[author's note: Err, I'm sure you all know about the disclaimer (shuts up)]
-- an hour later --
Reno: phew! We have about 100 spitty ghosts...and we're almost out of food too...
Rude: It's 6:00 just in time too! (the door bell rings)
Reno: oooh!!!! Our first victim...heh heh...!!! (Rude and Reno answer the door)
Skeleton: TRICK OR TREAT!! (holds out a plastic pumpkin)
Reno: ..hee hee hee....(puts a "spitty ghost" in his pumpkin)
Skeleton: THANK YOU!
Rude: Wait till he sees what it is....(screams are heard down the hallway, Reno and Rude run out)
Skeleton: IT'S ALL CHEWED FOOD!!!!! (Reno and Rude laugh and run back in the Lounge)
Rude: heh heh heh....damn, it smells like spit and lounge in here....
Reno: Shouldn't we dress up so, we won't be blamed on giving out chewed food to kids?
Rude: yeah!....Wait, what will we be?
(10 mins later)
Reno: aye matey!
Rude: Aren't Pirates gay?
Reno:...I don't think they are and, it's too late to find anything else to wear.
Rude: Yeah..I guess we will have to stay Pirates..
Doorbell: DING DONG!!
Reno: (answers the door)
Sephiroth: Trick or treat!!!
Rude: Didn't you die in this story?
Sephiroth:......
Reno: What are you supposed to be Seph?
Sephiroth: A genetic mutant, psycho, lab experiment, freak!!!
Rude: You are that anyway...
Sephiroth: I know that, you don't have to rub it in....IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!
(Hojo is seen in the background)
Reno: You have to have a costume to get some Candy!
Sephiroth:.....damn....
Rude: Well, we will give you some Candy anyway....(smerks)
Reno: (puts a "spitty ghost" in Sephiroth's plastic pumpkin)
Sephiroth: Thank you Gay Pirates!!! (disappears)
Reno: PIRATES AREN'T GAY!!!
Rude: We're gunna hear about this Pirate thing for months by Tseng
Doorbell: DING DONG!!
Aeris & Vincent: Trick or Treat!!
Reno: Nice costume Vincent!
Vincent:.............What costume?
Reno: Aren't you supposed to be a Vampire?
Vincent:.....No.....
Reno:....eep! Aeris what are you supposed to be?
Aeris: An Ancient!
Reno: You are an Ancient anyway
Aeris: Yup! Givin out Spitty Ghosts to people?
Reno: YEAH!! How'd you know that?
Aeris: Well, I am one of the authors!
Rude: oooh, special! Want a spitty ghost?
Aeris: Nah! I think I'll pass...
Reno: Pass gas?
Aeris: No...That's for Cloud or Palmer to do..heh heh
Reno: True but Palmer is dead...
Aeris: Yup, he would have died soon anyway because of.....all that Lard...
Rude: (whispers to Reno)....Why doesn't Vincent talk much? He is scaring me.....
Reno: (whispers to Rude) Yeah....let's make a run for it! When I say "gay pirate" we will run ok?
Rude: (nods his head)
Reno: GAY PIRATE!! (Reno and Rude run out of the Lounge)
Aeris: What??
Vincent: I think they are gay.
Aeris:.....................me too.
(Aeris and Vincent walk in the lounge and start to watch some TV)
Aeris: Hummm, I wonder if they have any snackies here.
Vincent:..........(shrugs)
Door Bell: DING DONG!!
Aeris:...........................
Vincent:.......................
Aeris: I'll get it.
(Aeris opens the door, and a group of people are standing there. Aeris looks about the people, as if she were scouting somebody out.)
Aeris: Ah Ha! There you are Missy!!
Missy: (as a mermaid).........brrrrrrrrrrr, it is cooolllld out here....why do-do-do- they have the co-co-cold air??
Aeris: Come inside and watch TV with me and Vinny!
Missy: OK! (Wobbles into the room.)
Reno: (outside) Ummm, wanna let us back in Aeris?
Rude: Yeah, we kinda locked ourselves out of the lounge.
Aeris: Ok...(sighs)
The Gay Pirates: THANKS!
(Reno and Rude waddle into the lounge)
(Meanwhile, at Rufus' Party)
(Gay, classy music is heard about the crowd of people invited to the Halloween Party)
Tseng: Man, this party sucks, and the music is gay. Rufus didn't even hire a band.
Elena: Yeah, I know.
Tseng: Let's get outta here before this music fries my brain.
Elena: OK!
(Tseng and Elena leave the party)
(Back at the Lounge)
Door Bell: DING DONG!
(Reno and Rude both rush to the door at the same time,)
Reno: (whining) MY TURN!!
Rude: Nooooooooo! MY turn, you are so selfish. (Rude walks away.)
Reno: HAHHAHAHA I got the door bell I got the door bell! (opens the door, and sees a nun and a priest standing at the door.) Uhhh, you have to say "trick or treat" to get some candy.
Nun: Trick Or Treat!
Priest: Trick or treat!
Reno: There ya go! That's the spirit! You go get 'em lil' trooper!
Nun: (looks at the priest)
Priest: Ummm, what are these prey-tell?
Reno:..................Ghost Candies!
Nun: (looks at the priest)
Priest: Ummm, ok. (looks in the ghost)
Reno: (starts to sweat)
Priest: Reeee-noooo!
Reno: What??
Nun: What the hell is all this shit?!
Reno: Who who are you?
Priest: (takes off his hat)
Tseng: You didn't recognize me?
Nun: (takes off her bracelet)
Elena: Me neither?
Reno: Am am I in trouble?
(Dumb "trouble" music is heard in the background, Tseng and Elena look at Reno with "mad, 'I'm disappointed in you' faces")
Reno: ...................(kicks dirt)
Tseng: You're in a lot of trouble lil' man.
Reno: Au, shit.
Aeris: Where'd the dirt come from, we're in a lounge.
Missy: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Tryin to watch TV here!
Vinny: Yeah, God......
Elena: Tomorrow, you will have to pay the consicienses,.
Reno: Aw shucks!
-- Tomorrow --
Elena: Reno! Come here.
Reno: (Wobbles to Elena.)
Reno: Yeaaaaaaaah?
Elena: Follow Tseng.
(one hour later)
(Rufus' Office)
Reno: (licking an envelope) ..............(looks up and has a "who knew" face on)
Rufus: Yeah, go on with your work Reno. Lick it lick it lick it.
Reno: Shit! (licks licks licks)
Rufus: Hahahahahaha!
Rude: (peeking from the "potty vent") man, I feel as though I should tell Rufus, Elena and Tseng that I was in it too, I feel bad having to watch him......au well, it was his idea anyway, and hell, maybe he'll score with Rufus! (continues to watch for the "unexpected")
Aeris: Why the hell are you still watching them?!?!?
Rude: Why are YOU watching them??
Aeris: I've got nothing better to do, Missy scored a date with Tseng and Elena went to spy on them, so me and Vincent are left here.....with you.
Vincent: Man, this is hell.
Aeris: Hey! Can we become Turks??
Rude: Well I'd-
Aeris: Of course we can! I'm an author! (all of a sudden, Aeris and Vincent become Turks)
Rude: (looks at Aeris in awe)
Aeris: See. Told ya.. I've always wanted one of these suits!
Fin