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"Excuse me, is it too late to put in my resume for the sidekick position?" Said a dark voice behind them. They turned to face.........
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CHAPTER 4: SECRET IDENTITIES AND A POWER RANGER FIGHT
 They turned to face a man in a suit resembling Harry's. It was also spandex, a black unitard with a hot pink speedo over it, matching pink knee-high boots and cape, which was billowing out behind him even as he stood still. Not to mention the pink ski mask he was wearing, to mask his identity.
Who are you? asked Harry, conpletely unsure of the masked man's identity.
The man smirked, which was made visible through the little mouth hole in the ski mask. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Hold up! Whaaaaaaaaaat? Said Hermione the Bushy Haired Avenger-who was now in her costume, which consisted of big baggy pants sagged down and her boxers showing, a Lakers Jersey, a sideways hat and huge Platinum chains around her neck, and her hair in cornrows- holding up her arms as if she was in a stick-up, trying to do the Ghetto-style coolspeak.
Oops, sorry. Wrong movie. I am- He pulled off his mask and Harry and Hermione did the surfer pose' (where you bend your knees, stick out your arms like you're surfing and shake around) in shock. He finished in a sing-song voice, making trumpet sounds like the Star Wars music.
Harry repeated in shock. Then his face turned cold (A/N-Who knows why? There is no logic here!!!), and he glared at Super-Snape. You can't have the sidekick position. It's already been filled. He motioned to Hermione the Bushy Cornrow Haired Ghetto Avenger, who pimp-walked over, but then fell over because of the weight of the ice around her neck. She stood up, but did so with extreme Ghetto-ness.
Then we must duel to the death! Cried Super-Snape, while pulling his pink ski mask back on.
At that moment, really cheesy Power Rangers music came on, and Thunder-bolt-boy-who-lived-whos-parents-were-killed-and-now-is-seeking-vengeance-for-their-deaths Man prepared to face Super-Snape in an all out cat-fight duel to the death.
Boy, you know you can't have this? You wanna piece of me? You wanna piece of me! Thunder-bolt-boy-who-lived-whos-parents-were-killed-and-now-is-seeking-vengeance-for-their-deaths Man cried out, gesturing for Super-Snape to come and get him. Super-Snape only snapped his jaws back, trying to take a bite.
As the music intensified, Thunder-bolt-boy-who-lived-whos-parents-were-killed-and-now-is-seeking-vengeance-for-their-deaths Man and Super-Snape began the duel, throwing bitch-slaps and sharp fingernails at each other. Hair was pulled, costumes were ripped and make-up smeared. In the backround, Hermione the Bushy Cornrow Haired Ghetto Avenger could be seen Crip-walking to the beatbox sounds in the.....oh yea its Power Rangers music.
As the fight continued neither side seemed victorious. All of a sudden a huge explosion was heard and Harry aka Thunder-bolt-boy-who-lived-whos-parents-were-killed-and-now-is-seeking-vengeance-for-their-deaths Man jumped into the explosion.
Harry, Noooooooooooooooo! Cried out Hermione, her braids flying in every direction. But Harry aka Thunder-bolt-boy-who-lived-whos-parents-were-killed-and-now-is-seeking-vengeance-for-their-deaths Man leaped back out of the explosion, carrying safely in his arms a baby bunny rabbit.
The music stops as all three superheros turn around and smile enormously for a photograph to be taken.
The music resumes, as does the fighting but Harry is knocked to his feet, hit by a broomstick. Harry, I'm so sorry! Cries out Ron, the ex-Ferret Slayer. Running behind him is Draco Malfoy, shouting out not to be left behind.
As Harry aka Thunder-bolt-boy-who-lived-whos-parents-were-killed-and-now-is-seeking-vengeance-for-their-deaths Man took his last dying breaths, Ron whispered something to him and Harry was all of a sudden healed magically!
What do you mean the story isn't over? More chapters? Harry sighed and got up, fixing his cape.
Again he looked to the sky, and noticed that the Thunderbolt was still there.
Thunder-bolt-boy-who-lived-whos-parents-were-killed-and-now-is-seeking-vengeance-for-their-deaths Man to the rescue! Where there is lives to be saved, I will save them, exploiting it to the best of my reputation!!! Come, Ron-the-Ferret-Slayer! He ignored Ron's whimperings and ran off into the night, Ron following with Snape following a bit behind, unnoticed.
Hermione shrugged. What, yo. I don't believe they dissed me like that. Uh uh....no they did-ent! Whateva, I do what I want! I'm goin' to the librizzle, fo' shizzle yo... She turned on her heel and briskly pimp walked out, leaving Draco all alone in the night.
He smirked evilly. Oh, my evil scheme has yet to unfold... He stood and turned around, falling over. Stupid cape... he muttered.
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*A/N-Hey? Did you like my chapter? Sorry it took me a little while to update but I have issues and w/e, I just didn't. K, review please or not. Something tells me that me asking you to won't make a difference! Lotsa Love to the Reviewers!!!!* *Fashiondiva*