The Kitsune or the Waitress
Chapter 2- A Fox or a cat fight?
By Misao's Angel
"I'll Just have to use my wit to get him back... foxes are known to be sly, ya know..." thought the scheming Megumi.
"And of course, my feminine charms that have previously turned every man into putty, and which Tae obviously lacks. Or I could use my love potion... No that would be cheating! I must win him back with my heart. That sounds really corny. Or I could fight fire with fire... Get him jealous with a boyfriend of my own... like Ken-san!! Ooh The fun of it all! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH" laughed Megumi, with her trade-mark fox ears popping out of her scull.
Too bad she realize she was in the Kamiya dojo when she said that. In Kenshin's room, while she was supposed to be examining him. While he was in there too, staring at her with large round eyes and mumbling, "Oroo oroo oroo..." over and over again.
"Sorry Ken-san... (Then the sly kitsune came up with the perfect idea) But you know, your absolutely wonderful features just spilled all my thoughts out of my mouth in absentmindedness... Sorry, my little Ken-san..." She said while oh-so-seductively stroking his cheek.
"Kenshin just might have been seduced by this if it wasn't for the fact that... she called him "little" 'Douitsumo koitsumo,...' Too bad for Megumi that this rurouni had had enough for the day. And when the rurouni couldn't take things anymore, an entirely different part of Kenshin does. The Battousai. Kenshin started shaking violently, and his eyes rolled into the back of his head while he was screaming in excruciating pain. He flopped onto the floor, landing on his twitching back. He reached for his throat as if he were trying to free him self free from an invisible noose, then he shot up from the ground and uttered with whatever breath he still had, "T- Tomoe..." and fell over dead.
The End.
Just kidding! Really his eyes just turned a gold shade and shrank to about 1/3 (No junjou na Kanjou!) of their normal size. He glared at the woman who had her hand placed foolishly upon his cheek, and he reached out to strike her when... He looked at her eyes. 'She looks... so much like Tomoe...' he thought. And so, as expected, the little player instantly fell in love. I would usually say that he has no chance, by he is quite popular with the girls for such a girly lookin' shrimp. *POW!!!!* "What was dat for?" I said while holding my injured head. The heaving Battousai held the sakabatou so tightly that his knuckles were turning white.
"Just write the damn story and leave me the hell alone!!!"
"Awrite, Awrite"
So, continuing with the story, Kenshin or should I say "Battousai", found out that he was utterly obsessed with Megumi, who was kind of freaked out but glad that her plan would work now. So, she dragged the love-struck manslayer over to the Akabeko, and began her mischievous work. To her horror, Sanosuke was staring at Tae, and she was returning the look! This was going too far for Megumi to sit quietly any longer. First, she walked by their table like a panther, swinging her hips around in an o-so "sexy" way. But, to her dismay, Sanosuke didn't even notice her. He was STILL staring at Tae. But, she did get Kenshin to drool in satisfaction. 'Great. Just what I wanted.' She thought sarcastically. But then, she remembered the reason she brought Kenshin in the first place.
"Ken-san, your hair looks sooooo nice today. So silky smooth..." She looked over at Sano from the corner of her eye. Still starring at Tae. So she turned back to Kenshin, and continued. "And your eyes are such a beautiful shade of Gold." Sano didn't even seem to acknowledge her existence. "And your lips... so nice and soft... I could kiss them." Snuck a peek at Sano. No difference. Megumi was starting to lose her temper. "I COULD KISS THEM!!!!!" She hollered at the top of her lungs. And Sano was just staring at Tae, no recognition that Megumi was even there. She turned back to Kenshin, whose eyes were watering in supreme ecstasy. "Y-You Mean it?" The blushing hitokiri stuttered. Megumi was utterly frightened now. "I am going to beat that bastard to a pulp!!!!" Megumi growled. "Just after I take a leak." When the Kitsune stormed off into the Akabeko restrooms, Sano finally shut his eyes.
"Wooa! You're a hard one to beat Tae-san! I am never doing a staring contest against you again!"
"Hee Hee Sanosuke san! Now you owe me 2 more yen."
"Just great." Said the sarcastic x-street fighter. (Not the video Game)
When Megumi returned, she strode over casually over to the two, just in time to hear,
"Or maybe you can just repay me with a kiss..." giggled Tae in a playfull tone.
Megumi was completely outraged. So much blood was rushing to her head that she didn't even hear Sanosuke say, "Aw come on, ya know that's reserved for the kitsune" at all. With her fists tightly clenched, she belted,
"Well, you disgusting boyfriend stealing slut, I don't see why you should taint public ears here and now, when you could probably do a lot worse at whatever brothel you work for at night. Actually, I think I do see why. You probably have to submit to acting horny as a low-wage waiter in some crappy restaurant 'cuz you can even get into a brothel with your looks. Unless, of course, they think you're a man! That's perfectly understandable as well."
Tae, was at first dumbstruck. But after that last comment, words just started flowing out of her mouth like blood of a freshly cut wound. So, she said
"Why? You say I look like a guy 'cuz you don't want to believe you're a lesbian and you have a crush on me? Well, using seeing how overly obsessed you must be with me since you were spying on me the entire day, I wouldn't be surprised at all. I really wonder who you really don't want to lose in Sano and my relationship. 'Cause I don't think Sano likes you, and I don't like you, so you have no reason to be here. Get out of my restaurant.
Megumi obediently left, but only so she could plan out her next attack. 'This is going WAY too far!' she thought in angst.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Zat was chapter 2 folks! Please review! Oh yes, and next chapter, the Girls leave it up to Sano to choose who he wants. Who will it be? The Kitsune or the waitress?
Oh yes, and as for Japanese terms in this chapter- Kitsune- Fox Doitsumo Koitsumo- everybody and anybody Rurouni- Wanderer 1/3 No junjou na Kanjou- it's the name of one of the Rurouni Kenshin theme songs Hitokiri- manslayer Yen- Japanese form of money Sakabatou- reverse-edged sword
Chapter 2- A Fox or a cat fight?
By Misao's Angel
"I'll Just have to use my wit to get him back... foxes are known to be sly, ya know..." thought the scheming Megumi.
"And of course, my feminine charms that have previously turned every man into putty, and which Tae obviously lacks. Or I could use my love potion... No that would be cheating! I must win him back with my heart. That sounds really corny. Or I could fight fire with fire... Get him jealous with a boyfriend of my own... like Ken-san!! Ooh The fun of it all! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH" laughed Megumi, with her trade-mark fox ears popping out of her scull.
Too bad she realize she was in the Kamiya dojo when she said that. In Kenshin's room, while she was supposed to be examining him. While he was in there too, staring at her with large round eyes and mumbling, "Oroo oroo oroo..." over and over again.
"Sorry Ken-san... (Then the sly kitsune came up with the perfect idea) But you know, your absolutely wonderful features just spilled all my thoughts out of my mouth in absentmindedness... Sorry, my little Ken-san..." She said while oh-so-seductively stroking his cheek.
"Kenshin just might have been seduced by this if it wasn't for the fact that... she called him "little" 'Douitsumo koitsumo,...' Too bad for Megumi that this rurouni had had enough for the day. And when the rurouni couldn't take things anymore, an entirely different part of Kenshin does. The Battousai. Kenshin started shaking violently, and his eyes rolled into the back of his head while he was screaming in excruciating pain. He flopped onto the floor, landing on his twitching back. He reached for his throat as if he were trying to free him self free from an invisible noose, then he shot up from the ground and uttered with whatever breath he still had, "T- Tomoe..." and fell over dead.
The End.
Just kidding! Really his eyes just turned a gold shade and shrank to about 1/3 (No junjou na Kanjou!) of their normal size. He glared at the woman who had her hand placed foolishly upon his cheek, and he reached out to strike her when... He looked at her eyes. 'She looks... so much like Tomoe...' he thought. And so, as expected, the little player instantly fell in love. I would usually say that he has no chance, by he is quite popular with the girls for such a girly lookin' shrimp. *POW!!!!* "What was dat for?" I said while holding my injured head. The heaving Battousai held the sakabatou so tightly that his knuckles were turning white.
"Just write the damn story and leave me the hell alone!!!"
"Awrite, Awrite"
So, continuing with the story, Kenshin or should I say "Battousai", found out that he was utterly obsessed with Megumi, who was kind of freaked out but glad that her plan would work now. So, she dragged the love-struck manslayer over to the Akabeko, and began her mischievous work. To her horror, Sanosuke was staring at Tae, and she was returning the look! This was going too far for Megumi to sit quietly any longer. First, she walked by their table like a panther, swinging her hips around in an o-so "sexy" way. But, to her dismay, Sanosuke didn't even notice her. He was STILL staring at Tae. But, she did get Kenshin to drool in satisfaction. 'Great. Just what I wanted.' She thought sarcastically. But then, she remembered the reason she brought Kenshin in the first place.
"Ken-san, your hair looks sooooo nice today. So silky smooth..." She looked over at Sano from the corner of her eye. Still starring at Tae. So she turned back to Kenshin, and continued. "And your eyes are such a beautiful shade of Gold." Sano didn't even seem to acknowledge her existence. "And your lips... so nice and soft... I could kiss them." Snuck a peek at Sano. No difference. Megumi was starting to lose her temper. "I COULD KISS THEM!!!!!" She hollered at the top of her lungs. And Sano was just staring at Tae, no recognition that Megumi was even there. She turned back to Kenshin, whose eyes were watering in supreme ecstasy. "Y-You Mean it?" The blushing hitokiri stuttered. Megumi was utterly frightened now. "I am going to beat that bastard to a pulp!!!!" Megumi growled. "Just after I take a leak." When the Kitsune stormed off into the Akabeko restrooms, Sano finally shut his eyes.
"Wooa! You're a hard one to beat Tae-san! I am never doing a staring contest against you again!"
"Hee Hee Sanosuke san! Now you owe me 2 more yen."
"Just great." Said the sarcastic x-street fighter. (Not the video Game)
When Megumi returned, she strode over casually over to the two, just in time to hear,
"Or maybe you can just repay me with a kiss..." giggled Tae in a playfull tone.
Megumi was completely outraged. So much blood was rushing to her head that she didn't even hear Sanosuke say, "Aw come on, ya know that's reserved for the kitsune" at all. With her fists tightly clenched, she belted,
"Well, you disgusting boyfriend stealing slut, I don't see why you should taint public ears here and now, when you could probably do a lot worse at whatever brothel you work for at night. Actually, I think I do see why. You probably have to submit to acting horny as a low-wage waiter in some crappy restaurant 'cuz you can even get into a brothel with your looks. Unless, of course, they think you're a man! That's perfectly understandable as well."
Tae, was at first dumbstruck. But after that last comment, words just started flowing out of her mouth like blood of a freshly cut wound. So, she said
"Why? You say I look like a guy 'cuz you don't want to believe you're a lesbian and you have a crush on me? Well, using seeing how overly obsessed you must be with me since you were spying on me the entire day, I wouldn't be surprised at all. I really wonder who you really don't want to lose in Sano and my relationship. 'Cause I don't think Sano likes you, and I don't like you, so you have no reason to be here. Get out of my restaurant.
Megumi obediently left, but only so she could plan out her next attack. 'This is going WAY too far!' she thought in angst.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Zat was chapter 2 folks! Please review! Oh yes, and next chapter, the Girls leave it up to Sano to choose who he wants. Who will it be? The Kitsune or the waitress?
Oh yes, and as for Japanese terms in this chapter- Kitsune- Fox Doitsumo Koitsumo- everybody and anybody Rurouni- Wanderer 1/3 No junjou na Kanjou- it's the name of one of the Rurouni Kenshin theme songs Hitokiri- manslayer Yen- Japanese form of money Sakabatou- reverse-edged sword