The Kitsune vs. the Waitress
Chapter 1: Sano's a Player??
By Misao's Angel
"Oi! Jou-chan!" Hollered a slightly drunk Sanosuke on a warm summer morning, but rather than enjoying the sunshine, they were spending their day in the highly (Or rather formally highly) prospering restaurant called the Akabeko. "I didn't expect to see you here!"
"Oh no your not getting any money from me today Sagara Sanosuke! I need it to cook an extra special dinner for a certain HOT rurouni!!!! *Sigh* *Sigh* (She went on like that for the next ten minutes while remembering when Kenshin returned from the fight with Shishio, 'when he was knocked out AND shirtless I could look at him all I wanted and nobody knew')
"Um that's nice..., but If you lend me 2 yen...(sparkle of evil glimmering in his eye) I promise I wont tell "That certain HOT rurouni" you said that." Said the broke and desperate master blackmailer, Sagara Sanosuke.
"You drive a hard bargain Sanosuke, for one who owes me and Tae-san at least 50 yen each."
"So you don't care if I tell Kenshin?"
"Not at all."
"Tell Sessha what de gozaru ka?" said the "HOT rurouni" as he entered the Akabeko hoping for something to fill his aching stomach (After all, he had just projectile vomited a tanuki's horrible breakfast).
"Oh just that Jyo-chan just called you a-Mm-mph!" Kaoru cupped both of her over Sano's mouth. Sano was trying to recover his breath while the rurouni grew slightly suspicious.
"She called me what?" Kenshin said hoping that it wasn't another "Girly Shrimp", "Prettier than most girls", "He's lucky the Hiten Mitsurugi-ryu taught him to jump high, or he would never reach the cookie jar", or "I can't tell if he is a little girl or a old man" like he used to get from his Shishou. Enough with the make-fun-of-the-pushover. The short girly- looking pushover. Even Pushovers get sick of it once in a while. 'Heck! If Sessha looks so girly, why does he have women flocking over him at every second and a wife? Beat that Sanosuke.' (Kenshin's mind is a very scary place. Notice the lack of "De gozarus when no one is listening)
Kaoru laughed a cheesy laugh, and flashed Kenshin a nervous smile. Then she turned to the famous Zanza and whispered,
"Okay fine. But this will never happen again. Got it?"
"Okay!" said an astounded but happy x-street-fighter.
Tae-san, who just happened to be walking by at that moment said, "Oh, Sanosuke-san you don't have to do that! I'll let you off just this once... So, don't worry about it, 'kay?"
"B-But I Wouldn't want to be more trouble..." said the blushing Sanosuke
"Oh so worried about Tae-san are we Sanosuke?" Questioned a smirking Tanuki.
"Of c-course not." Replied the now crimson former-Zanza.
"And why not? She must be worried about you! I'll have you know that one man who paid for every other meal he ever had at the Akabeko tried to free- load just once, Tae-san wouldn't let him for anything, but she seems to have no problem letting you." Continued Kaoru with a maliciously evil grin plastered on her face. 'I smell blackmail!'
Little did Kaoru know that a hurt kitsune-onna had heard that part of the conversation. 'Why that bastard. Making it look like he cares for me, then flirting with Tae-san? And Tae-san, acting all sweet and innocent while she's stealing my boyfriend! I WONT HAVE IT!!!'
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End of Chapter 1! Sorry, it's my first attempt at Sano/Megumi relationships. Sorry if it sucks. If you are still interested, chapter 2 starts the violent catfights. No one steals a kitsune's man! Please Review!!! I don't care if you criticize! Project your feelings!
Chapter 1: Sano's a Player??
By Misao's Angel
"Oi! Jou-chan!" Hollered a slightly drunk Sanosuke on a warm summer morning, but rather than enjoying the sunshine, they were spending their day in the highly (Or rather formally highly) prospering restaurant called the Akabeko. "I didn't expect to see you here!"
"Oh no your not getting any money from me today Sagara Sanosuke! I need it to cook an extra special dinner for a certain HOT rurouni!!!! *Sigh* *Sigh* (She went on like that for the next ten minutes while remembering when Kenshin returned from the fight with Shishio, 'when he was knocked out AND shirtless I could look at him all I wanted and nobody knew')
"Um that's nice..., but If you lend me 2 yen...(sparkle of evil glimmering in his eye) I promise I wont tell "That certain HOT rurouni" you said that." Said the broke and desperate master blackmailer, Sagara Sanosuke.
"You drive a hard bargain Sanosuke, for one who owes me and Tae-san at least 50 yen each."
"So you don't care if I tell Kenshin?"
"Not at all."
"Tell Sessha what de gozaru ka?" said the "HOT rurouni" as he entered the Akabeko hoping for something to fill his aching stomach (After all, he had just projectile vomited a tanuki's horrible breakfast).
"Oh just that Jyo-chan just called you a-Mm-mph!" Kaoru cupped both of her over Sano's mouth. Sano was trying to recover his breath while the rurouni grew slightly suspicious.
"She called me what?" Kenshin said hoping that it wasn't another "Girly Shrimp", "Prettier than most girls", "He's lucky the Hiten Mitsurugi-ryu taught him to jump high, or he would never reach the cookie jar", or "I can't tell if he is a little girl or a old man" like he used to get from his Shishou. Enough with the make-fun-of-the-pushover. The short girly- looking pushover. Even Pushovers get sick of it once in a while. 'Heck! If Sessha looks so girly, why does he have women flocking over him at every second and a wife? Beat that Sanosuke.' (Kenshin's mind is a very scary place. Notice the lack of "De gozarus when no one is listening)
Kaoru laughed a cheesy laugh, and flashed Kenshin a nervous smile. Then she turned to the famous Zanza and whispered,
"Okay fine. But this will never happen again. Got it?"
"Okay!" said an astounded but happy x-street-fighter.
Tae-san, who just happened to be walking by at that moment said, "Oh, Sanosuke-san you don't have to do that! I'll let you off just this once... So, don't worry about it, 'kay?"
"B-But I Wouldn't want to be more trouble..." said the blushing Sanosuke
"Oh so worried about Tae-san are we Sanosuke?" Questioned a smirking Tanuki.
"Of c-course not." Replied the now crimson former-Zanza.
"And why not? She must be worried about you! I'll have you know that one man who paid for every other meal he ever had at the Akabeko tried to free- load just once, Tae-san wouldn't let him for anything, but she seems to have no problem letting you." Continued Kaoru with a maliciously evil grin plastered on her face. 'I smell blackmail!'
Little did Kaoru know that a hurt kitsune-onna had heard that part of the conversation. 'Why that bastard. Making it look like he cares for me, then flirting with Tae-san? And Tae-san, acting all sweet and innocent while she's stealing my boyfriend! I WONT HAVE IT!!!'
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End of Chapter 1! Sorry, it's my first attempt at Sano/Megumi relationships. Sorry if it sucks. If you are still interested, chapter 2 starts the violent catfights. No one steals a kitsune's man! Please Review!!! I don't care if you criticize! Project your feelings!