Ryan Adams isn't a cure.
Oasis isn't a cure.
Any version of "Wonderwall" isn't a cure.
Shoes aren't a cure.
Online shopping isn't a cure.
Trying to get in touch with her best friend isn't a cure.
Playing online checkers isn't a cure.
Re-reading the letter isn't a cure.
Crying herself to sleep isn't a cure.
The new issues of "Seventeen", "Us Weekly", and "Teen People" aren't a cure.
Ice cream isn't a cure.
Tanning isn't a cure.
A bubble bath isn't a cure.
Moping around the mall isn't a cure.
Painting her toenails isn't a cure.
She has to realize there's only one cure for her sickness and the cure is on his boat, which is named after her, on a trip to Tahiti or Catalina or some warm place where nobody speaks English. She knows she's sick. She just wants to get better.