Scene Seven: And now, for something completely different…
[Tidus returns to the Calm Lands, where Wakka is disgusted to find Tidus was stupid enough to sell a chocobo for beans, but decides to cook them anyway. However, one falls to the ground when Tidus hands them over. Back in the woods, Seymour and Rumoluf run into Yuna, who has just fled the Ball. Seymour covers for her when Auron and Cid ask if he has seen the girl. Yuna then sits down for a moment to catch her breath, and Seymour asks her about the festival, especially the monk Auron.]
Yuna: He's a very nice monk.
Seymour: And--?
Yuna: And—
It's a very nice Ball.
Seymour: And--?
Yuna: And—
When I entered, they trumpeted.
Seymour: And--?
The monk--?
Yuna: Oh, the monk?
Seymour: Yes, the monk!
Yuna: Well, he's tall.
Seymour: Is that all?
Did you dance?
Is he charming?
They say that he's charming.
Yuna: We did nothing but dance.
Seymour: Yes--?
And--?
Yuna: And it made a nice change.
Seymour: No, the monk!
Yuna: Oh, the monk?
Seymour: Yes, the monk.
Yuna: He has charm for a monk, I guess...
Seymour: Guess?
Yuna: I don't meet a wide range.
Seymour: Did he bow?
Was he cold and polite?
Yuna: And it's all very strange.
Seymour: Did he speak? Did he flirt?
Could you tell right away how strong he was?
Is he sensitive, clever, well mannered, considerate, talented, charming,
As strong as he's handsome, as wise as he's rich,
Is he everything you've ever wanted?
Yuna: Would I know?
Seymour: Well, I'd know. [Giggles]
Yuna: But how can you know what you want
Till you get what you want
And you see if you like it?
Seymour: Would I know?
Yuna: All I know is--
Seymour: I never wish--
Yuna: What I want most of all--
Seymour: Just within reason.
Yuna: Is to know what I want.
Seymour: When you can't have what you want,
Where's the profit in wishing?
Both: He's a very nice monk...
[As the first chime of midnight sounds…]
Seymour: What I wouldn't give to be in your shoes.
Yuna: Will you look over there, an enormous beanstalk growing next to that little hut!
Seymour [looking down at Yuna's feet]: I mean slippers… as pure as gil.
Yuna: I must get home.
Seymour: I need your shoes! Wait!
[Rumoluf and Yuna run off in different directions. After a moment of hesitation, Seymour runs off after the chocobo.]