Chapter Six: RVD and the Pink Zombie Bunnies with Green Polka Dots and Vampire Teeth "Ohmibuddha!" RVD
Austin was cooking breakfast deet meat. Mighty Molly watched, her face twisted in disgust. RVD offered her his bong, which caused her to begin to cry on Randy's shoulder instead of Hurricane's, who looked a little teary-eyed himself; Randy looked scared, but, defeated, consoled Molly anyway.
"Oh, come on," yelled Rob. "Why can't we have a Potfest?"
"Rob, you can't do anything except suck a dongsorrybong, can you?" Cerrita stared at him provokingly.
"I can too! I can wrestle."
"Cannot."
"Can!"
"Prove it. Wrestle me." She stood, then slapped Benoit hard across the face when he tried to pull her back down. She walked right up to RVD, and with a sinister smile of satisfaction, slugged the pot freak in the stomach. Kane, Austin, John, and Triple H sat back, clearly amused. Cerrita turned on the heel of her shoe and walked to the back of the room, her hand gesture commanding him to follow and fight her.
"Bitch!" RVD began at a run toward her, looking to perform a running tornado DDT. However he fell first, Cerrita's shoulder cutting into his collarbone. When they hit, the floorboards gave away, and they found themselves in the house's basement.
"ROB," Cerrita screamed. " I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" But neither she nor Rob moved to get up. Phoenix and Jericho burst out of the nearest door, which swung back and hit the wall, a few wood chips flying.
Phoenix, on her knees, looked down into the blackness of the hole. "What the frig? Damnit, what is up with the ground giving away so often? Cerrita, are you okay?"
"Yeah," was Cerrita's response. "I'm down here with Psycho Pot Monster."
There was a silence in which Phoenix's face was flustered by anger; getting more red as the seconds passed. "ROB," she yelled. "You dumbass! What in the hell were you doing?"
It took RVD a minute to answer. "Whuh? I didn't do. You did last night!"
"What? What are you talking about? Get your ass up and outta there!"
"Maybe we were too loud, Phoeny....," Jericho said beside her; she elbowed him in the ribs. Cerrita was up and moving now, searching for a way out.
"But I can't get OHMIBUDDHA! Somebody help meCerrita!," Rob suddenly shrieked.
"What," Cerrita said in a winy, sing-song voice. RVD clung to her leg, quivering.
"Don't let them eat me, Cerrita! It's horrible!"
"I don't see anything." Kane peered into the basement's darkness.
Rob began to whimper. "It's the pink zombie bunnies with green polka dots and vampire teeth!" There was another silence. Then
"And I thought I was fucked up in the head," Kane said, helping Cerrita out of the basement after she refused Benoit, who looked as sad as Hurricane, who was quietly pouting in a random corner.
Rob began to run around the room trying to get out, until he found a stool next to a desk to stand on. Stoned as he was, he jumped high while on the stool, and he and the object came crashing down onto and into the desk. "Owie!"
Austin and John finally caught interest; carring a handful of crushed beer cans, they shouted, "Stone the stoner!" and proceeded to pelt the cans at an immoble Rob.
"Guys, will you stop it," Phoenix shouted at them. "Or he won't offer to hold a Potfest again. We have to get him out of there!"
Y2J smirked. "I'm just glad no one is making fun of me." At hearing this, Benoit walked behind him, poked him in the small of the back, then punched his own hand, adding in a toothy grin. Jericho turned back to Phoenix, putting his arms around her.
"Hey dudes and dudettes!" It was Rob, of course. Obviously the zombie bunnies went away. "I found a note and a key!"
"Yeah, okay, whatever. Just get your ass up here!" Cerrita grabbed another beer can and chucked it at Rob. It hit him in the Achilles Tendon and he yowled in pain. "That didn't hurt, you drama queen."
"Nice hit," John said to his daughter, Cerrita. She beamed; again, the sinister grin, but at Benoit this time.
It took RVD a while to climb out of the hole to the basement because no one helped him. He declared as soon as he reached the surface, "YOU PEOPLE SUCK! Phoenix is the only one who's nice." He gave her the things he found and skipped (but with a pretended limp from his leg) into the bathroom. Minutes later, they heard the sound of a shower starting, and Rob's dreadful singing. " Old McShiva had a temple, and in that temple he hadmarijuana, E-I-E-I-O!
"Shut up," yelled Austin in his usually rude and slurred tone, sipping a Steveweizer. Meanwhile, Phoenix was reading the note, that was not addressed to anyone nor signatured by anyone. The lettering was thin and the were scrawled in effortlessly elegant cersive across the paper.
You must find the Daughter of Anubis! Yes, you follow your instructions carefully. But we are running out of time. Here is a key to the Holy Trinity Church. Meet me there. Again, I urge you to find the Daughter, we need her for the Ceremony!
Austin was cooking breakfast deet meat. Mighty Molly watched, her face twisted in disgust. RVD offered her his bong, which caused her to begin to cry on Randy's shoulder instead of Hurricane's, who looked a little teary-eyed himself; Randy looked scared, but, defeated, consoled Molly anyway.
"Oh, come on," yelled Rob. "Why can't we have a Potfest?"
"Rob, you can't do anything except suck a dongsorrybong, can you?" Cerrita stared at him provokingly.
"I can too! I can wrestle."
"Cannot."
"Can!"
"Prove it. Wrestle me." She stood, then slapped Benoit hard across the face when he tried to pull her back down. She walked right up to RVD, and with a sinister smile of satisfaction, slugged the pot freak in the stomach. Kane, Austin, John, and Triple H sat back, clearly amused. Cerrita turned on the heel of her shoe and walked to the back of the room, her hand gesture commanding him to follow and fight her.
"Bitch!" RVD began at a run toward her, looking to perform a running tornado DDT. However he fell first, Cerrita's shoulder cutting into his collarbone. When they hit, the floorboards gave away, and they found themselves in the house's basement.
"ROB," Cerrita screamed. " I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" But neither she nor Rob moved to get up. Phoenix and Jericho burst out of the nearest door, which swung back and hit the wall, a few wood chips flying.
Phoenix, on her knees, looked down into the blackness of the hole. "What the frig? Damnit, what is up with the ground giving away so often? Cerrita, are you okay?"
"Yeah," was Cerrita's response. "I'm down here with Psycho Pot Monster."
There was a silence in which Phoenix's face was flustered by anger; getting more red as the seconds passed. "ROB," she yelled. "You dumbass! What in the hell were you doing?"
It took RVD a minute to answer. "Whuh? I didn't do. You did last night!"
"What? What are you talking about? Get your ass up and outta there!"
"Maybe we were too loud, Phoeny....," Jericho said beside her; she elbowed him in the ribs. Cerrita was up and moving now, searching for a way out.
"But I can't get OHMIBUDDHA! Somebody help meCerrita!," Rob suddenly shrieked.
"What," Cerrita said in a winy, sing-song voice. RVD clung to her leg, quivering.
"Don't let them eat me, Cerrita! It's horrible!"
"I don't see anything." Kane peered into the basement's darkness.
Rob began to whimper. "It's the pink zombie bunnies with green polka dots and vampire teeth!" There was another silence. Then
"And I thought I was fucked up in the head," Kane said, helping Cerrita out of the basement after she refused Benoit, who looked as sad as Hurricane, who was quietly pouting in a random corner.
Rob began to run around the room trying to get out, until he found a stool next to a desk to stand on. Stoned as he was, he jumped high while on the stool, and he and the object came crashing down onto and into the desk. "Owie!"
Austin and John finally caught interest; carring a handful of crushed beer cans, they shouted, "Stone the stoner!" and proceeded to pelt the cans at an immoble Rob.
"Guys, will you stop it," Phoenix shouted at them. "Or he won't offer to hold a Potfest again. We have to get him out of there!"
Y2J smirked. "I'm just glad no one is making fun of me." At hearing this, Benoit walked behind him, poked him in the small of the back, then punched his own hand, adding in a toothy grin. Jericho turned back to Phoenix, putting his arms around her.
"Hey dudes and dudettes!" It was Rob, of course. Obviously the zombie bunnies went away. "I found a note and a key!"
"Yeah, okay, whatever. Just get your ass up here!" Cerrita grabbed another beer can and chucked it at Rob. It hit him in the Achilles Tendon and he yowled in pain. "That didn't hurt, you drama queen."
"Nice hit," John said to his daughter, Cerrita. She beamed; again, the sinister grin, but at Benoit this time.
It took RVD a while to climb out of the hole to the basement because no one helped him. He declared as soon as he reached the surface, "YOU PEOPLE SUCK! Phoenix is the only one who's nice." He gave her the things he found and skipped (but with a pretended limp from his leg) into the bathroom. Minutes later, they heard the sound of a shower starting, and Rob's dreadful singing. " Old McShiva had a temple, and in that temple he hadmarijuana, E-I-E-I-O!
"Shut up," yelled Austin in his usually rude and slurred tone, sipping a Steveweizer. Meanwhile, Phoenix was reading the note, that was not addressed to anyone nor signatured by anyone. The lettering was thin and the were scrawled in effortlessly elegant cersive across the paper.
You must find the Daughter of Anubis! Yes, you follow your instructions carefully. But we are running out of time. Here is a key to the Holy Trinity Church. Meet me there. Again, I urge you to find the Daughter, we need her for the Ceremony!