Science Rejections chapter 14. By Omega. Don't nick.

Gaaah. I can't make excuses. I was slacking.

Okay, I can't remember the name of the teacher, dubbed or original, so
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Laura sat in class, listening to a lecture the teacher was giving about recent scientific advances in the world... when something occurred to Laura, and she raised her hand.

"Yes, Laura?" her teacher said. "Do you have a question?"

Laura nodded. "Yes, I do. My daddy says that animal experimentation is allowed, just as long as it isn't cruel."

"Yes, that's true."

"What makes an experiment cruel?" she pondered aloud, her lower lip sticking out slightly.

"Well, that's a hard question. If they're what's considered a lower animal, like a rodent... then only if it's mass mutilation with no apparent reason..."

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Boss pounded his fist on the table. "No, no, NO, Stan! You just don't understand!"

"I'm not sure what you're trying to MAKE me understand," said a slightly confused Stan. "Why can't I go check out the girlie hamster?"

Boss snorted. "She's very upset. And she's sleeping. But I'm trying to tell you my master plan!"

"Can I look at her afterwards?" Stan asked, hope twinkling in his eyes.

Boss sighed and put a paw to his face. "Whatever. Come on, just listen."

Dexter shook his head. In attendance was Boss, Stan, Sandy, Panda, Hamtaro, Jingle, and Snoozer. However, Snoozer and Jingle were sleeping; Morpheous was asleep in one of the other rooms. "It's not possible for a group of little hamsters like us to take down a whole laboratory, Boss."

"It's possible if I say it's possible! This poor girl, and all her friends, have been through so much pain! We've GOTTA do something!" Boss objected.

Sandy nodded, clenching her ribbon nervously between her front paws. "I totally agree, Boss, but what CAN we do?"

Boss smiled mischievously and motioned at the group. "Come closer..." They all excitedly moved in, and Boss lowered his voice. "Alright now, here's the plan..."

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It'll be all over soon! But worry not, I'm making a sequel! n_n Until next time, kisses, love, and BLOOD FROM THE SKYYYYYYYY