A/N: Sorry for the extremely long wait! I've been just so preoccupied with
the OoP and the after effects and stuff. Anyways, thanks for all the
reviews! Lets tune in with the 'What-If-Vision' then!
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What-if-Vision
Chapter 3
"Oh I'll do one! I saw this brilliant one last time!" Harry got up next to Ron and said clearly to the What-If-Vision, as the screen began to swirl in colours.
"What if Gilderoy Lockhart returned to Hogwarts and fell madly in love with Sybill Trelawney?" (A/N: Thanks Bayer04rulz, though this is not what it seems to be.)
"Harry, I never knew you had that much time on your hands and spent it by examining teacher relationships! You could have helped with S.P.E.W!", Hermione exclaimed. Harry blushed.
"Give him a break, even if he is the Boy-Who-Lived, he should be entitled to 'examine teacher relationships'. His only human..." "Lets watch the Vision okay?" Harry interrupted Ron, "It's already started."
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(On the What-If-Vision)
"Come in. Ah! I've been expecting you Gilderoy.I say, what happened to you?" asked Dumbledore, with a trace of astonishment on his face.
For what stood before him in his magnificent office is no longer the blonde haired blue-eyed wizard that had the 'most charming smile', instead there stood solid and alive, a house elf. (Or what looked like one)
But instead of wearing the normal 'attire' of a house elf, this one had on miniature wizard robes fit and accompanying those robes was the broad vacant smile that undoubtly belonged to Gilderoy Lockhart.
"Well you see Professor, I had a little accident after leaving St Mungo." he answered, in a squeaky voice.
"And how did you end up in this.uhm.state?" Dumbledore inquired curiously
" Before setting off for Hogwarts, I went to the leaky cauldron for a drink. There I met Gladys Gudgeon and we had a little drink," said Lockhart, not looking at Dumbledore. "Please continue Mr. Lockhart." Said Dumbledore simply.
"Then I has uh. introduced to her husband, and I guess he wasn't quite fond of me, so he cursed me. And 'Poof', I became a house elf!" Lockhart cried out, not noticing the Dumbledore's effort to prevent himself from laughing.
"Well Gilderoy, I have arranged for you to become an assistant to Professor Sybill Trelawney, and you will be helping with her Divination classes. Is that alright with you?" Asked Dumbledore.
"Yeah, I was top of my class in Divination! It'll be an easy job." Lockhart bragged
"If my memory proves me right, you never took Divination when you were here at Hogwarts, never mind, Here are the keys to your room, they are next door to Professor Trelawney's and this would hopefully be more 'convenient' for the two of you." Dumbledore added, with a twinkle in his eye.
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"There you go Hermione, you get your 'dreamy' Lockhart as well as a House elf all in one, great deal huh?" Harry grinned
"Lets keep watching." Hermione said, ignoring Harry's comment
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Lockhart was carrying his truck up the stairs to the top tower, (A/N: I forgot where the Divination classroom is located at) as he mumbled to himself. "This is work fit for a House elf! Bad luck I can't do magic in this stupid form, at least I still look good" he paused, checking his reflection in a near by mirror.
" You must be Gilderoy Lockhart, I'm a big fan of yours! Oh I can't wait to work with you!" exclaimed Professor Trelawney from the top of the stairs.
"Nice to met you Sybill." Said Lockhart, giving her a typical 'Gilderoy Lockhart smile'. She looked good, he thought as he checked her out.
"Oh let me get that for you Gilderoy!" she said, and with a swish of her wand the heavy trunk flew up and landed next to her.
"Please, call me Gildy." he said, before walking up to join her.
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A/N: This is only the 1st half of the 'Lockhart/Trelawney What-if' if you want to see the next half- review! AND, please give more suggestions of your own What-ifs!!
Ami Black: Great ideas! But 'Sirius raising Harry' has been done too often in other Fanfics, plus it'll take too long.
Airotci: I might consider some of your suggestions.
BaYer04rulz: Thanks again, so far, is this what you thought would've happened?
Aragornrocks: Yeah! Brilliant idea, I'm a total Draco/Hermione shipper! And I've thought of doing this too, maybe later.
Ameneko: That's a good one too!
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What-if-Vision
Chapter 3
"Oh I'll do one! I saw this brilliant one last time!" Harry got up next to Ron and said clearly to the What-If-Vision, as the screen began to swirl in colours.
"What if Gilderoy Lockhart returned to Hogwarts and fell madly in love with Sybill Trelawney?" (A/N: Thanks Bayer04rulz, though this is not what it seems to be.)
"Harry, I never knew you had that much time on your hands and spent it by examining teacher relationships! You could have helped with S.P.E.W!", Hermione exclaimed. Harry blushed.
"Give him a break, even if he is the Boy-Who-Lived, he should be entitled to 'examine teacher relationships'. His only human..." "Lets watch the Vision okay?" Harry interrupted Ron, "It's already started."
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(On the What-If-Vision)
"Come in. Ah! I've been expecting you Gilderoy.I say, what happened to you?" asked Dumbledore, with a trace of astonishment on his face.
For what stood before him in his magnificent office is no longer the blonde haired blue-eyed wizard that had the 'most charming smile', instead there stood solid and alive, a house elf. (Or what looked like one)
But instead of wearing the normal 'attire' of a house elf, this one had on miniature wizard robes fit and accompanying those robes was the broad vacant smile that undoubtly belonged to Gilderoy Lockhart.
"Well you see Professor, I had a little accident after leaving St Mungo." he answered, in a squeaky voice.
"And how did you end up in this.uhm.state?" Dumbledore inquired curiously
" Before setting off for Hogwarts, I went to the leaky cauldron for a drink. There I met Gladys Gudgeon and we had a little drink," said Lockhart, not looking at Dumbledore. "Please continue Mr. Lockhart." Said Dumbledore simply.
"Then I has uh. introduced to her husband, and I guess he wasn't quite fond of me, so he cursed me. And 'Poof', I became a house elf!" Lockhart cried out, not noticing the Dumbledore's effort to prevent himself from laughing.
"Well Gilderoy, I have arranged for you to become an assistant to Professor Sybill Trelawney, and you will be helping with her Divination classes. Is that alright with you?" Asked Dumbledore.
"Yeah, I was top of my class in Divination! It'll be an easy job." Lockhart bragged
"If my memory proves me right, you never took Divination when you were here at Hogwarts, never mind, Here are the keys to your room, they are next door to Professor Trelawney's and this would hopefully be more 'convenient' for the two of you." Dumbledore added, with a twinkle in his eye.
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"There you go Hermione, you get your 'dreamy' Lockhart as well as a House elf all in one, great deal huh?" Harry grinned
"Lets keep watching." Hermione said, ignoring Harry's comment
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Lockhart was carrying his truck up the stairs to the top tower, (A/N: I forgot where the Divination classroom is located at) as he mumbled to himself. "This is work fit for a House elf! Bad luck I can't do magic in this stupid form, at least I still look good" he paused, checking his reflection in a near by mirror.
" You must be Gilderoy Lockhart, I'm a big fan of yours! Oh I can't wait to work with you!" exclaimed Professor Trelawney from the top of the stairs.
"Nice to met you Sybill." Said Lockhart, giving her a typical 'Gilderoy Lockhart smile'. She looked good, he thought as he checked her out.
"Oh let me get that for you Gilderoy!" she said, and with a swish of her wand the heavy trunk flew up and landed next to her.
"Please, call me Gildy." he said, before walking up to join her.
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A/N: This is only the 1st half of the 'Lockhart/Trelawney What-if' if you want to see the next half- review! AND, please give more suggestions of your own What-ifs!!
Ami Black: Great ideas! But 'Sirius raising Harry' has been done too often in other Fanfics, plus it'll take too long.
Airotci: I might consider some of your suggestions.
BaYer04rulz: Thanks again, so far, is this what you thought would've happened?
Aragornrocks: Yeah! Brilliant idea, I'm a total Draco/Hermione shipper! And I've thought of doing this too, maybe later.
Ameneko: That's a good one too!
~ Anyone who would like me to tell you when I update, leave a note in your review and your email address as well ^_^ ~