Kurama-Hiei: Hey this is the nw account for Dark Kurama, just so ya know.

This fic is co-written by XKitsuneX and myself.

All the messages are from one of the characters to another so you will not

know the person's reply until you here the other characters mail box, got it?

Yes it is confusing, therfore i said it right! Pleaz enjoy!

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Answering Machine Madness

Chapter 1 Hiei's AnsweringMachine

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Message voice: You have 30 messages:

Message 1: Kuwabara: I

Message 2: Am

Message 3: Going

Message 4: To

Message 5: Kill

Message 6: You

Message 7: And

Message 8: I

Message 9: Know

Message 10: Where

Message 11: You

Message 12: Live!!

Message 13: Yusuke: You better not tell Hiei, Kuwabara. You know what

he will do.... Wait... Is this Hiei? Oh crap....Nope nothings going on! What

made you think that? ^^; hehe...

Message 14: Koenma: Are you still mad about loosing your soul?

Message 15: Koenma: ^^; I'm sorry Hiei, i didnt mean to bring it up. Lets just

think of somthing else. So how are you?

Message 16: Shizuru: Why is my brother calling you? Is there somthing going

on between you two? If so please tell, then i'll have some dirt on my brother.

Message 17: Shizuru: Well you dont have to get all crazy about it! Geez, you

dont have to send all these messages about about! Now my brother is trying

to take my cigarettes AGAIN! Dang you HIEI!!!

Message 18: Kuwabara: What do you mean you know who i am?

YOU LIE!!!!!

Message 19: Kuwabara: HEY! HOW DID YOU GET MY PHONE NUMBER?!

Message 20: Kuwabara: AH HA! So it was URAMESHI! HE is going to DIE too!

Message 21: Koenma: Well sorry! I jus asked how YOU were! I didn't ask how

Kuwabara is stalking you!

Message 22: Kuwabara: HAHA You will never find out what I did!!!

Message 23: Kurama: I think it is time for You and Kuwabara to stop this

nonsense! First you fight about Kuwabara touching your sword?! What is

with that!? Now Kuwabara is spreading rumors about you liking Botan! You

better fix this Hiei before this gets any worse.

Message 24: Kuwabara: :P You can't stop me Shrimpy! Everyone around town

knows about it!

Message 25: I don't care if you have a dragon! I'm Kuwabara and i have

a SWORD!

Message 26: Kuwabara:YOU BETTER NOT HURT EIKICHI OR I WILL CUT

YOUR HAIR WITH MY SWORD!!

Message 27: Kuwabara: I DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO TO MY HOUSE! JUST

DONT TOUCH MY CAT!

Message 28: Kurama: -_-; Hiei, i told you not to continue this! Now look where

it got you! Now i want you to say sorry to Kuwabara and forget this ever

happened.

Message 29: . Oh im coming Hiei, just you wait.....

Message 30: Shizuru: I cant believe im saying this, but

I WILL HELP MY BROTHER TO GET BACK AT YOU!

Message Voice: End of Messages

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Kurama-Hiei: So what do you think? Pleaz R&R!