Chainsaw Corey Presents...

A Life At Hogwarts, 1st Year Mayham (Chapter 1 of 1st Year)

To know what these people look like, you will have to wait until I make a new story with their pics... now here is what you have been waiting for...

Sant stared at the squid that was repetadly sticking his head below and above the water...

Sant: So... squid... tell me... why are you being gay?

Squid: Luke... I am your father

Sant: I see... I'm sorry it has to be this way...

Squid: Luke... save me...

Sant: Wait... I saw this in a movie... I think it was in that one Star Wars movie...

Squid: Now I cut off your arm...

Sant: You suck dad... Sant threw a rock at the squid, causeing it to bleed to death

Squid: Luke... you have failed me

Sant: Your just plain stupid... know what im never gunna... well looks like I can't talk

to you ehh?

Squid: dead

Sant: I take that as a dead...

Squid: dead

Sant: I see how it is... dad... I hate you... I'm going to my room... Sant walked to double doors, pushing them open he walked to the Hufflepuff Common Room

Picture of Somebody...: Password

Sant: How but you let me in or a bust a cap in your ass?

Picture of Somebody: Welcome to the Common Room... The picture flew up, revleling 12 people sitting in chairs, on the ground, and standing

Sant: Hey guys... Sant walked into the room waving at his brother Sanct

Sanct: How'd your meeting with the squid go

Sant: Let's say he drowned...

Sanct: Squids can't

Sant: SAY...

Sanct: Gotcha...

Paul: What's up Sant?

Adrian: Yo... whats up Sant? Have a good meeting? Adrian winked at Sant

Terry: Now what did Sant do?

Sant: I killed my father...

Lille and Lily together: That's a horrible thing to do!

Sant: You think I care why?

Paine: Why do we even bother with him

Sant: Because I'm a member of the Mayhem Maker group

Paine: Yeah... that's it...

Chainsaw Corey: The Author of this story fell through the ceiling BWAHAHA you will all burn!

Sant: Hey... you can read minds right?

Chainsaw Corey: Sure...

Sant: Ohh ohh who am I taking to the ball?

Chainsaw Corey...: Umm... Lille... we'll just leave it at that... now back to the burning...

Sant: Sant moved out of the group, starting to get behind Chainsaw Corey

Sanct: So... what about me? can I fly?

Chainsaw Corey: Ehh... why not?

Sant: BURN YOURSELF! Sant took a lighter from his pocket and lit it, blowing until the

fire hit Chainsaw Corey's face

Chainsaw Corey: AHH BITCH! WE SHALL MEET AGAIN IN YOUR NEXT YEAR! Chainsaw Corey disappeared

Sanct: That was odd...

Everyone else: No doubt...

(Bloody Text) To be Continued... (Bloody Text)