SpiritFox: ^_^ Nope im sorry, i do not own Yu Yu hakusho but im sure these
lawyers will find it for me! Won't you?
1st lawyer: Go away! You will never own it!
SpiritFox: -_-; it was worth a try.....
Warnings: A little cussing from Hiei in this chapter so this one chapter
might be rated pg-13 im not sure though, so just in case, just use pg-13.
Thanks!
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Chapter 2 Kuwabara's Answering Machine
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Hello, im Kuwabara! I am not here at the moment so leave a message after
the MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW! MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!
O.o WHAT?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU,EIKICHI!! -_-; meow......
Message voice: You have 14 messages
Message 1: Hiei: . Really? Do you ACCUTUALLY know where i live?
Oh, i bet you had to write that down somewhere or do you have someone
remember this stuff for you? ...beep.. O.o Why is your thing beeping?
BEEP.....
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Message 2: WHAT THE HECK!? THERE IS A TIME LIMIT FOR MESSAGES?!
YOU HUMANS TRUELY ARE BAKAS! HAVING A TIME LIMIT! beep....
O.O NOOOO, IM NOT DONE!!! BEEP...........
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Message 3: Ok IM COMING OVER THERE AND DESTROYING THIS DAMN
MACHINE AND IM TAKING YOUR STUPID CAT BECAUSE WHENEVER I
CALL YOUR STUPID CAT IS ON THIS THING?! YOUR CAT IS CRAZY! IT
IS TALKING ABOUT TAKING OVER THE WORLD! Beep....
THAT ...BEEP.....
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Message 4: IS MY JOB! DAMNIT! GET YOUR CAT TO SHUT UP THAT SONG
IS VERY QUICKLY REPEATING ITSELF IN MY HEAD?! ARGH!!!!!!!! beep....
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Message 5: Yusuke: ^^; Um, Kuwabara? Yeah i kinda let Hiei learn about
"the plan" so yeah.....if he says anything, it wasn't me ok?....
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Message 6: Yusuke: O.O'' I'M SORRY YOU WEREN"T SUPPOSED TO KNOW
THAT! CRAP! I NEED TO STOP LISTENING TO KEIKO, IM STARTIN TO
CARE ABOUT OTHER'S FEELINGS!! Just remember, i didnt say anything,
got it?
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Message 7: Kurama: Kuwabara, you need to stop calling Hiei. He is in time out
right now so please stop calling him. Thanks.
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Message 8: Kurama: Kuwabara! This is serious! You were the one who got him
into this mess! After you tried to take his sword he saw someone that
resembled you and knocked them out! Now please stop calling him and
torturing him about it! How would you like it if i went around town telling
everyone you were obsessed with your fluffy kitten.
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Message 9: Kurama: Yes i know he tried to take Eikichi. but that doesn't mean
you have an open invitation to make false rumors about Hiei! Just remember
what I said before.
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Message 10:Hiei: DO NOT LISTEN TO KURAMA! I AM NOT GROUNDED!
I HAVE MY OWN LIFE TO LIVE! HE CANT STOP ME FROM CALLING YOU!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Message 11: O.o What gave you that idea? Just because i live in a tree and I
am now stuck in here until Kurama says i can get my sword back doesnt mean
i'm going crazy! It just means that you are blaming YOUR problems on
someone else!
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Message 12: Keiko: Kuwabara, r you sure about this? Yusuke would never do
that sort of thing! I mean, sure, He is always talking to Botan, but he would never
go on a date with her! Not that she isn't a good friend and all.
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Message 13: Keiko: Do you SWEAR this is the truth Kuwabara. . I'll take your
word and HOW Yusuke is going to regret ever cheating on me.....
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Message 14: Yusuke: WHAT THE HELL KUWABARA! I Am NOT GOING OUT WITH
BOTAN! THAT IS IT I AM COMING OVER THERE RIGHT NOW!! YOU ARE GOING
TO REGRET EVER MESSING WITH ME KUWABARA!!
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Message Voice: End of messages
*You can hear Yusuke and kuwabara fighting in the background*
Eikichi: -_-; meow.....
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SpiritFox: ^_~ You guys no what to do! Pleaz R&R!
lawyers will find it for me! Won't you?
1st lawyer: Go away! You will never own it!
SpiritFox: -_-; it was worth a try.....
Warnings: A little cussing from Hiei in this chapter so this one chapter
might be rated pg-13 im not sure though, so just in case, just use pg-13.
Thanks!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chapter 2 Kuwabara's Answering Machine
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hello, im Kuwabara! I am not here at the moment so leave a message after
the MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW! MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!
O.o WHAT?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU,EIKICHI!! -_-; meow......
Message voice: You have 14 messages
Message 1: Hiei: . Really? Do you ACCUTUALLY know where i live?
Oh, i bet you had to write that down somewhere or do you have someone
remember this stuff for you? ...beep.. O.o Why is your thing beeping?
BEEP.....
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Message 2: WHAT THE HECK!? THERE IS A TIME LIMIT FOR MESSAGES?!
YOU HUMANS TRUELY ARE BAKAS! HAVING A TIME LIMIT! beep....
O.O NOOOO, IM NOT DONE!!! BEEP...........
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Message 3: Ok IM COMING OVER THERE AND DESTROYING THIS DAMN
MACHINE AND IM TAKING YOUR STUPID CAT BECAUSE WHENEVER I
CALL YOUR STUPID CAT IS ON THIS THING?! YOUR CAT IS CRAZY! IT
IS TALKING ABOUT TAKING OVER THE WORLD! Beep....
THAT ...BEEP.....
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Message 4: IS MY JOB! DAMNIT! GET YOUR CAT TO SHUT UP THAT SONG
IS VERY QUICKLY REPEATING ITSELF IN MY HEAD?! ARGH!!!!!!!! beep....
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Message 5: Yusuke: ^^; Um, Kuwabara? Yeah i kinda let Hiei learn about
"the plan" so yeah.....if he says anything, it wasn't me ok?....
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Message 6: Yusuke: O.O'' I'M SORRY YOU WEREN"T SUPPOSED TO KNOW
THAT! CRAP! I NEED TO STOP LISTENING TO KEIKO, IM STARTIN TO
CARE ABOUT OTHER'S FEELINGS!! Just remember, i didnt say anything,
got it?
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Message 7: Kurama: Kuwabara, you need to stop calling Hiei. He is in time out
right now so please stop calling him. Thanks.
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Message 8: Kurama: Kuwabara! This is serious! You were the one who got him
into this mess! After you tried to take his sword he saw someone that
resembled you and knocked them out! Now please stop calling him and
torturing him about it! How would you like it if i went around town telling
everyone you were obsessed with your fluffy kitten.
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Message 9: Kurama: Yes i know he tried to take Eikichi. but that doesn't mean
you have an open invitation to make false rumors about Hiei! Just remember
what I said before.
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Message 10:Hiei: DO NOT LISTEN TO KURAMA! I AM NOT GROUNDED!
I HAVE MY OWN LIFE TO LIVE! HE CANT STOP ME FROM CALLING YOU!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Message 11: O.o What gave you that idea? Just because i live in a tree and I
am now stuck in here until Kurama says i can get my sword back doesnt mean
i'm going crazy! It just means that you are blaming YOUR problems on
someone else!
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Message 12: Keiko: Kuwabara, r you sure about this? Yusuke would never do
that sort of thing! I mean, sure, He is always talking to Botan, but he would never
go on a date with her! Not that she isn't a good friend and all.
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Message 13: Keiko: Do you SWEAR this is the truth Kuwabara. . I'll take your
word and HOW Yusuke is going to regret ever cheating on me.....
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Message 14: Yusuke: WHAT THE HELL KUWABARA! I Am NOT GOING OUT WITH
BOTAN! THAT IS IT I AM COMING OVER THERE RIGHT NOW!! YOU ARE GOING
TO REGRET EVER MESSING WITH ME KUWABARA!!
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Message Voice: End of messages
*You can hear Yusuke and kuwabara fighting in the background*
Eikichi: -_-; meow.....
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SpiritFox: ^_~ You guys no what to do! Pleaz R&R!