Because I don't want to see a close-up of Mr Resseti's ugly face again,( I admit , I resseted I thought I'd better write this chapter.
Ok, I'm sorry I didn't update sooner...I was busy...um busy playing the Sims...yes the Sims!!
Disclaimer: I wish I could claim credit for this wonderful game. (emphasis on WISH)
Pete (The underestimated postal employee)
Why on earth did he do this job for a living? It was all right when every- one took a break from delivering letters, but today, was worse.
It wasn't like somebody's birthday, where there only was one way mail that so called 'special' one who was turning a year older that day.
It was because today was Valentine's day and he had never felt so stressed, so tired. So far today he had posted 117 letters, a new daily record. And it was only 11 am.
Oh. And also the fact HE, him, Pete, the poor little pelican who delivered the letters had NEVER gotten a card. And he really wanted one. But he might as well wish for Tom Nook to actually have a sale at his sales...oh well.
He continued stuffing the envelopes into the brown mailbag, sniffing the letters as they came along, waiting to smell Phyllis' beautiful perfume. Thinking about Phyllis, he wondered why HE, Pete had NEVER gotten a letter, ok, so Phyllis didn't know where he lived, she could have asked around. Wait no, she couldn't, NO-BODY could have, he had a silent number too, which only Phyllis knew.
Hey...if Phyllis was the only one who had known his number how the HELL did Pelly get it?
Ah...well, It was probably just another one of those mysteries of life, where animals knew things that they really weren't supposed to know.
He continued sorting the letters, sometimes letting out a small, exasperated sigh. How he wished he could take off his shoes and put his feet up and have a nice relaxing nap...Hey! That letter wasn't enveloped!
Out of curiosity, he read it, and yes, he did know reading another person's mail is a federal offence. But give him a break, he WAS curious.
He checked who it was addressed to, it was Mint. Who would even write to Mint, she lived in Stone!
It was Eloise.
He read the letter, because he was curious.
Mint,
If you want to see an asTONishing sight, meet me at stone's wishing well in 2 hours
Ta-ta!
Weedy most fashionable (and only) elephant, Eloise
"Hmmm," Pete thought. "This might be well worth checking out...Stone, here I come!"
(I could end it here but I'm scared of Mr.Resetti!)
He stretched out his tired wings and flew in the direction of Stone. But he forgot that he had no sense of direction. He ended up collapsing in the middle of Bass, where bass were living in their thousands, living happily in the river. (or lake, or sea.
Meanwhile In Stone
Bob was really TRYING to get Rosie to like him. He had bought some new duds at one of Tom Nook's recent sales and had also received a free red balloon which he was going to give to Rosie.
He was trying to really strut his stuff, while walking to the wishing well, but he just tripped all over the place, which earned him some laughs from the resident human, Pat, who was well-known for being mean.
He caught sight of Rosie, tripped over, (which earned him another laugh from Pat) and stuttered "H-h-hi R-r-r-rosie, I g-got this b-balloon for you."
Bob accidently let go of the balloon which hit Pat on the head, who was digging a hole behind Bob.
He started to start another sentence when Pat rammed into him and sent him flying backwards which sent him into...(That would be a cruel place to leave it, no?) A pitfall!
That gave Bob a depressing thought... "Why me?"
I'll leave it here. Sorry if it looks a bit rushed cause I just don't have a lot of time at the moment.
And no, ExtremelyEvilKitty, the weeds are there form a 'time travel experiment' Not Rosie!
Ta Ta 4 now,
Frozen Lake...(Elk??)
