Elves of Our Lives
Disclaimer: I don't own any of it. I own a pad of orange sticky-notes... but
not any of the characters. sobs
Gandalf:coughs Like sands couch through an hack hack hourglass wheeze hack these are hack cough hack the elves pass out from coughing spasms
Ambulance guy 1: rushes out with a stretcher
Ambulance guys 1 & 2: picks up Gandalf and tosses him on the stretcher rushes out making "wwwwwwhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr" noises
Raoul: Well since Gandalf has passed out from coughing spasms, I GET HIS PART!!! dances around a bit Ermm.. Sorry. Hem hem. Sands couch through an hack hack hourglass wheeze hack these are hack cough hack Oh forget this. Puts up a "This spot is cursed" sign stomps off
Hermione: I demand to know why I'm here! I'm not an elf!
All other non-elfin peoples unto which I dragged into this story: agree
Me: Because I said so. So get back to work.
All other non-elfin peoples unto which I dragged into this story & Hermione: scrubs various things for example a toaster, a hair dryer, a tree, cobblestones, and grass blades
Lemony: snaps camera
Camera: flash
Lemony: OK. Now to the left a bit. Perfect.snap snap
Jon: Erg... Spots...spots... How much longer till I'm done in this stupid pit?!
an anvil falls on him
large heavy and sharp objects including pianos, ships, rods, logs, and school food, fell on him
Jon: moans
Lemony: Oops. Must have pressed the "fall" button a little early.
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Artemis: standing on Jon's throne holding the crown and dominion jewel Victoryyyyyyyyyy and Toorrtaaaaaaallllllll!! Argh gets hit with a broom
Thayet: beating Artemis with a broom and smack stay smack out smack smakety smack
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Aphrodite (m/m means my memos sooo. m/m: just cuz I couldn't think of anyone else relatively worthy of Legolas. Sooo I said what the hey, I'll just use a Greek goddess) :Do you think the magenta or the flaming pink flamingo nail polish go best with the pink dress I got for going to the dance on Friday?
muffled telephoneyish reply
Aphrodite: The turquoise turtle? Ohhh I see. Ok. Ok. No way! She didn't!A broom you say? Uhh! That person!! You see her? She's running after you? Okey-dokey. See ya Arty! flips cell phone
Legolas: Who was that?
Gimli: Yea who's Arty?
Aphrodite: Artemis... You know the cute little boy who wants to take over Tortall.
Legolas: Why does he get a nick name? pouts
Aphrodite: He's got a good nick name name. matter of factlyish
One of her many guy-fans: I wanna nick name!
Aphrodite: Couldn't hear because he's too far away in the crowds of her guy-fans snaps fingers We're out.
Everyone: Leaves
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Lemony:throws toaster at Daine
Daine: Numair! Lemony threw a toaster at me!
Numair: says uniteligible stuff
Lemony: sprouts limbs and turns into a tree
Daine and Numair: laugh manically
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Curious George: Hey you stole my name!
George: Nuh-uh! Pshaw!
argument rages on for hours
both stomp off to rally forces
CG: Come little zoo friends! Come help me defeat evil pig-killing (the warthogs looked pissed) name-stealing man!!
opens all cages
animals roar
George: Come little thieve/warrior friends! opens door
crowd roars
both crowds rush forward
clash
a big dust cloud rises up
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George: rubs hands together as if to get imaginary dust off them OK. Good work!
Light Fingers: Looks at all the cages Umm looks like the zoo moved.
CG: We will not give up! Never!
Alanna: Shut up you stupid monkey! throws a banana
CG: Ooo goodie! Banana! grabs and peels banana which slipped just out of his grasp because it's unpeeled
CG: NOOOOOOO!! THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END
My last memo for today: Well I've been lazy a little bit busy. I was going to get this up yesterday but we went to a hospital. Surprise surprise! It was my step-dad who planned this unexpected little visit to his mom! WOW. I love hospitals! The wonderful queasy feeling in your stomach which makes you want to hurl... Annieways (for dishy) I better shut up. Oh and my step-grandma is fine. Sooos. Gotta go now. Bye til a little bit. (maybe)
Gandalf:coughs Like sands couch through an hack hack hourglass wheeze hack these are hack cough hack the elves pass out from coughing spasms
Ambulance guy 1: rushes out with a stretcher
Ambulance guys 1 & 2: picks up Gandalf and tosses him on the stretcher rushes out making "wwwwwwhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr" noises
Raoul: Well since Gandalf has passed out from coughing spasms, I GET HIS PART!!! dances around a bit Ermm.. Sorry. Hem hem. Sands couch through an hack hack hourglass wheeze hack these are hack cough hack Oh forget this. Puts up a "This spot is cursed" sign stomps off
Hermione: I demand to know why I'm here! I'm not an elf!
All other non-elfin peoples unto which I dragged into this story: agree
Me: Because I said so. So get back to work.
All other non-elfin peoples unto which I dragged into this story & Hermione: scrubs various things for example a toaster, a hair dryer, a tree, cobblestones, and grass blades
Lemony: snaps camera
Camera: flash
Lemony: OK. Now to the left a bit. Perfect.snap snap
Jon: Erg... Spots...spots... How much longer till I'm done in this stupid pit?!
an anvil falls on him
large heavy and sharp objects including pianos, ships, rods, logs, and school food, fell on him
Jon: moans
Lemony: Oops. Must have pressed the "fall" button a little early.
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Artemis: standing on Jon's throne holding the crown and dominion jewel Victoryyyyyyyyyy and Toorrtaaaaaaallllllll!! Argh gets hit with a broom
Thayet: beating Artemis with a broom and smack stay smack out smack smakety smack
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Aphrodite (m/m means my memos sooo. m/m: just cuz I couldn't think of anyone else relatively worthy of Legolas. Sooo I said what the hey, I'll just use a Greek goddess) :Do you think the magenta or the flaming pink flamingo nail polish go best with the pink dress I got for going to the dance on Friday?
muffled telephoneyish reply
Aphrodite: The turquoise turtle? Ohhh I see. Ok. Ok. No way! She didn't!A broom you say? Uhh! That person!! You see her? She's running after you? Okey-dokey. See ya Arty! flips cell phone
Legolas: Who was that?
Gimli: Yea who's Arty?
Aphrodite: Artemis... You know the cute little boy who wants to take over Tortall.
Legolas: Why does he get a nick name? pouts
Aphrodite: He's got a good nick name name. matter of factlyish
One of her many guy-fans: I wanna nick name!
Aphrodite: Couldn't hear because he's too far away in the crowds of her guy-fans snaps fingers We're out.
Everyone: Leaves
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Lemony:throws toaster at Daine
Daine: Numair! Lemony threw a toaster at me!
Numair: says uniteligible stuff
Lemony: sprouts limbs and turns into a tree
Daine and Numair: laugh manically
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRST
Curious George: Hey you stole my name!
George: Nuh-uh! Pshaw!
argument rages on for hours
both stomp off to rally forces
CG: Come little zoo friends! Come help me defeat evil pig-killing (the warthogs looked pissed) name-stealing man!!
opens all cages
animals roar
George: Come little thieve/warrior friends! opens door
crowd roars
both crowds rush forward
clash
a big dust cloud rises up
-.0000002355 seconds later-
George: rubs hands together as if to get imaginary dust off them OK. Good work!
Light Fingers: Looks at all the cages Umm looks like the zoo moved.
CG: We will not give up! Never!
Alanna: Shut up you stupid monkey! throws a banana
CG: Ooo goodie! Banana! grabs and peels banana which slipped just out of his grasp because it's unpeeled
CG: NOOOOOOO!! THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END
My last memo for today: Well I've been lazy a little bit busy. I was going to get this up yesterday but we went to a hospital. Surprise surprise! It was my step-dad who planned this unexpected little visit to his mom! WOW. I love hospitals! The wonderful queasy feeling in your stomach which makes you want to hurl... Annieways (for dishy) I better shut up. Oh and my step-grandma is fine. Sooos. Gotta go now. Bye til a little bit. (maybe)