What would I to see but a condom on the floor, hmm, could have been worn my Draco? I think so. Oh, I had it, I had the best idea. I ran out of my room, down the steps to the common room, )I didnlt care who say me crossing the common room in a sheet.) and through the portrait, trying to find him. And where might he be, only halfway down the hall, headed towards the Slytherin Common Room.

Oh, this'll be great.

"Oh Draco, Draco darling, wait up honey bun."

Everyone in the hall stared at me, then at Draco, who was dead in his tracks, refusing to turn around.

"Dearest, don't you rememeber, you forgot..."

I had finally caught up to him, carrying his little package, or lack there of.

"WHAT?"

He had turned around, his eyes as wide as wide as anyone's could get.

"Why darling, you forgot this."

I threw the condom, which was bright pink and lubricated by the way, on his shoulder.

"Just thought you might want to save it for you collection."

I kissed him on the cheek and pranced back other way.

"Toodles my love."

As I skipped. Oh, he was mad, I knew it. I could feel it in the way he looked me in the eye, he was furious. I could feel the ground tremble as he walked away. All the people in the hall where laughing. Lavender and Parvati where on the verge of tears. Some even clapped, I felt better. He was defeated and he knew it. But as he was walking away, his mind, or whatever was there, was brewing up an idea.

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