Legal Crap: Gunsmith Cats characters belong to Kenichi Sonoda and A.D. Vision Films. Except for Maggie, who belongs to Jen.

"My Favourite Things" is a song from the musical The Sound of Music (sung by Julie Andrews/ Maria in the 1965 movie version); the original lyrics, music, etc. belong to Richard Rodgers & Oscar Hammerstein II.


To be sung by "Minnie" May Hopkins, to the tune of "My Favourite Things"

Pink painted grenades,

Kissed with red lipstick;
Great jobs with Rally –

But Becky's a dipstick!
Tossing grenades,

After pulling the pin;
Catching some bounty,

And bringing it in!

Stir fry some glass shards

In a hot frying pan;
Then add some spices –

From pepper to cayenne!
Place in a light fixture,

Attach a det fuse,
Fix up the wiring;

It's ready to use!

Driving around town

In my cute red mini
I no longer work

At the "Purple Pussy!"
Feeling secure with

My cool first-aid kit,
Tossing my shoes,

I can blow them away!

C-4 in the fridge,
Ken in our bed,
Playing with my baby girl...
If I could not have

My favourite things,
I would just want...
To hurl!!!!