Authors Note: I don't own Gundam Wing...or any other characters/series listed in this fic...
P.S. I got this idea after reading some other fan fics and started noticing a trend...this is completely a parody...no suing allowed... and OH! ...this is NOT yaoi! Sorry.
~*~*~*~*~*~
Meeting of the Secret Order of the Silent
Duo frowned as he watched Trowa and Heero walk out the door. They did this every week and wouldn't tell him where they were going and it just drove him nuts not knowing. So he waited till they left and then followed them quietly...tonight he would find out what this 'secret' of theirs was. He followed them downtown and into a red brick building. There were no signs on the doors or the building itself and no one was standing around so he walked quietly in and went in the direction he heard footsteps. He watched from the shadows as Trowa and Heero walked through some curtains into a large room that was filled with tables...and chairs...and people sitting in the chairs and the tables...and lots of them too. 'What???' Duo's mind screamed...'They go to parties and didn't invite me???' He sneaked up to the curtains and frowned as he peeked around...something was wrong...it was quiet...too quiet...
Heero and Trowa sat down at a table across from some other men.
Heero: "..."
Trowa: "..."
D: "..." (from Vampire Hunter D)
Maphisto: "..." *curt nod* (from Demon City Shinjuku)
Kenshin: "...." (Battousai ... from Samurai X [Kenshin OVA])
Duo watched as not a word was spoken between the men, but they all had 'acknowledged' one another. He looked over at another table where it 'seemed' another conversation was going on.
Spike: "...." *twirling a shot glass on the table* (from Cowboy Bebop)
Sesshoumaru: "....!" *watching the glass twirl without spilling a drop* (From Inu Yasha)
Allen: "...." *nods and grins* (From Escaflowne)
Zell: "...." *picks up his own glass and does the same as Spike* (From Slayers)
Duo blinked, 'This is incredible' he thought. 'Not a word is being spoken...but they seem to be conversing....' He looked back at Heero and Trowa.
Trowa: "....?" *looking at D*
D: "...."
Trowa: "....!"
Heero: "...." *dead stare at Kenshin*
Kenshin: "...." *dead stare at Heero*
Maphisto: "...." *sweatdrop at Heero and Kenshin*
Duo's eyes went wide as he saw Heero begin to reach for his gun and Kenshin for his sword. No one else seemed to notice it and he didn't want something bad to happen. Suddenly he bounded out from his hiding spot, "HI GUYS!!!!!!"
Everyone else turned and looked at the man who disturbed their silence..."......."
"Eerr....uhh..." Duo looked around for 'something' to get him out of this 'spot'. "Hey Tro...Heero...just...wanted to know...what...you guys...were doing..."
Eyes shifted to Trowa and Heero. "...."
Heero and Trowa glared at Duo. ".....!"
"Uh...." Duo gulped.
Spike stood up, "You know, Duo...it isn't nice to barge in on someone's meeting."
Duo spun and looked at the man with green hair, "Hai...hai...hai...I know....err...how'd you know my name?" *sweatdrop*
Spike shrugged slightly, "Trowa told me..."
Duo blinked and looked back and forth between the two, "But...bu..but...he hasn't said a word since he's been here!!!!!"
Spiked nodded slightly, "Didn't have to...now...I think you should leave."
Duo blinked and looked between everyone, backing up slowly. "Sounds ...good..." He quickly spun and ran out the door, then ran all the way home. "I have to tell the guys...!!!"
Heero looked at Spike, "...."
Spike nodded, "Yeah...I know he'll tell the others..."
Kenshin: "...." (we should kill them if they bother us from now on)
Zell: "....!" *agreeing with Kenshin*
Trowa: "....!!!" *angrily disagreeing*
D: "...." (lets wait and see what happens)
~*~*~*~*~*~
Ok...thats that...this was just a one time shot at a parody...so unless there are TONS of reviews...there will be no more to this! Ja ne!