Me – hey im bak with another chapter I still don't kno if u liked the last
chapter cause I posted it 2 minutes ago but I figure I should start writing
this now cause it'll probly take another 2 weeks for me to get it up
Inu-Yasha – that's cause ur slow
Me – screw u!
Inu-Yasha – I'd rather not
Me – hey ur stealing mi line! U poser!
Inu-Yasha – I don't really care because I don't kno wat a poser is so ha!
Me – poser-a total fake in other words you
Inu-Yasha – whatever
Me – I agree with him now for the story this will get good now
Disclaimer: I don't own Inu-Yasha Rumiko Takahashi does but one day I'll steal him and chain him to mi bed with nothing but a towel...that reminds me of one time I stole this cardboard life size thingy of him and...o I guess u don't want to hear me ramble on teeheehee onto the story o and just so u kno its night time in my story now and I changed chapter 2 just a little o and im not writing Inu-Yasha anymore, too tedious
One word: Love
Chapter 4: A Date With Hojo and a Hanayou Stalker (Part 1)
'Inuyasha is such a jerk. He never leaves me alone.' Kagome had plopped down on her bed. She was so tired she fell asleep almost instantly with her clothes still on.
Outside, Inuyasha was creeping around. 'I'm gonna see if she goes to see this Hoho tomorrow, and I'm gonna follow her. I wanna see what's so special about him. Hey, now that I think about it I'm in Kagome's time, she has ramen! I'm gonna go look for some.' Inuyasha crept silently into Kagome's house careful not to slam that damn glass thing (the sliding door). He walked into the kitchen and realized he didn't know where the hell the ramen was. He went over to the large, white, cold box Kagome was always talking about and opened the door on the left side. To his surprise he was blasted with a freezing cold rush of air. He quickly slammed the door scared, then realized that he might have woken Kagome. He froze, listening for any sign of movements. She couldn't know he was here. Luckily she stayed asleep. Inuyasha moved to the other white door on the big, cold box. He opened it and found it wasn't as cold as the other. 'Why are humans so weird? Why do they need two different cold boxes to put food in?' He moved to the cabinets next. Pulling everything out onto the floor. After going through three cabinets of utensils and swords and two cabinets of round metal things (cans) he came across some ramen. "YES! Oh shit." He had spoken by accident and he hoped to dear God that Kagome had not heard. Luckily she still hadn't heard him, but the rest of Japan probably had. He rushed outside leaving the kitchen in ruins. He walked over to her backyard wondering how he was going to cook the ramen. 'How in the world am I gonna cook this stuff? Oh, wait that's right Kagome always makes a fire.' He began to gather dry wood for the mini bonfire. When he had all the wood in one respective pile he had to figure out how to light it. He searched his hikari (I think this is the name of his kimono) and luckily he found one of those magic fire sticks Kagome brought back to the past. He quickly threw the stick on top of the pile and waited impatiently for it to light. "Why isn't this stupid thing lighting? Agh!" Growing more and more impatient he picked up the match and started examining it. He scratched it with his claws a few times then rubbed it on the ground. A flame appeared at the tip. "Ahaha! I figured it out!" He quickly threw the burning stick onto the pile of wood. The pieces started to ignite one by one. Until he had himself a mini bonfire. Then not knowing how to actually cook the ramen he sat down and sulked. He then remembered that Kagome used water so he looked around for a nearby pond or lake. He found nothing but a long, green, rubber thing, that led up to a nozzle. He figured he might as well see what happens when he turned it and to his relief water shot out one end. He took the package of ramen and wet it. He then walked over to the fire and threw it in waiting for it to cook.. After about three minutes his sensitive nose started to smell something burning. He looked into the flames and saw a black and white piece of "plas-tik". "NO!" the package had melted. Inuyasha wouldn't be getting his ramen that night. Admitting defeat, which he would never do if someone else was around, he walked over to the rubber, green thing again and turned it on to distinguish the flames. He quickly jumped up into a branch on the God Tree and went to sleep.
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The next morning...
Kagome sat up groggily and looked around.
'What a noisy dream. I can swear I heard Inuyasha yelling last night. It was really vivid though. Oh well." She sat up groggily and rubbed her head. She then stood up and lugged herself down the stairs. When she came into a kitchen quite a sight met her eyes.
"OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN HERE!?" In front of her was the result of Inuyasha's search for the ramen the night before. Drawers and silverware, food and cans were all over the floor.
"Holy shit! I think there was a burglar!" she looked around her house to see if anything was missing, yet strangely she only was missing one less ramen. She figured they must've just been some poor person who was hungry, it was ok though, so she didn't call the police.
She sat around and watched T.V. until about 12, then realized she had to go and get her stuff together so she didn't have to worry about it later.
Outside Inuyasha was just waking up. (What a lazy bum.) He looked around to see if Kagome was up yet. He spotted her in her room searching through her drawers. What was she doing anyways? Oh yeah, that's right she had her date with that Hoho boy.
'I wanna see what she sees in him anyways. He sounds like a fruit to me. (That's probably not sumthing Inuyasha would say but oh well cause I would) Anyone who would like that ugly girl anyways has problems.' Inuyasha just sat there and sulked to himself.
At 4 o'clock began to get ready. Here was Inuyasha's chance to stretch his legs instead of sitting up in that tree for another three hours.
Kagome had turned the hot water on in the shower. She had so much to do to get ready still. She stepped into the shower and let the hot water run over her body. She began to wash her hair.
Meanwhile, Inuyasha heard water running. He looked around thinking that maybe it was the green, rubber thingy from last night. He jumped down from his hiding place and walked over to Kagome's house. He jumped onto the balcony. The sound of the water became closer. He looked to the left and saw a small window with steam coming out of it.
He leaned over and peeped inside. He saw a lot of skin. He turned around blushing furiously.
'Wow, I didn't really expect that. But for an ugly girl she doesn't look that bad. Wait what am I saying! Ewwwww! It's Kagome!' He quickly took another peep. (Shame on the little pervert) And another, and another. Finally Kagome turned off the water and put a towel on. 'Damn, why'd she have to go and do that? I was having fun. Oh shit I'm turning into Miroku.' He jumped over to her window and hid himself somewhat, but he was still able to see her. She walked into her room and began to dry off. There was a pair of those clothes from her time on her bed. It was a blue halter top and a black mini skirt. (just in case you wanted to kno) She dropped her towel and Inuyasha blushed again. She slipped her clothes on and sprayed some stuff in a bottle onto her. Inuyasha remembered hearing Kagome talk about some shit called per-fume. Inuyasha liked Kagome's scent better. She walked downstairs and he went back to his tree to listen for Hoho to come. Twenty minutes later the doorbell rang. Inuyasha jumped down again and hid on the side of the house so he could get a view of Hoho. Kagome went to the door and greeted Hojo. "Hey Hojo. How are you?" "I'm just fine. And you Kagome? You're not feeling sick at all? I brought you some ointment for your corns." 'Great, now grandpas got him thinking I have gross things on my feet.' "Thank you Hojo, I'll be right back." She walked back inside quickly to put her gift down, then walked back outside. "Shall we go?" "Yes, ma'am, and Hojo grabbed Kagome's arm and walked her to his car. (yes I kno in the show Hojo probly doesn't have a car since he's only in eighth grade but he does in mi story) As soon as the car pulled away Inuyasha was off chasing after them.
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Me – ok I finally finished part one woooo sry its been taking me so long to update every time its just mi mom she decides when I get to got o mi grandpas and shes kinda decided to piss me off every other weekend but this is finally up and it's a bit longer than usual o and ya kno wat IyiM just because u said mi author convos are too long im gonna make them longer so ha! Its not that easy writing a story ya kno— Inuyasha – especially when ur as slow as you Me – shut up sit! Inuyasha – ooooof Me – as I was saying its not so easy to write a story as it is to read one cause u have to come up with ideas and stuff and its hard ok so deal with it if u don't like it then just don't read it Inuyasha – fine with me Me – shut up u conceited jerk ya kno ur so full of urself go sit in the corner oh oops I just said the 'S' word that time was an accident anyways the next chapter is probly gonna take another 2 weeks sry but I'll try to get it up as fast as I can o and just so u kno I wrote some of this chapter 2 weeks ago and im just finishing it now Inuyasha – that's because ur SSSSSLLLLLLOOOOOOOWWWWWWW Me – k new tactic im just gonna ignore him review plz not too many flames bu bye tata for now
Disclaimer: I don't own Inu-Yasha Rumiko Takahashi does but one day I'll steal him and chain him to mi bed with nothing but a towel...that reminds me of one time I stole this cardboard life size thingy of him and...o I guess u don't want to hear me ramble on teeheehee onto the story o and just so u kno its night time in my story now and I changed chapter 2 just a little o and im not writing Inu-Yasha anymore, too tedious
One word: Love
Chapter 4: A Date With Hojo and a Hanayou Stalker (Part 1)
'Inuyasha is such a jerk. He never leaves me alone.' Kagome had plopped down on her bed. She was so tired she fell asleep almost instantly with her clothes still on.
Outside, Inuyasha was creeping around. 'I'm gonna see if she goes to see this Hoho tomorrow, and I'm gonna follow her. I wanna see what's so special about him. Hey, now that I think about it I'm in Kagome's time, she has ramen! I'm gonna go look for some.' Inuyasha crept silently into Kagome's house careful not to slam that damn glass thing (the sliding door). He walked into the kitchen and realized he didn't know where the hell the ramen was. He went over to the large, white, cold box Kagome was always talking about and opened the door on the left side. To his surprise he was blasted with a freezing cold rush of air. He quickly slammed the door scared, then realized that he might have woken Kagome. He froze, listening for any sign of movements. She couldn't know he was here. Luckily she stayed asleep. Inuyasha moved to the other white door on the big, cold box. He opened it and found it wasn't as cold as the other. 'Why are humans so weird? Why do they need two different cold boxes to put food in?' He moved to the cabinets next. Pulling everything out onto the floor. After going through three cabinets of utensils and swords and two cabinets of round metal things (cans) he came across some ramen. "YES! Oh shit." He had spoken by accident and he hoped to dear God that Kagome had not heard. Luckily she still hadn't heard him, but the rest of Japan probably had. He rushed outside leaving the kitchen in ruins. He walked over to her backyard wondering how he was going to cook the ramen. 'How in the world am I gonna cook this stuff? Oh, wait that's right Kagome always makes a fire.' He began to gather dry wood for the mini bonfire. When he had all the wood in one respective pile he had to figure out how to light it. He searched his hikari (I think this is the name of his kimono) and luckily he found one of those magic fire sticks Kagome brought back to the past. He quickly threw the stick on top of the pile and waited impatiently for it to light. "Why isn't this stupid thing lighting? Agh!" Growing more and more impatient he picked up the match and started examining it. He scratched it with his claws a few times then rubbed it on the ground. A flame appeared at the tip. "Ahaha! I figured it out!" He quickly threw the burning stick onto the pile of wood. The pieces started to ignite one by one. Until he had himself a mini bonfire. Then not knowing how to actually cook the ramen he sat down and sulked. He then remembered that Kagome used water so he looked around for a nearby pond or lake. He found nothing but a long, green, rubber thing, that led up to a nozzle. He figured he might as well see what happens when he turned it and to his relief water shot out one end. He took the package of ramen and wet it. He then walked over to the fire and threw it in waiting for it to cook.. After about three minutes his sensitive nose started to smell something burning. He looked into the flames and saw a black and white piece of "plas-tik". "NO!" the package had melted. Inuyasha wouldn't be getting his ramen that night. Admitting defeat, which he would never do if someone else was around, he walked over to the rubber, green thing again and turned it on to distinguish the flames. He quickly jumped up into a branch on the God Tree and went to sleep.
~*~
The next morning...
Kagome sat up groggily and looked around.
'What a noisy dream. I can swear I heard Inuyasha yelling last night. It was really vivid though. Oh well." She sat up groggily and rubbed her head. She then stood up and lugged herself down the stairs. When she came into a kitchen quite a sight met her eyes.
"OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN HERE!?" In front of her was the result of Inuyasha's search for the ramen the night before. Drawers and silverware, food and cans were all over the floor.
"Holy shit! I think there was a burglar!" she looked around her house to see if anything was missing, yet strangely she only was missing one less ramen. She figured they must've just been some poor person who was hungry, it was ok though, so she didn't call the police.
She sat around and watched T.V. until about 12, then realized she had to go and get her stuff together so she didn't have to worry about it later.
Outside Inuyasha was just waking up. (What a lazy bum.) He looked around to see if Kagome was up yet. He spotted her in her room searching through her drawers. What was she doing anyways? Oh yeah, that's right she had her date with that Hoho boy.
'I wanna see what she sees in him anyways. He sounds like a fruit to me. (That's probably not sumthing Inuyasha would say but oh well cause I would) Anyone who would like that ugly girl anyways has problems.' Inuyasha just sat there and sulked to himself.
At 4 o'clock began to get ready. Here was Inuyasha's chance to stretch his legs instead of sitting up in that tree for another three hours.
Kagome had turned the hot water on in the shower. She had so much to do to get ready still. She stepped into the shower and let the hot water run over her body. She began to wash her hair.
Meanwhile, Inuyasha heard water running. He looked around thinking that maybe it was the green, rubber thingy from last night. He jumped down from his hiding place and walked over to Kagome's house. He jumped onto the balcony. The sound of the water became closer. He looked to the left and saw a small window with steam coming out of it.
He leaned over and peeped inside. He saw a lot of skin. He turned around blushing furiously.
'Wow, I didn't really expect that. But for an ugly girl she doesn't look that bad. Wait what am I saying! Ewwwww! It's Kagome!' He quickly took another peep. (Shame on the little pervert) And another, and another. Finally Kagome turned off the water and put a towel on. 'Damn, why'd she have to go and do that? I was having fun. Oh shit I'm turning into Miroku.' He jumped over to her window and hid himself somewhat, but he was still able to see her. She walked into her room and began to dry off. There was a pair of those clothes from her time on her bed. It was a blue halter top and a black mini skirt. (just in case you wanted to kno) She dropped her towel and Inuyasha blushed again. She slipped her clothes on and sprayed some stuff in a bottle onto her. Inuyasha remembered hearing Kagome talk about some shit called per-fume. Inuyasha liked Kagome's scent better. She walked downstairs and he went back to his tree to listen for Hoho to come. Twenty minutes later the doorbell rang. Inuyasha jumped down again and hid on the side of the house so he could get a view of Hoho. Kagome went to the door and greeted Hojo. "Hey Hojo. How are you?" "I'm just fine. And you Kagome? You're not feeling sick at all? I brought you some ointment for your corns." 'Great, now grandpas got him thinking I have gross things on my feet.' "Thank you Hojo, I'll be right back." She walked back inside quickly to put her gift down, then walked back outside. "Shall we go?" "Yes, ma'am, and Hojo grabbed Kagome's arm and walked her to his car. (yes I kno in the show Hojo probly doesn't have a car since he's only in eighth grade but he does in mi story) As soon as the car pulled away Inuyasha was off chasing after them.
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Me – ok I finally finished part one woooo sry its been taking me so long to update every time its just mi mom she decides when I get to got o mi grandpas and shes kinda decided to piss me off every other weekend but this is finally up and it's a bit longer than usual o and ya kno wat IyiM just because u said mi author convos are too long im gonna make them longer so ha! Its not that easy writing a story ya kno— Inuyasha – especially when ur as slow as you Me – shut up sit! Inuyasha – ooooof Me – as I was saying its not so easy to write a story as it is to read one cause u have to come up with ideas and stuff and its hard ok so deal with it if u don't like it then just don't read it Inuyasha – fine with me Me – shut up u conceited jerk ya kno ur so full of urself go sit in the corner oh oops I just said the 'S' word that time was an accident anyways the next chapter is probly gonna take another 2 weeks sry but I'll try to get it up as fast as I can o and just so u kno I wrote some of this chapter 2 weeks ago and im just finishing it now Inuyasha – that's because ur SSSSSLLLLLLOOOOOOOWWWWWWW Me – k new tactic im just gonna ignore him review plz not too many flames bu bye tata for now