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Chapter 2: Live in Munchkin Land
All of the Munchkin Army is gathered in Emerald City. The two Munchkin generals, Gary Coleman and Danny DeVito, are briefing their troops. "Listen up soldiers," shouted DeVito with a cigar in his mouth. Gary said, "Heres the plan, first-,"
"Hey I'm explaining the plan."
"What you talkin' 'bout Danny"
"I said-"
Suddenly, the Wizard of Oz stepped in, or rather, he tripped in over a helmet that was lying on the ground. "WHAT ARE YOU ARGUING ABOUT?" he screamed as he got off of the ground..
"Nothing sir," said Gary. "I told General DeVito to begin briefing the troops, sir."
"Then get going we don't have all day," and with that the Wizard left.
"Here's the plan," began DeVito. "As you all know, Hogwarts has gotten a bit too big for its britches." None of the soldiers knew what britches were but they continued listening. "The goal is to siege Hogwarts and capture Albus Dumbledore. Then, the fabulous Wizard of Oz will become the new ruler of Wizard World. At the "Wizard of Oz" part there were a couple of *coughMORONcough*s and a few chuckles at the thought of the Wizard of Oz ruling the World. That guy could barely out on his own pants. DeVito went on, "Our mission, Operation Fight Against Retched Tribula [see chapter 3] Stealers, or Operation F.A.R.T.S. has two parts. First, we will attack Hogwarts from the North and South. Nobody will be allowed to leave Hogwarts. Then when the time is right we will enter the school and capture all teachers, dead or alive. Albus Dumbledore is to be taken alive and brought to the Wizards Grand Jury. Where, most likely, he will be sentenced to life in prison with nothing to do but talk to his inmate Michael Jackson. Does everybody understand."
"Yes sir"
"First and second battalions will come in from the north. Second and third from the south. Lets move out"
The Munchkins were on their way to Hogwarts.