAT???? He will DIE!!! If this is true... "
"Anyway, come over here, you great big hunk of burning love."
"Why do you care where I come anyway?... my lord." sexy eyebrow wiggle
"AAAGH!" Harry clutched at his head, and fell on his knees in the street. Ron, who was walking beside him stopped and looked over him, worried and startled. Almost from nowhere, Hermione came rushing over followed by a reluctant Draco.
"Harry?" Called Hermione. "Harry? Are you alright??"
Harry looked up shakily.
"Voldemort...is...here..." He said in a faint voice.
They all looked horrified.
"Are you sure?" said Draco. Harry looked up in surprise. Since when had Draco been concerned about him??
"I'm sure. And he's near. In the Octopuss lounge. And he's- Oh god, I just can't say it. It's too horrible."
"What was he doing??! Was he torturing muggles??!! What happened." Ron just had that unrepressable curiosity.
"You don't want to know."
"Yes we do!" Now even Draco wanted to know what was going on.
"He was..." His voice reduced to a whisper "...fucking Lucius Malfoy."
"WHAT!?" said Draco.
"Oh, and Lucius is going to kill you if he finds out that you and Hermione are going out."
"WHAT?" said Hermione and Draco together.
"You guys didn't actually think you were fooling us, did you?" said Ron.
an/ Got a bit hyper on that one. Sorry I haven't updated for ages, my stopped working for about 3 weeks, and then my brain stopped working for another couple.