[author's note: Isn't it great that Sephy and Elena got to be king and queen of the ball!? Excellent I say, simply brilliant.. Oh, heh, oh yeah. (ahem) I have nothing to do with Final Fantasy vii or any of their characters. I just write the fics, and you just get the visuals.]
(The next evening at the Turks Lounge)
Reno: Hey! Hard Copy's on!!
Tseng: I love it when they're so dramatic about every McDonalds accident.
Rude: Me too.
TV: Now let's go under cover at the ShinRa company Ball, and find out what they're REALLY up to. Here's secret footage of what goes on in the bathrooms: (Shows Tseng, Rude, and Sephy joking with the "citizens of Midgar")
Reno: What the hell?
Tseng: Hey, I look good!
Rude: .........
Elena: WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS?!?!?!? RUFUS IS GOING TO KILL ALL OF US!!
Reno: Shh, listen.
TV: Is ShinRa really what it seems? Or is it all a trap to mess with our heads? Coming up, is Rufus Shinra gay? More footage of what seems like he could be. We'll be back after this.
Rude: Shit.
Tseng: Rufus? Gay? What the hell?
TV: And we're back to another episode of truth....footage of the facts....and it's only on Hard Copy. Now, the question burning the minds of many, is Rufus Shinra gay? Here we have more footage of the ball, and watch what our president is saying to his male date. (TV shows Rufus screaming at someone.. err the reporter) "FINE, LEAVE!!! I NEVER GAVE A DAMN ABOUT YOU ANYWAY!!!!" There you have it, see you next time!
Reno: Rufus is gay?!?!?
Tseng: (Sweat drop)
Fin