The Bored Girl
-An Attempt at a Children's Story-
Once upon a time, there was a girl who was extremely bored.... Girl: Change girl to boy and you're already copyrighting Phantom Tollbooth! LET ME FINISH BEFOR YOU CALL THE PUBLISHER!!! Anyways, she was very bored. No one on the internet had updated their stories or web-comics. Everything on TV was a re-run. Girl:watching TV How many times will I see Yugi beat Pegasus?!? Watch it on week ends... She was SO bored she even thought about reading a book but she knew that was preposterous! So she stared at the ceiling. Girl: Wheeee Yeah, well... then she sneezed into her hands and a handsome young fairy boy came out into her hands. Girl: WHAT THE— NO CURSING! Fairy: GAH! It was all wet and sticky in there.... Girl: I sneezed you out... you think I'm happy?!? Fairy: Blow your nose once in awhile! BACK to the story... Girl: I SNEEZED OUT A BLOODY FAIRY!!! I NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR! NOW!! Fairy: I get paid $30 an hour so drag it all you want snotty... Girl: I am NOT snotty! GUYS! OBEY ME! THE AUTHOR! Both: fine.... Thank you...Now, the Bored ness fairy, Fairy: How unique.... YES! Err... Well, the Bored ness Fairy has come to take the girl to a magical land. Fairy: Follow me..... goes out door here we are.... Where's the magical teleportation? Girl: Wasn't this the living room? Fairy: Things change. Girl: Where are we? Fairy: The kingdom of Magical De-Boarding Place of Floating Things! Girl: .... Fairy: ... ... Yeah well, here's the Prince! Prince: come from nowhere WHERE"S THE KIITYS?!?! Fairy and Girl: kitties...? Prince: I was promised cute kitties! Later ok? Prince: .... Now, the kingdom of Magical De-Boarding Place of Floating Things is in danger. The prince needed the girl's help. Prince; I need your help bored girl! Would she help him? Prince: Will you help me? She had to think about it because she didn't know what kind of place this was. Girl: Let me think about it... are you, by chance, a molester...? REMINDER: CHILDEREN'S BOOK! NO MOLESTING! Prince: Me? Molest? Never! Fairy: riiiiiiiight... Girl: coughs Prince: The Kingdom of Ma— Girl: Say it and I go homicidal on you... Prince: Ahem... You need to stop the demon before he kills us all. Girl: How do I do THAT? Don't you have an army or something? Prince: well... no...HERE! shoves sword in her hands Beware the snarling nostrils, blank eyes full of evil, and blood dripping fangs! runs away Girl: ... Fairy: Blank eyes full of evil? Is that possible? Demon's Voice: YES, IT IS! FOR I HAVE THEM! Girl: Who said that? Demon: appears. Is short fat and stubby I DID! FEAR ME! Girl: Holy... Fairy: oooo scary... ENOUGH! Ok so now the girl stood opposed to the fierce demon of the Magical De-boarding Place of Floating Things. She had to be heroic and use the sword's secret hidden magic to- Girl: steps on demon Demon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! is squished Fairy: fairly simply... Prince: YOU SAVED US! Girl: Us? Where is everyone else? Fairy: Floating .... Somewhere.... Prince: ANYWAYS! I must marry the brave savior of this kingdom and make her my wife! Girl: I don't even know your bloody name!! Are you nuts? Prince: Look, I just want the kitty and ish all good... Girl: I wanna go home... Adult Swim will be on soon... Fairy: Long as I get my money! SO! Thanks to the bored girl's bravery the kingdom was saved, the fairy got his payment, prince got his kitty, and the girl was not bored any more!
THE END!
-An Attempt at a Children's Story-
Once upon a time, there was a girl who was extremely bored.... Girl: Change girl to boy and you're already copyrighting Phantom Tollbooth! LET ME FINISH BEFOR YOU CALL THE PUBLISHER!!! Anyways, she was very bored. No one on the internet had updated their stories or web-comics. Everything on TV was a re-run. Girl:watching TV How many times will I see Yugi beat Pegasus?!? Watch it on week ends... She was SO bored she even thought about reading a book but she knew that was preposterous! So she stared at the ceiling. Girl: Wheeee Yeah, well... then she sneezed into her hands and a handsome young fairy boy came out into her hands. Girl: WHAT THE— NO CURSING! Fairy: GAH! It was all wet and sticky in there.... Girl: I sneezed you out... you think I'm happy?!? Fairy: Blow your nose once in awhile! BACK to the story... Girl: I SNEEZED OUT A BLOODY FAIRY!!! I NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR! NOW!! Fairy: I get paid $30 an hour so drag it all you want snotty... Girl: I am NOT snotty! GUYS! OBEY ME! THE AUTHOR! Both: fine.... Thank you...Now, the Bored ness fairy, Fairy: How unique.... YES! Err... Well, the Bored ness Fairy has come to take the girl to a magical land. Fairy: Follow me..... goes out door here we are.... Where's the magical teleportation? Girl: Wasn't this the living room? Fairy: Things change. Girl: Where are we? Fairy: The kingdom of Magical De-Boarding Place of Floating Things! Girl: .... Fairy: ... ... Yeah well, here's the Prince! Prince: come from nowhere WHERE"S THE KIITYS?!?! Fairy and Girl: kitties...? Prince: I was promised cute kitties! Later ok? Prince: .... Now, the kingdom of Magical De-Boarding Place of Floating Things is in danger. The prince needed the girl's help. Prince; I need your help bored girl! Would she help him? Prince: Will you help me? She had to think about it because she didn't know what kind of place this was. Girl: Let me think about it... are you, by chance, a molester...? REMINDER: CHILDEREN'S BOOK! NO MOLESTING! Prince: Me? Molest? Never! Fairy: riiiiiiiight... Girl: coughs Prince: The Kingdom of Ma— Girl: Say it and I go homicidal on you... Prince: Ahem... You need to stop the demon before he kills us all. Girl: How do I do THAT? Don't you have an army or something? Prince: well... no...HERE! shoves sword in her hands Beware the snarling nostrils, blank eyes full of evil, and blood dripping fangs! runs away Girl: ... Fairy: Blank eyes full of evil? Is that possible? Demon's Voice: YES, IT IS! FOR I HAVE THEM! Girl: Who said that? Demon: appears. Is short fat and stubby I DID! FEAR ME! Girl: Holy... Fairy: oooo scary... ENOUGH! Ok so now the girl stood opposed to the fierce demon of the Magical De-boarding Place of Floating Things. She had to be heroic and use the sword's secret hidden magic to- Girl: steps on demon Demon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! is squished Fairy: fairly simply... Prince: YOU SAVED US! Girl: Us? Where is everyone else? Fairy: Floating .... Somewhere.... Prince: ANYWAYS! I must marry the brave savior of this kingdom and make her my wife! Girl: I don't even know your bloody name!! Are you nuts? Prince: Look, I just want the kitty and ish all good... Girl: I wanna go home... Adult Swim will be on soon... Fairy: Long as I get my money! SO! Thanks to the bored girl's bravery the kingdom was saved, the fairy got his payment, prince got his kitty, and the girl was not bored any more!
THE END!