I love to eat, all sorts of stuff, cheese pizza, hot dogs, kielbasa, sandwiches from the Carnegie deli, pretzels with extra salt, Chinese food, burgers with fries. But even more than eating I like to watch her eat. She's not like some women, she doesn't pick like a bird; she eats honestly.

Sometimes she just about kills me, like when I offer her a French fry and she absentmindedly roots through the entire box for just the one she wants, and then she looks at me so hurt like when I want the box back. Of course the worst is when she's eating something sort of phallic looking like a hot dog or one of those Chinese pot stickers and she'll kind of stop with it part way in her mouth like she's changed her mind or something. I know she doesn't realize what it looks like, but God sometimes it's just so damn sexy, and it 'bothers' me. I end up having to get up to get away from that vision of her before I embarrass myself.

I know if Rey ever realizes I've got this little crush on the Lieu, he's gonna start preaching at me. Probably tell me I should transfer out of the precinct or something. Rey is such a prude about some things, and the idea of his partner wanting his married boss that way would totally freak out that Catholic brain of his. Hell, it's had me thinking about going to confession a time or two and I'm so minimally Catholic as to be laughable.

Damn thinking about this is making me hungry. Somehow I can't get the thought of licking, no better yet, sucking chocolate kisses, out of my mind.