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Hermione huffed. "What about me...always leaving me all alone...such great friends..."Suddenly the door she was standing next to was flung open and she was hit in the nose with the door as Harry re-entered the scene.
Clutching her nose as if it were about to fall off, she turned quizzically to him. "Ooh, oww yea that hurt...so, Harry, what are you -ow- doing here?"
"Well, I was sitting in my dorm crying my eyes out but then I realized, how am I going to save the school and the world by sitting in my room? I mean I do have a record going, and how am I going to top myself this year by sitting on my butt?"
"Well, Harry, umm that's -ow- nice..." He pulled out a mirror and was fixing his hair, which gave Hermione another look at his scar. "Jeez Harry! Can't you see your scar in that mirror!!! It's well, it's-"
"Hermione!" Harry's eyes were filled with tears, threatening to spill over. "Just because you have parents and I don't doesn't mean you have a right to make fun of me because of it."
Hermione looked around. They were outside. "How did we-" she began, but noticed that Harry was hunched over, crying.
"He'll never hear me through all that racket he's making." Her eyes were drawn to the sky. In it was a light shining in the shape of a giant thunderbolt! "Harry!" She nudged him with her foot. "Harry, look at that!!!"
Harry looked up and gasped. "Run Hermione! Before we're caught out in the rain!!!"
Hermione shook her head, looking at him. "Harry, it isn't a thunderbolt. Well, it IS a thunderbolt, but not an actual thunderbolt..."
Harry's forehead creased in confusion. But then he ripped off his clothes to reveal..................
(A/N...wouldn't I be bad if I ended it here....teehee, teehee...)
To reveal a neon yellow and green spandex catsuit, with a long neon green cape and neon yellow boots that glowed in the dark (cause it's dark outside). "Woah, Harry, what are you doing? What are you wearing???"
"Thunder-bolt-boy-who-lived-whos-parents-were-killed-and-now-is-seeking-vengeance-for-their-deaths Man is here to save all!" He shouted, looking around at everyone who was looking at him as if he should be somewhere were nice men in white jackets could be his 'friends'. "Where is my sidekick, Ron the Ferret Slayer (soon to be a new hit TV series!)???"
Hermione got tense and looked at the ground, saying, "Well, umm, he and Draco Malfoy went off somewhere to do something I think..."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Harry cried, falling on his knees. "Ron! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"Oh well," He stood up and brushed off the dirt of his spandex shorts. "Hermione, how would you like to be my new sidekick?"
Hermione's eyes lit up like a Christmas tree caught on fire. "Would I get a cool name too?"
"Of course." Harry smiled knowingly. "What other point is there to being a supercool hero besides wearing spandex and having a cool name?" They set to work brainstorming name ideas for Hermione. "Hermione the Bushy Haired Avenger....Yes! That's perfect!"
"What about my costume..." Hermione asked.
"Excuse me, is it too late to put in my resume for the sidekick position?" Said a dark voice behind them. They turned to face.........

A/N*Ooh-who could it be? I wonder...(evil cackle...muahahahaha-cough cough CHOKE CHOKE!!!) Aah, thank you for Heimlich(not mine either)-ing me...Next chapter up tomorrow? Perhaps, we'll see...* *Fashiondiva*