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Hippodromes Volume 2
Harry was walking in a park when suddenly he spotted Hermione. She was opening a can of tuna fish.
Harry wanted some tuna fish so he asked if he could have some.
Hermione sad no. Harrry was sad.
We are all sad.
Ron stopped by and passionately kissed Hermione.
She gave him some tuna fish and he left.
Harry followed and punched him.
They aren't friends anymore.
Draco owns a chicken franchise.
He sells it in cans. Hermione gave him some tuna fish.
He was happy.
She was happy.
Harry wasn't happy.
Voldemort arrived in a flash of smoke.
He kicked Hermione in the knee. So she gave him some tuna fish.
Harry killed him.
We win.
The End