Airplane rides can be VERY boring. so, have Barbossa entertain you with some of his MAGNiFiCENT poetry. Magnificint... yeah right.
And now onto the wonderful disclaimer...
Disclaimer- I DO NOT own Barbossa (or his shiny medallion) some one else does. Maybe I should try E-Bay. With that medallion I could be pretty rich...
Oh slick, shiny medallion of mine
I wish I were with you all of the time.
I stole you from the chest,
With all the rest
And we spent them on glorious days.
But then you were lost,
Gone a stray
That stupid Bootstrap got in your way.
Cursed men like us usually don't worry,
But we had to find you, and in a hurry.
I tortured my crew, gave them no food
Argh, and they thought that I was rude.
We needed to get you back,
To get rid of this curse
If we didn't then who knows,
Things might have come to worse.
We got all the rest
And put them in the chest,
But you still, were gone.
I wondered where you were,
If they treated you right
Argh matey, you gave me such a fright.
Alas, thanks to Jack,
He finally got you back
And in my hands you will stay.
But, then I was shot,
I could hold you not
And you were put in the chest.
I hope you find peace with all the other gold,
I hope that you are not bought,
Nor sold.
So, this is the end,
I must say good-bye
For I am afraid,
I have a tear in me eye.
I hope you have a good life, medallion of mine
I hope I will see you but one more time.
Ta-da!!.. So what'd you think of it.. Maybe it wasn't so MAGNiFiCENT after all .::.