Disclaimer: tears we don't own Harry Potter or any of its characters.
Rating: G
Pairings: N/A
A/N: this is really jacked up. Lets leave it at that! We have serious issues.
Ten Steps to Voldemort
Step #1
Dumbledore whistled to himself while walking down the corridor. Then he started to mutter, "I feel pretty, oh so pretty..." (You get the point).
And then he said, "life is G-O-O-D! GRRRRREAT!"
Step #2
"Professor Dumbledore! Filch took my camera! Colin Creevey cried, wiping his eyes in Prof. Dumbledore's robes.
"Shhh... Its ok," Prof. Dumbledore said, and then proceeded to hug Colin. And the young boy did grin.
"Oh, thank you, oh mighty Dumbledore."
Step #3
"La de do da!" Colin sang as he ran down the hallway. And then he saw Mrs. Norris. "Aw! You need a hug!" And with that, the small boy hugged said feline, who 'meow'ed noisily.
Step #4
Sharp eyes peeked out at a tall blonde boy from a doorway. The creature seemed to smirk, if it were possible. And then... it POUNCED! "AH!" the boy screamed. And then the CAT purred its happiness at being with someone.
"Awwww... good kitty," Draco said, petting Mrs. Norris's head.
Step #5
Hermione glanced over each of her shoulders, trying to get away from her 'stalker'. But it was to no avail. Draco jumped out in front of her and gave her a HUGE bear hug.
The girl screamed. And then Draco sang, "put your right arm in, and put your right arm out. And put you right arm in, and shake it all about."
Step #6
Ron whistled innocently as he sneaked down the hallway after hours. He'd just been in the kitchen getting a late night snack. All of a sudden, from behind him, there came a loud 'thump thump thumping'.
Before he could turn to look, he was tackled to the ground. "Huggles Ron!" Hermione yelled, hugging Ron tightly.
Step #7
"MOM!" Ron yelled, running into his parents bedroom.
"What is it, deary?" Mrs. Weasley asked.
"I love you!" Ron yelled, and then hugged his mom happily.
Step #8
"Remus-dear. Come and drink some coffee with me!" Mrs. Weasley called up the stairs.
Lupin walked down the stairs into the kitch. "I'm not really in the mood Moll- Molly? Are you even in here? Molly?" the man asked, looking around the kitchen.
Mrs. Weasley popped out of the pantry and said brightly. "Give us a hug, dear!" And then she proceeded to hug the poor man.
Step #9
Harry sighed gloomily and sulked a little more. "Life sucks. Lets go die," he muttered.
Remus snuck up behind him quietly. "Harry!" he yelled.
The boy stopped and turned around, receiving a large hug from one happy R. J. Lupin.
Step #10
Harry walked up to Voldemort and hugged him. And a light shown from the heavens with an angelic hallelujah.
And Voldemort smiled and said, "I just wanted someone to care!" And he broke down on Harry's shoulder.
Harry patted Voldemort's head and said, "Its ok now."
A/N: And there you have it, the wonderful happy ending! wOOt!