Day 2

Need....Cheesie...Poof...Goodness....Wufei said I should take up mediatating so I gave it a shot. It didn't work. Here's what happened.

I was sitting there, my eyes shut, relaxing music playing in the back ground, Wufei was sitting a few feet away from me, probably doing the same thing. I felt a peace wash over me and then...I saw it.

A golden light came from above and a perfect bag of Cheesie Poofs floated from the sky, it shimmered and glowed as it floated. I stared at it, I think I was drooling..

And then...it spoke. It said Come closer Quatre...come and taste my cheesie poofy goodness! Eat me! Eat meeeeee!

I had to obey the bag. The cheese was god. I stumbled up to it and grabbed onto it's shiney bag and hugged it, kissing the bag over and over, thanking the great cheese god for sending its cheesie goodness to me. Suddenly I was snapped awake with a cry of INJUSTICE!!!!

Turns out I was clinging to Wufei and kissing his face over and over mumbling something about a cheese god and cheesie poof bag angels.

I never meditating with him again.