Standard disclaimers apply: I do not own Gundam Wing. Warning: We despise Relena. We tried to like her- honestly we did! But after watching all of Gundam Wing, we just wanted to take Deathscythe and stomp on her. Hard. Sorry....

Hero

Relena,
I am leaving tonight on a secret mission. If you follow me I will kill you as you have so often requested of me. This is not a joke, This is a fact. Stay away or I will kill you.
Heero Yuy

"Do you really think she will still follow you after a note like that," Duo snorted. Heero aimed his sniper rifle towards the sound of a car door closing, "Yes." A whiny voice began to echo through the woods "Heeerrrrroooo, Come kill me." The sharp report from a 30 caliber round was his only reply. "Mission Complete."

Duo

Duo wore an evil grin as he watched the flames dance. It was like a twisted ballet, and he was the conductor. The destruction and chaos caused by his every action drew the grin on his face wider and wider. This was his doing. He, the self proclaimed God Of Death, Shinigami, had brought a little bit of the hell of growing up an orphan on L2 to this place. With this one act, he could quell the hunger that was inside. "The God Of Death Is Back From Hell, " Duo laughed. "Baka," Hero scolded, "Stop playing with the barbecue."