I can't believe so many people liked this story! I have some very evil
things in mind for our beloved elf, but trust me, he'll have a great time
while doing so!
Diclaimer:..
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What? I would have thought the word 'disclaimer' would be enough to tell you all I don't own X-men.
Chap 2: Training day
Jean mentally held down a struggling elf while looking over her shoulder. "Kitty, how's his programming coming?
"Almost finished." She smiled over at Kurt, who was madly trying to get away from Jean. Jubilee had bought him sets of-he really thought he would die from embarassment. Hello Kitty and pink glittery thongs, and what he admitted in the very far back corner of his brain was very cute, Mighty Mouse boxers. She was trying to get him to wear the Power Rangers bikini cut underwear, and he was fighting for all he was worth to escape these insane women.
Kitty continued. "You're gonna look good, babe. Every guy in school will be chasing after you."
"Oh joy," Kurt was not looking forward to this. If anybody recognized him- hari kari would most seriously become an option.
"No, no, that's just what we want," Rogue almost purred. "Now you get to see what its like to have guys chase you when you don't want them too. Hope you got some good comebacks ready, 'cuz you're gonna get the worst pick-up lines every written."
Jean was in charge of Kristina's hair, Rahne for make-up, Rogue and Kitty picked out and programmed clothes. (At least for his upper half. Kurt had refused, even on pain of castration, to wear a bra. The girls had allowed this, as they weren't really doing this to embarrass him. So they had to make a special holo program to simulate real breasts.) Jubilee, the shopping queen, went to work finding him actual shoes he could wear that were the closest thing to heels they could find in his unique size.
Amara had the job of being Kurt's voice coach. This was especially hard, because his voice just started to get a little deeper, so getting him to talk soprano convincingly was a lot of work. But he mastered it in the end.
Surprisingly enough, no one except Kitty caught the biggest flaw in their plan. They were clearing the room, tired from all their hours of work when she caught it. "Oh my god," she said in horror. "Look at his walk." Every girl turned to watch a now nervous Kurt. "What?" He squeaked.
"Nope, this will not do."
"Good lord no."
"Who's gonna"-
"I will," Kitty chimed. "I'll teach him the walk."
"Are you sure?"
"Absolutely. He'll be hip-swinging in no time."
"Vas?!"
"Don't worry fuzzy, its nothing big," shadowcat said as everyone cleared out of the room. "I'll just have to teach you to walk like a girl."
"What's wrong with the way I walk?"
"Not much actually. Your tail helps a lot for making your hips move, but you strut."
"What? I do not strut"-
"Yes you do, like, every guy on the planet does. Its not hard to fix." She backed up in front of him. "Put your hands on my hips, okay?"
"Okay," he chocked out, holding her almost at arms length.
"Kurt? That's not gonna work. Here, move closer," she backed up so that his stomach was lined up with her back. "Okay, keep this close to me, and for god's sake, move your hips."
"Okay." Kurt's brain had gone on auto pilot. Kitty had her hips almost grinding against his groin. Blood rushing from head to somewhere else! Kitty swung her hips left then right, Kurt's hands still following her every move. "That's it, fuzzy, move just like that. Now, step," they did, "much better."
'This-this isn't so hard. But with those shoes, its gonna hurt like hell.'
"no kidding, fuzzy elf, but you'll make it!"
"I said that out loud?"
Yeah, but no biggie. I think you understand the basics now. She stepped out from in front of him and motioned him forward. "Now lets see you walk." He did as commanded, she judged him well enough to pass, and they both went back to the dormitories.
Kurt tossed and turned all night, the most interesting dreams kept popping up. ~*~*~*~*
hope you all like it! Please review!
Diclaimer:..
...
What? I would have thought the word 'disclaimer' would be enough to tell you all I don't own X-men.
Chap 2: Training day
Jean mentally held down a struggling elf while looking over her shoulder. "Kitty, how's his programming coming?
"Almost finished." She smiled over at Kurt, who was madly trying to get away from Jean. Jubilee had bought him sets of-he really thought he would die from embarassment. Hello Kitty and pink glittery thongs, and what he admitted in the very far back corner of his brain was very cute, Mighty Mouse boxers. She was trying to get him to wear the Power Rangers bikini cut underwear, and he was fighting for all he was worth to escape these insane women.
Kitty continued. "You're gonna look good, babe. Every guy in school will be chasing after you."
"Oh joy," Kurt was not looking forward to this. If anybody recognized him- hari kari would most seriously become an option.
"No, no, that's just what we want," Rogue almost purred. "Now you get to see what its like to have guys chase you when you don't want them too. Hope you got some good comebacks ready, 'cuz you're gonna get the worst pick-up lines every written."
Jean was in charge of Kristina's hair, Rahne for make-up, Rogue and Kitty picked out and programmed clothes. (At least for his upper half. Kurt had refused, even on pain of castration, to wear a bra. The girls had allowed this, as they weren't really doing this to embarrass him. So they had to make a special holo program to simulate real breasts.) Jubilee, the shopping queen, went to work finding him actual shoes he could wear that were the closest thing to heels they could find in his unique size.
Amara had the job of being Kurt's voice coach. This was especially hard, because his voice just started to get a little deeper, so getting him to talk soprano convincingly was a lot of work. But he mastered it in the end.
Surprisingly enough, no one except Kitty caught the biggest flaw in their plan. They were clearing the room, tired from all their hours of work when she caught it. "Oh my god," she said in horror. "Look at his walk." Every girl turned to watch a now nervous Kurt. "What?" He squeaked.
"Nope, this will not do."
"Good lord no."
"Who's gonna"-
"I will," Kitty chimed. "I'll teach him the walk."
"Are you sure?"
"Absolutely. He'll be hip-swinging in no time."
"Vas?!"
"Don't worry fuzzy, its nothing big," shadowcat said as everyone cleared out of the room. "I'll just have to teach you to walk like a girl."
"What's wrong with the way I walk?"
"Not much actually. Your tail helps a lot for making your hips move, but you strut."
"What? I do not strut"-
"Yes you do, like, every guy on the planet does. Its not hard to fix." She backed up in front of him. "Put your hands on my hips, okay?"
"Okay," he chocked out, holding her almost at arms length.
"Kurt? That's not gonna work. Here, move closer," she backed up so that his stomach was lined up with her back. "Okay, keep this close to me, and for god's sake, move your hips."
"Okay." Kurt's brain had gone on auto pilot. Kitty had her hips almost grinding against his groin. Blood rushing from head to somewhere else! Kitty swung her hips left then right, Kurt's hands still following her every move. "That's it, fuzzy, move just like that. Now, step," they did, "much better."
'This-this isn't so hard. But with those shoes, its gonna hurt like hell.'
"no kidding, fuzzy elf, but you'll make it!"
"I said that out loud?"
Yeah, but no biggie. I think you understand the basics now. She stepped out from in front of him and motioned him forward. "Now lets see you walk." He did as commanded, she judged him well enough to pass, and they both went back to the dormitories.
Kurt tossed and turned all night, the most interesting dreams kept popping up. ~*~*~*~*
hope you all like it! Please review!