Shippo's Class 4 Wannabe Ignorance Part I
In a building at the southeast of Tokyo:
In a white walled room high above the sixth floor where ten chairs in a form of a half circle, and a desk with a large business like arms roily chair. In these ten chairs seat ten people and from right to left in this order:
First was our famous girl from the moon, Usagi Tsukino. Next was Mihoshi from the Tenchi residence. Next in the third set sat the man in red, the 60 double dollar man, Vash The Stampede and from him sat Momiji Fuijimyia the Kushandia of all Kushandia's! Beside her was Myoga the run away flea and by him was our toad man Jaken! Beside him was our lovely quick footed material thief, Yuffie! By her was the trickster Bobby Drake and by him is Quatre R. Winner then finally from the world of C.T. (My RPG =) ) sat the one and only human punching bag Jembera!!
All looked around with a raised brow, all except one who found a picture of kribby upon the wall the utter most wonderful thing ever to be seen on the face of earth and that was . . .Mihoshi. Myoga jumped up onto the large set to look at the door which was being guarded by two men, one in a black outfit with a trench coat, a katana upon his back and his hair pulled back in a ponytail. His eyes a strange bright green, on the opposite side stood a man with snow white hair and wore his own black clothing and with him was no weapon, but a fanged smile from him made Myoga look away. ((Yes two other ppl from my RPG!!)
Suddenly the large arm chair turned as an evil laughter was heard and a voice yelling out, "Welcome to the Magic Johnson Show . . . oh wait.sorry about that wrong notecard." The voice said as everyone was wide eyed and confused for the chair was empty. The voice spoke out again this time in a squeaky voice of a child, "Dang, Leeta!!!" the voice whined.
A woman with long brown hair in a braid that came down to her tail bone wearing a pair of ripped jeans and a tank top went over and picked up the bodiless voice and then to everyone's amassment. There upon the desk stood a little boy wearing a blue kimono with leafs upon it and a furry vest, his ears pointed and his hair was auburn color tied in a ponytail with a blue ribbon. His large eyes blue and his feet where the fox like feet and he had a tail like a squirrel.
"Welcome to Shippo's Class for Ignorance. Okay frist off you will us your name, and what you do followed by your strange problems. For example, I'm Shippo, a kitsune and I change into shapes and whine a lot." Shippo said as Everybody just nodded as suddenly Mihoshi's eyes formed hearts. "OH MY!!! ITS SO CUTE!!!" she cried and suddenly jumped from her chair and leaped at the kitsune upon the desk. "AHH!!!!!!!" he screamed with a pitched voice but as fate would have it, Mihoshi stopped in mid air, the man with strange eyes held her by the collar and sat her back in her chair.
"Umm. . . thanks Xavious." Shippo said as X nodded. "Alright you first!" he pointed at the Usagi, "Speak Meatball head."
"I am not MEATBALL HEAD!, Im Usagi Tsukino, the champion of love and justice Sailor Moo-" Shippo cut her off, "Yes, very nice of you, alright umm freaky girl."
Mihosh looked at him with clueless eyes, "Huh? Me? Ohh are you a bunny?"
Shippo looked at her like she was on crack, (basically like this 0.0 ) "B- bunny?!?"
"AWW!!!!! YOUR SO CUTE!!" She said with her child like laughter which made Shippo jump upon Leeta's shoulder. "Umm yeah, well get back to you. . . NEXT!"
Vash stands up, "Umm, . .. " He scratches the back of his head, "I am Vash The Stampede and ummm I have a robot arm and a crazy twin brother who likes to kill people and little kids seem to cling to me. . .errr"
"Right, sit boy." Shippo says as the next one stands up, "Im Momiji Fuijimyia and I'm the kushandia and I'm a klutz."
"So is she." Shippo says jerking a thumb at Leeta, "HEY! Furrball, and I let you say Ja Ne at the end of my fanfics, well most of the time. And this is what I get?" she bonks him on the head. "Owie!"
A little voice spoke up, "Im Myoga the flea.-"
"We know all about you Myoga, sit down you coward." Leeta says
"I-I am not a coward!"
"Right, next!"
"Im Ja-"
"Sit!"
Jaken whimpers.
"Im Yuffie! And well that's just about it."
"Right, you ice pop." Leeta said instead of Shippo who was busy taking care of his poor little head, "Bobby Drake, a follow mutant! I like playing tricks on people."
"That's a duh." Leeta said with a sigh, "NEXT!"
"Im Qature R-"
"Okay skipping your name Mr. I-don't-kill-people-with-out-talking-things- over-with-a-cup-of-tea-so-I-should-just-roll-over-and-die-like-a-mutt."
Inu-Yasha pops out of nowhere, "HEY!"
"No offence."
Inu-Yasha disappears.
"Alright, you my dear." Leeta says pointing a Jembera who had fallen aseep. She sighs and walks over to him grabbing him by the red bandana about his dark blue hair. "WAK UP! JEM!"
Jem literally jumps out of his set and stands at attention, "Jembera the human punching bag . . . oh hi Leeta." Jem smiles and waves. "Hi Jem, sit down." Jim sits back down as Shippo stands upon the desk. "Alright, now our first lesson is what to do when you see an enemy."
Usagi: "Transform!"
Vash & Quatre: "Talk to it!"
Mihoshi: HUG HIM!
Jem: "Give it a pickle?" . .
Shippo: "No, you -"
Suddenly the door burst open crashing Zach in the wall and making X do a double take as suddenly a man with shoulder length black hair runs into the room like a ballerina wearing a pink tu tu and pink clothing, a tiara upon his head and a cheaply made fairy wand in hand. He sings out: "I am the GREAT Nataku!" he then to everyone's disturbing minds gently and feminine like with pinky up! Taps them upon the head as suddenly Wufei Chang runs into the roomw ith his sword crying out injustice and runs after the man and the man in the tu tu known as Troy jumps out an open window and Chang follows.
Everyone: 0.0
Coughing is heard.
Leeta: Yes well. . . umm . . .
Mihoshi: Is that how we do it?
Shippo: No I was going to say that you hit them with a baseball bat.
Vash&Jem: Baseball bat?
X: Why not a gun or sword.
Shippo: Well your no fun, sure you can swing those! By a bat HAH! That's the real ticket.
Silence
Jem: "Rigghhhttt.."
Mihoshi: I am a tea POT!"
Leeta: huh? THAT'S MY LINE!! X! ZACH!
X and Zach walk over and pick up Mihoshi, "Get rid of the line stealer!!" X and Zach look at each other and shrug they then proceed to throw her out the window her laughter is heard until she hits the ground and an owie is heard.
Leeta: "Better!"
Leeta sits down in the large chair as Momiji raises her hand, "Can I go to the restroom?"
Leeta: "No."
Miji: "Please?"
Leeta: "no cuase then everyone else will want to go! It's a common know fact."
Miji's eyes water, "Fine go!"
Few mintues later
Jem raises his hand, "can I-"
Shippo "No! We need to go on."
Jem: "But I-"
Shippo: "No!"
Vash: "I need to potty!" He gets up and does the 2 year old potty dance. The suddenly Jem gets up and joins in the potty dance followed by Bobby Drake and Yuffie.
Everyone sweatdrops,
Leeta & Shippo: FINE!
20 mins later:
Shippo: Alrighty now what do you do when you get shot/blasted/magiced?
Vash: Dodge!
Jem: Give him a pickle!!
Yuffie: Throw a gaint star at him! *holds up her weapon *
Q.R.W: "Have tea!"
Shippo: NO NO NO!!!! Your run and cry in a corner!
Everyone: -.-()
Shippo: IM THE BOSS!!!
Jem: OH OH!
Leeta: What Jem-bob?
Jem: Can I have a 'no-punch grantee' in this?
Leeta: Ummm..no.
Jem: ;.;
Leeta: *snickers and opens the cabinet of the desk and as she does so, a mini Nicole (a friend of mine; sister to troy) pops out with a large mallet and yells out "Boogeewogow!"
Leeta: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *faints as the chibi Nicole runs around the room hitting people on there little toes while laughing that is until Zach and X looked down at her and a halo appeared over her head hiding the mallet behind her back with a grin. "Lair." X says and Zach picks her up and places her in a jar.
Chibi Nicole: "LET ME OUT!!!!"
Zach: "Umm..no."
Shippo: looks down at Leeta* Right umm aaannnyyywaayyysss...
Shippo looks at the group who is staring at Jaken...Right.ummm until Part II
Ja Ne!!!
* * * *
Okay kind of sotra funny, ideas are welcome! =/ hmm think I need to do better on part two eh? *nods to self *
Anyways Ja ne.
Jaken: This was HORRIBLE!
SHUT UP! *smack him with a fring pan *
Jem: hey. . .i don't talk about pickles!
Yeah do now hun. Jem say Ja ne.
Jem. . . Ja ne,
In a building at the southeast of Tokyo:
In a white walled room high above the sixth floor where ten chairs in a form of a half circle, and a desk with a large business like arms roily chair. In these ten chairs seat ten people and from right to left in this order:
First was our famous girl from the moon, Usagi Tsukino. Next was Mihoshi from the Tenchi residence. Next in the third set sat the man in red, the 60 double dollar man, Vash The Stampede and from him sat Momiji Fuijimyia the Kushandia of all Kushandia's! Beside her was Myoga the run away flea and by him was our toad man Jaken! Beside him was our lovely quick footed material thief, Yuffie! By her was the trickster Bobby Drake and by him is Quatre R. Winner then finally from the world of C.T. (My RPG =) ) sat the one and only human punching bag Jembera!!
All looked around with a raised brow, all except one who found a picture of kribby upon the wall the utter most wonderful thing ever to be seen on the face of earth and that was . . .Mihoshi. Myoga jumped up onto the large set to look at the door which was being guarded by two men, one in a black outfit with a trench coat, a katana upon his back and his hair pulled back in a ponytail. His eyes a strange bright green, on the opposite side stood a man with snow white hair and wore his own black clothing and with him was no weapon, but a fanged smile from him made Myoga look away. ((Yes two other ppl from my RPG!!)
Suddenly the large arm chair turned as an evil laughter was heard and a voice yelling out, "Welcome to the Magic Johnson Show . . . oh wait.sorry about that wrong notecard." The voice said as everyone was wide eyed and confused for the chair was empty. The voice spoke out again this time in a squeaky voice of a child, "Dang, Leeta!!!" the voice whined.
A woman with long brown hair in a braid that came down to her tail bone wearing a pair of ripped jeans and a tank top went over and picked up the bodiless voice and then to everyone's amassment. There upon the desk stood a little boy wearing a blue kimono with leafs upon it and a furry vest, his ears pointed and his hair was auburn color tied in a ponytail with a blue ribbon. His large eyes blue and his feet where the fox like feet and he had a tail like a squirrel.
"Welcome to Shippo's Class for Ignorance. Okay frist off you will us your name, and what you do followed by your strange problems. For example, I'm Shippo, a kitsune and I change into shapes and whine a lot." Shippo said as Everybody just nodded as suddenly Mihoshi's eyes formed hearts. "OH MY!!! ITS SO CUTE!!!" she cried and suddenly jumped from her chair and leaped at the kitsune upon the desk. "AHH!!!!!!!" he screamed with a pitched voice but as fate would have it, Mihoshi stopped in mid air, the man with strange eyes held her by the collar and sat her back in her chair.
"Umm. . . thanks Xavious." Shippo said as X nodded. "Alright you first!" he pointed at the Usagi, "Speak Meatball head."
"I am not MEATBALL HEAD!, Im Usagi Tsukino, the champion of love and justice Sailor Moo-" Shippo cut her off, "Yes, very nice of you, alright umm freaky girl."
Mihosh looked at him with clueless eyes, "Huh? Me? Ohh are you a bunny?"
Shippo looked at her like she was on crack, (basically like this 0.0 ) "B- bunny?!?"
"AWW!!!!! YOUR SO CUTE!!" She said with her child like laughter which made Shippo jump upon Leeta's shoulder. "Umm yeah, well get back to you. . . NEXT!"
Vash stands up, "Umm, . .. " He scratches the back of his head, "I am Vash The Stampede and ummm I have a robot arm and a crazy twin brother who likes to kill people and little kids seem to cling to me. . .errr"
"Right, sit boy." Shippo says as the next one stands up, "Im Momiji Fuijimyia and I'm the kushandia and I'm a klutz."
"So is she." Shippo says jerking a thumb at Leeta, "HEY! Furrball, and I let you say Ja Ne at the end of my fanfics, well most of the time. And this is what I get?" she bonks him on the head. "Owie!"
A little voice spoke up, "Im Myoga the flea.-"
"We know all about you Myoga, sit down you coward." Leeta says
"I-I am not a coward!"
"Right, next!"
"Im Ja-"
"Sit!"
Jaken whimpers.
"Im Yuffie! And well that's just about it."
"Right, you ice pop." Leeta said instead of Shippo who was busy taking care of his poor little head, "Bobby Drake, a follow mutant! I like playing tricks on people."
"That's a duh." Leeta said with a sigh, "NEXT!"
"Im Qature R-"
"Okay skipping your name Mr. I-don't-kill-people-with-out-talking-things- over-with-a-cup-of-tea-so-I-should-just-roll-over-and-die-like-a-mutt."
Inu-Yasha pops out of nowhere, "HEY!"
"No offence."
Inu-Yasha disappears.
"Alright, you my dear." Leeta says pointing a Jembera who had fallen aseep. She sighs and walks over to him grabbing him by the red bandana about his dark blue hair. "WAK UP! JEM!"
Jem literally jumps out of his set and stands at attention, "Jembera the human punching bag . . . oh hi Leeta." Jem smiles and waves. "Hi Jem, sit down." Jim sits back down as Shippo stands upon the desk. "Alright, now our first lesson is what to do when you see an enemy."
Usagi: "Transform!"
Vash & Quatre: "Talk to it!"
Mihoshi: HUG HIM!
Jem: "Give it a pickle?" . .
Shippo: "No, you -"
Suddenly the door burst open crashing Zach in the wall and making X do a double take as suddenly a man with shoulder length black hair runs into the room like a ballerina wearing a pink tu tu and pink clothing, a tiara upon his head and a cheaply made fairy wand in hand. He sings out: "I am the GREAT Nataku!" he then to everyone's disturbing minds gently and feminine like with pinky up! Taps them upon the head as suddenly Wufei Chang runs into the roomw ith his sword crying out injustice and runs after the man and the man in the tu tu known as Troy jumps out an open window and Chang follows.
Everyone: 0.0
Coughing is heard.
Leeta: Yes well. . . umm . . .
Mihoshi: Is that how we do it?
Shippo: No I was going to say that you hit them with a baseball bat.
Vash&Jem: Baseball bat?
X: Why not a gun or sword.
Shippo: Well your no fun, sure you can swing those! By a bat HAH! That's the real ticket.
Silence
Jem: "Rigghhhttt.."
Mihoshi: I am a tea POT!"
Leeta: huh? THAT'S MY LINE!! X! ZACH!
X and Zach walk over and pick up Mihoshi, "Get rid of the line stealer!!" X and Zach look at each other and shrug they then proceed to throw her out the window her laughter is heard until she hits the ground and an owie is heard.
Leeta: "Better!"
Leeta sits down in the large chair as Momiji raises her hand, "Can I go to the restroom?"
Leeta: "No."
Miji: "Please?"
Leeta: "no cuase then everyone else will want to go! It's a common know fact."
Miji's eyes water, "Fine go!"
Few mintues later
Jem raises his hand, "can I-"
Shippo "No! We need to go on."
Jem: "But I-"
Shippo: "No!"
Vash: "I need to potty!" He gets up and does the 2 year old potty dance. The suddenly Jem gets up and joins in the potty dance followed by Bobby Drake and Yuffie.
Everyone sweatdrops,
Leeta & Shippo: FINE!
20 mins later:
Shippo: Alrighty now what do you do when you get shot/blasted/magiced?
Vash: Dodge!
Jem: Give him a pickle!!
Yuffie: Throw a gaint star at him! *holds up her weapon *
Q.R.W: "Have tea!"
Shippo: NO NO NO!!!! Your run and cry in a corner!
Everyone: -.-()
Shippo: IM THE BOSS!!!
Jem: OH OH!
Leeta: What Jem-bob?
Jem: Can I have a 'no-punch grantee' in this?
Leeta: Ummm..no.
Jem: ;.;
Leeta: *snickers and opens the cabinet of the desk and as she does so, a mini Nicole (a friend of mine; sister to troy) pops out with a large mallet and yells out "Boogeewogow!"
Leeta: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *faints as the chibi Nicole runs around the room hitting people on there little toes while laughing that is until Zach and X looked down at her and a halo appeared over her head hiding the mallet behind her back with a grin. "Lair." X says and Zach picks her up and places her in a jar.
Chibi Nicole: "LET ME OUT!!!!"
Zach: "Umm..no."
Shippo: looks down at Leeta* Right umm aaannnyyywaayyysss...
Shippo looks at the group who is staring at Jaken...Right.ummm until Part II
Ja Ne!!!
* * * *
Okay kind of sotra funny, ideas are welcome! =/ hmm think I need to do better on part two eh? *nods to self *
Anyways Ja ne.
Jaken: This was HORRIBLE!
SHUT UP! *smack him with a fring pan *
Jem: hey. . .i don't talk about pickles!
Yeah do now hun. Jem say Ja ne.
Jem. . . Ja ne,