Author's Notes: Well, I finally had the time to put up another chapter. Nothing much to say about this, other than it's dedicated to all my friends, whom without their moronic behavior and random acts of humor, this story would have never been possible. Hears to many more years of dubbing! I love you all.
Disclaimer: Nobody reads these anymore...._()
Castle of Cagliostro
The Search for Babies and Shoes
scene 3
(Lupin and Jigen have just driven up to the border of Cagliostro guarded by two men)
Lupin: Why, hello there young man! *Wearing shades*
Guard: I know that's you, Lupin...
Lupin: Damn it!
Jigen: I told you this was a stupid idea! *Rips off Rabbi beard*
Guard: Listen guys, I'm gonna need to see some ID and your word that you won't do anything....
Lupin: Why, of course.... Let me just get it out of my...*Steps on gas and drives away*
Guard: Damn, that's the second time this has happened in the past week...
Guard #2: Shouldn't we go after them...?
Guard: *Thinks about it* Naw, I'm too tired...
Scene 4
Jigen: Great plan, dumb ass...
Lupin: You're just jealous cause I didn't have to wear the beard...
Jigen: Beard this! *Throws beard at Lupin's face*
Lupin: AHHHHHH!!! KILL IT!!! KILL IT!!!! *Throws beard out window and runs over it six times*
Jigen: So, where are we now?
Lupin: Why, we're in Cagliostro, of course! The place of the best shoes in the world!
Jigen: I'm sure...
Lupin:.....And best babies, too! *wink*
Jigen: Don't make me punch you again...
Lupin: Oh, c'mon Jigen! Just think about it! We'll both be parents! You'll be the mother, and I'll be the mother!
Jigen: I seriously hope you're just kidding...
Lupin: Yup, we'll both be mothers...
Jigen: Hello? Are you listening?
Lupin: We'll just get a nice baby...
Jigen: *Rolls eyes* I'm not being a mother...
Lupin: Okay, you wanna be the father?
Jigen: NO!
(Suddenly, the tire pops and the little, yellow car comes to a halt.)
Jigen: Good grief, man! No we've broke down thanks to you!
Lupin:*Looks down at flat tire*Damn! *Ponders for a moment* I think the only solution for this, is to buy a baby...
Jigen: I don't wanna baby!
Lupin: All right, we'll play Rock, Paper, Scissors!
Jigen: You're on!
(Lupin wins)
Lupin: Hee hee! Now we get a baby!
Jigen: Damn it! All right, then...I'm just walking...*Takes out extra tire from trunk* And I'm taking this tire with me!
Lupin: Just change the damn tire, Jigen...
(While Jigen was complaining and mumbling, Lupin heard a loud screech of a tire and turned around to see what it was. A woman in a wedding dress was speeding down the road with many men chasing after her)
Lupin: Hey, Jigen! Let's go help that...
(Scene cut)
Lupin: *Holding the woman in his right arm and hanging from a rope attached to a root from the other* Hey, nice shoes!
Woman: Eeeekkk!!!! Get away from me! *Starts slapping him*
Lupin: All right, all right, take it easy...Don't sweat off your shoes...
(He begins lowering the both of them down to the ground when all of a sudden the root breaks under their weight.
Lupin: Awww great.......*Falls to the ground and gets knocked out*
Woman: *Runs over to the river, takes off her glove and dips it in the water. She then begins to wipe Lupin's face with it*
Lupin: *In his sleep* Uhhh, auuugh....BABY! Gaahhh.....Baby shoes!!!
Woman: Man, what a freak.... *Hears a boat motor coming with the men chasing her on it* Oops, gotta go... *Leaves her glove with Lupin*
Jigen: *Runs over* Lupin! What the hell happened?!
Lupin: *Rubs his eyes*.....Hey! Where'd that beautiful baby go...?
Jigen: There was a scene cut a little while ago.....Do you know what I missed...?
Lupin: Basically you and I just ignored the laws of physics and drove up the side of a cliff...
Jigen: Ah, okay...
Lupin: *Feels something in the glove* Hmmm? Maybe it's a shoe...*Pulls it out* Damn, it's just a ring!
Jigen: Maybe we could pawn it and get some money...
Lupin: And then buy some shoes?!
Jigen: *Looking scared* Yeah....sure....
Lupin: *Sneaky smile* Maybe I could buy a baby for us!
Jigen: *Punches him*
Author's Notes: *Looks at what she's written* Yes, yes, I feel your pain... So! Questions? Comments? Death threats? *gulp* o_0.....Send them to me. I'd appreciate some reviews. Bye guys!